Masturbation when room sharing

Cee-Jay-Cee

Have a Race, first to cum wins. The loser cleans up the mess for both.

henryforde80

Just **** in the bathroom when having a shower while sniffing your own underwear

banie01

Gael23 wrote: »

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

Play cum on the biscuit and make yourself a friend for life

storker

Masturbation when room sharing

(a) Try to wait until the meeting is over


Alternatively...

(b) Have a big laptop in front of you
(c) Pretend you're a radio personailty from Cork who has recently taken paracetamol.

sbsquarepants

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Use their sock

Just FYI - make sure their foot is not still in it. That's a mistake you only make once:mad:

Aethan Dor

pickarooney wrote: »

I don't know why it annoys me so much but his name is Tom Hanks, with an S, it's not valid rhyming slang!

There’s valid rhyming slang available for you, as for most things : pedal and crank = ****, eg going for a pedal

Shanotheslayer

Day Lewin wrote: »

I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies with my sister

Umm, ok

jammiedodgers

I hate that incognito mode in google chrome. It doesn't even work, everyone can still see me masturbating in the internet café.

Hector Bellend

I've almost been caught **** in a shared room a number of times.

Sometime horniness can become overwhelming and you just have to release the pressure

Hector Bellend

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Have a Race, first to cum wins. The loser cleans up the mess for both.

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

mackeire

Aethan Dor wrote: »

There’s valid rhyming slang available for you, as for most things : pedal and crank = ****, eg going for a pedal

Barry White = Sh1te, eg going for a Barry. Or going for a barrier.

BrokenArrows

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

My wife came home horrified one night after a work party.

One of their team who was smashed announced to everyone at the table that he used to play that game all the time and usually lost but still was sure he wasn't gay. 😂😂😂

Of course everyone now calls him biscuit at work.

tupenny

I used to love to devour the soggy biscuit... good times

Sal Butamol

What if you are homeless?

Edgware

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

You will get some do gooder to pull you off while giving you the mushroom soup

Day Lewin

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

Then charge the going rate.

Pero_Bueno

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

Soggy biscuit
Squishy biscuit.
I'm sure there's lots more.

Truly vile, and must be an urban myth...

KevinCavan

Is it not stipulated somewhere in the rental contract, in the small print? Maybe you can’t see small writing anymore, because of jerkin the gerkin?

KevinCavan

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

jbt123

KevinCavan wrote: »

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..

sparksfly

jbt123 wrote: »

KevinCavan wrote: »

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..

Not two legal facts that I would fancy trying to justify in court.

sbsquarepants

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

Oh, I know that one - it's called "fúcking depraved"

Has to be an urban myth - but then again, who the hell knows these days!

greenspurs

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Oh, I know that one - it's called "fúcking depraved"

Has to be an urban myth - but then again, who the hell knows these days!

it happens...... 'fo real bruh' ..... :cool:

Homer

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

We demand Forever ****.. what bout the bankers, I mean wankers

fryup

do it in the backyard with you're uncle like Frank Drebin....:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r_dXbWf2Aw

Kivaro

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

Well, you'll do it then in the fancy hotel room that they give you.

pickarooney

jbt123 wrote: »

Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..

Just be sure not to summon this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

fryup

wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

greenspurs

fryup wrote: »

wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

a perfectly natural behaviour, that the vast majority of people do.

I have caught/seen a couple of people, and I have been also.

Franz Von Peppercorn

greenspurs wrote: »

a perfectly natural behaviour, that the vast majority of people do.

I have caught/seen a couple of people, and I have been also.

It’s perfectly natural but getting caught isn’t.