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Masturbation when room sharing

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  • Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭sparksfly


    jbt123 wrote: »
    KevinCavan wrote: »
    What if you are homeless?

    I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

    Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..
    Not two legal facts that I would fancy trying to justify in court.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

    Oh, I know that one - it's called "fúcking depraved"

    Has to be an urban myth - but then again, who the hell knows these days!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,785 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Oh, I know that one - it's called "fúcking depraved"

    Has to be an urban myth - but then again, who the hell knows these days!

    it happens...... 'fo real bruh' ..... :cool:

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,347 ✭✭✭Homer


    What if you are homeless?

    We demand Forever ****.. what bout the bankers, I mean wankers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    do it in the backyard with you're uncle like Frank Drebin....:pac:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    What if you are homeless?


    Well, you'll do it then in the fancy hotel room that they give you.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    jbt123 wrote: »
    Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..

    Just be sure not to summon this guy



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,785 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    fryup wrote: »
    wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

    a perfectly natural behaviour, that the vast majority of people do.

    I have caught/seen a couple of people, and I have been also.

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    greenspurs wrote: »
    a perfectly natural behaviour, that the vast majority of people do.

    I have caught/seen a couple of people, and I have been also.

    It’s perfectly natural but getting caught isn’t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,125 ✭✭✭trashcan


    I don't know why it annoys me so much but his name is Tom Hanks, with an S, it's not valid rhyming slang!

    Indeed. An Anne Frank then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,410 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    A sherman tank


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Thanks a ****in lot I'll never be able to look at a pack of digestives the same ever again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,124 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    fryup wrote: »
    wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

    I agree. Hence it’s often referred to as “personal time”.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gael23 wrote: »
    I agree. Hence it’s often referred to as “personal time”.
    Is it? I'm gonna have to rethink the wording in my out-of-office email


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    It’s perfectly natural but getting caught isn’t.

    my point exactly, only amateurs get caught


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭jobbridge4life


    Be gay. Fall in love. The end.


  • Registered Users Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Owl.


    I've never seen so many **** in one thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    Owl. wrote: »
    I've never seen so many **** in one thread.

    you should check out the Manchester United thread......bucket load of them there...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭eezipc


    trashcan wrote: »
    Indeed. An Anne Frank then.

    Is that how she got caught?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    How did it get the name '****'. I notice ladies don't ****, so to speak. (thank god for that, says you)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    eezipc wrote: »
    Is that how she got caught?

    No, the German army knocked on their door selling 90% off bacon. That is what gave them away


  • Registered Users Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Owl.


    you should check out the Manchester United thread......bucket load of them there...

    I actually thought about writing something similar to that but thought I might get in trouble :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I'm watching Ray Donovan at the moment. Great line in it last night - the young lad is telling the granddad about his mother catching him ****.
    The granddad tells him "don't worry, it's natural, if god didn't want us to jerk off, he would have given us shorter arms":D


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Curtain off a small corner of the room and hang up a sign which reads '**** Corner'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,736 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    re: biscuit.

    I hate to expose your collective ignorance, but in the cause of education...

    Well, it isn't only biscuits. There are other, um, possible targets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    re: biscuit.

    I hate to expose your collective ignorance, but in the cause of education...

    Well, it isn't only biscuits. There are other, um, possible targets.

    Shot glass?

    Jizz sambo?

    Your sisters tonsils?

    Don't leave us hanging:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    fryup wrote: »
    wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

    Well see that's where the fun lies..


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Well see that's where the fun lies..
    Perfect username :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,926 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Paul McCartney said recently that The Beatles used to **** in the same room while occasionally shouting names to get the job done quicker ie "Brigitte Bardot"

    I'm not saying I like the idea but if its good enough for The Beatles....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Paul McCartney said recently that The Beatles used to **** in the same room while occasionally shouting names to get the job done quicker ie "Brigitte Bardot"

    I'm not saying I like the idea but if its good enough for The Beatles....
    Billy Shears you mean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,926 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Billy Shears you mean.

    What would he do if I sang outta tune, would he stand up and **** off on me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 886 ✭✭✭ollkiller


    Soccer club I used to play with went for a weekend in Newcastle. 2nd night I got back in to the hotel at 3am and fell asleep. Teammate arrives back in at 4am, thought I was asleep, lies in his bed and proceeds to yank the lad off himself. I gave him a loud roar "take it elsewhere lad". He got up shouting that he needs a release. In fairness he did take it elsewhere. About 10 foot to the jacks to finish the job. Obviously I told everyone the next morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,736 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Shot glass?

    Jizz sambo?

    Your sisters tonsils?

    Don't leave us hanging:D

    Aw cripes. I hate these little motherly chats.

    Well, I've heard that it's very good for the complexion. If rubbed in well. And if some is good, then more is better, right?

    and just be glad you're not the goalie of the losing team.

    And that's my last word on the matter.


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