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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

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Roger Hassenforder

dense wrote: »

Jayden, Pagan, Spike, Wesley, Dakoda, Declan, Chantelle, Kaydee, Tanya

Declan?

Gravelly

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Declan?

Henceforth to be only known as "bleeeeedin' deco"

Gravelly

Chantelle, in the Irish context, must always be shouted, and is invariably followed by something along the lines of "ged in off the road you'll be kilt"

griffin100

There's a Hungarian kid in my daughters class called Nimrod.

Gravelly

griffin100 wrote: »

There's a Hungarian kid in my daughters class called Nimrod.

Poor bastard.

pickarooney

rannerap wrote: »

Its Arya, not Aria. And I already know of one idiot couple who named their child that :pac:

The Havana-Lahfs?

pickarooney

Crea wrote: »

Rhian is a Welsh name. Rhianna is a version of this.

A name which, of course, means 'great queen' or 'khaleesi' :pac:

stilllooking

LadyGaGa Murphy.

Roger Hassenforder

Gravelly wrote: »

Poor bastard.

Ah she's not that bad is she?

supersonic21

Carl
Thats a grown mans name.

kildare lad

Seen two babies on facebook today called Malik and Rocco... poor children

prinzeugen

Astra.. There was a mother calling a boy that today.. Hipster/hippy.

Good job the old cheap astro bumpers runners of the 80s/90s don't exist anymore.

If they did then that kid would get a kicking..

Barnavave

prinzeugen wrote: »

Astra.. There was a mother calling a boy that today.. Hipster/hippy.

Are you sure she wasn't taxing the car?

Wossack

Barnavave wrote: »

Are you sure she wasn't taxing the car?

corsa not

Gravelly

prinzeugen wrote: »

Astra.. There was a mother calling a boy that today.. Hipster/hippy.

Good job the old cheap astro bumpers runners of the 80s/90s don't exist anymore.

If they did then that kid would get a kicking..

Barnavave wrote: »

Are you sure she wasn't taxing the car?

Wossack wrote: »

corsa not

We had an intern in work called Karina last year, and I kept accidentally calling her Celica.

Hector Savage

Loveinapril wrote: »

I met a little Polish baby recently called Hector!

Lovely name

Gravelly

Hector Savage wrote: »

Lovely name

It would be, if that insufferable braying ass Hector Ó hEochagáin hadn't ruined it.

Syphonax

If your second name is Lester for the love of god dont name your son Moe

Gerinspain

Memphis - a baby boy born yesterday

maudgonner

Loveinapril wrote: »

A colleague's neighbour has named her baby Mike!!!

Checks name of thread...checks post...checks name of thread again...

Nope, still not getting it

Is their surname Hunt?

Conservative

Beau (from Drogheda of all places)

Uileann - (elbow??)

VandC

Conservative wrote:

Uileann - (elbow??)

Did you see this written?
Or could they have called oileÃ¡n (island), which wouldnt be much better anyways...

vampyre

I've never liked the name Oisin for a child or adult. My rescue pug... owner was very evasive and said he didn't have a name. Poor dog was registered as Oisin.

[Deleted User]

maudgonner wrote: »

Checks name of thread...checks post...checks name of thread again...

Nope, still not getting it

Is their surname Hunt?

Yeah, it ain't the worst.

[Deleted User]

vampyre wrote: »

I've never liked the name Oisin for a child or adult. My rescue pug... owner was very evasive and said he didn't have a name. Poor dog was registered as Oisin.

My cat is called Amelia after the lady I got her from, Emelia.
My other cat is called Corey and that has nothing to do with me. I got him when he was 7 years old.

I have called animals after people before, like Pat the budgie, Martin the cat, and Mark, another budgie.

PandaPoo

A boy in my son's class called Huw.

entropi

I heard one today, Sicily. Get in the fcuking sea :mad:

Esel

entropi wrote: »

I heard one today, Sicily. Get in the fcuking sea :mad:

Cecily?

[Deleted User]

Deleted User wrote: »

I have called animals after people before, like Pat the budgie, Martin the cat, and Mark, another budgie.

Ditto! And why not?

I've had dogs named Hamish, Vinnie, Zoe, Johnny, William, Max and Dorothy, had horses called Robert, Onslow, and Josephine, and a fish named George (RIP)!

In each case, the animals who got the human names tended to have characters which were most compatible with humans. Sometimes, human names can be super appropriate to animals, depending on their personalities and (usually) an affinity with people.

Suckler

Jordyn. Destined to have many convictions for petty theft and a clutch of kids by 19.