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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #4142
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    dense wrote: »
    Jayden, Pagan, Spike, Wesley, Dakoda, Declan, Chantelle, Kaydee, Tanya

    Declan?


  • #4143
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    Declan?

    Henceforth to be only known as "bleeeeedin' deco"


  • #4144
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Chantelle, in the Irish context, must always be shouted, and is invariably followed by something along the lines of "ged in off the road you'll be kilt"


  • #4145
    griffin100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,076 ✭✭✭griffin100


    There's a Hungarian kid in my daughters class called Nimrod.


  • #4146
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    griffin100 wrote: »
    There's a Hungarian kid in my daughters class called Nimrod.

    Poor bastard.


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  • #4147
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    rannerap wrote: »
    Its Arya, not Aria. And I already know of one idiot couple who named their child that :pac:

    The Havana-Lahfs?


  • #4148
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Crea wrote: »
    Rhian is a Welsh name. Rhianna is a version of this.

    A name which, of course, means 'great queen' or 'khaleesi' :pac:


  • #4149
    stilllooking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭stilllooking


    LadyGaGa Murphy.


  • #4150
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Poor bastard.

    Ah she's not that bad is she?


  • #4151
    supersonic21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭supersonic21


    Carl
    Thats a grown mans name.


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  • #4152
    kildare lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Seen two babies on facebook today called Malik and Rocco... poor children


  • #4153
    prinzeugen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    Astra.. There was a mother calling a boy that today.. Hipster/hippy.

    Good job the old cheap astro bumpers runners of the 80s/90s don't exist anymore.

    If they did then that kid would get a kicking..


  • #4154
    Barnavave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 ✭✭Barnavave


    prinzeugen wrote: »
    Astra.. There was a mother calling a boy that today.. Hipster/hippy.

    Are you sure she wasn't taxing the car?


  • #4155
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,922 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Barnavave wrote: »
    Are you sure she wasn't taxing the car?

    corsa not


  • #4156
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    prinzeugen wrote: »
    Astra.. There was a mother calling a boy that today.. Hipster/hippy.

    Good job the old cheap astro bumpers runners of the 80s/90s don't exist anymore.

    If they did then that kid would get a kicking..
    Barnavave wrote: »
    Are you sure she wasn't taxing the car?
    Wossack wrote: »
    corsa not

    We had an intern in work called Karina last year, and I kept accidentally calling her Celica.


  • #4157
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Loveinapril wrote: »
    I met a little Polish baby recently called Hector!

    Lovely name


  • #4158
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Lovely name

    It would be, if that insufferable braying ass Hector Ó hEochagáin hadn't ruined it.


  • #4159
    Syphonax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭Syphonax


    If your second name is Lester for the love of god dont name your son Moe


  • #4160
    Gerinspain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Gerinspain


    Memphis - a baby boy born yesterday :)


  • #4161
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Loveinapril wrote: »
    A colleague's neighbour has named her baby Mike!!!


    Checks name of thread...checks post...checks name of thread again...

    Nope, still not getting it :confused:

    Is their surname Hunt?


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  • #4162
    Conservative
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭Conservative


    Beau (from Drogheda of all places)

    Uileann - (elbow??)


  • #4163
    VandC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭VandC


    Conservative wrote:
    Uileann - (elbow??)


    Did you see this written?
    Or could they have called oileán (island), which wouldnt be much better anyways...


  • #4164
    vampyre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭vampyre


    I've never liked the name Oisin for a child or adult. My rescue pug... owner was very evasive and said he didn't have a name. Poor dog was registered as Oisin.


  • #4165
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Checks name of thread...checks post...checks name of thread again...

    Nope, still not getting it :confused:

    Is their surname Hunt?

    Yeah, it ain't the worst.


  • #4166
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    vampyre wrote: »
    I've never liked the name Oisin for a child or adult. My rescue pug... owner was very evasive and said he didn't have a name. Poor dog was registered as Oisin.

    My cat is called Amelia after the lady I got her from, Emelia.
    My other cat is called Corey and that has nothing to do with me. I got him when he was 7 years old.

    I have called animals after people before, like Pat the budgie, Martin the cat, and Mark, another budgie.


  • #4167
    PandaPoo
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    A boy in my son's class called Huw.


  • #4168
    entropi
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    I heard one today, Sicily. Get in the fcuking sea :mad:


  • #4169
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,976 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    entropi wrote: »
    I heard one today, Sicily. Get in the fcuking sea :mad:

    Cecily?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #4170
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have called animals after people before, like Pat the budgie, Martin the cat, and Mark, another budgie.
    Ditto! And why not?

    I've had dogs named Hamish, Vinnie, Zoe, Johnny, William, Max and Dorothy, had horses called Robert, Onslow, and Josephine, and a fish named George (RIP)!

    In each case, the animals who got the human names tended to have characters which were most compatible with humans. Sometimes, human names can be super appropriate to animals, depending on their personalities and (usually) an affinity with people.


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  • #4171
    Suckler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭Suckler


    Jordyn. Destined to have many convictions for petty theft and a clutch of kids by 19.


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