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What was your biggest "get me out of here!" moment in a relationship?

  • 28-12-2016 8:51pm
    #1
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    At what moment did you realise you were dating a gobsh*te? Or maybe it was more serious than that and they were violent.

    Maybe their family weren't nice to you.

    Mine was when she "surprised" me by inviting her mother on our 10 day long sun holiday. It didnt last very long after that.


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  • #2
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    When she started an argument on the morning of a big exam I had, didn't need that kind of ****e.


  • #3
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Ouch poor you.

    Mine was when she booked me onto a remote kayaking trip in Norway along with her using my bank account and email account.
    Cya


  • #4
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    Senna wrote: »
    When she started an argument on the morning of a big exam I had, didn't need that kind of ****e.

    Did you finish it there and then?


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    When her dad caught me sucking diesel out of his super dexta for me wee Escort van


  • #6
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    When she caught me getting sucked off by her brother


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    When she caught me getting sucked off by her brother
    What kind of van runs on that stuff?


  • #8
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    along with her using my bank account and email account.

    Why did she has the password to probably the two most security sensitive things anyone can have?


  • #9
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,414 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    A text at 3am saying "My toe is sore, talk to me"


    With another it was in February (I'd started seeing her in November) and she said her new years resolution was to get pregnant.


  • #10
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    When he was screaming in my face demanding respect in front of my child. Uhm, no, not gonna happen!


  • #11
    Train Dragon
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    Grayson wrote: »
    With another it was in February (I'd started seeing her in November) and she said her new years resolution was to get pregnant.

    :eek:


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  • #12
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Train Dragon wrote: »
    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    along with her using my bank account and email account.

    Why did she has the password to probably the two most security sensitive things anyone can have?


    She took them from my hide away. I can't destroy those things like they say to do then I'd forget them myself.


  • #13
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    A friend of mine started insinuating I was seeing other women behind my girlfriends back.

    Soon afterwards he had a breakdown.
    I always thought that was convenient timing as he was acting the tan with other people too.


  • #14
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,414 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Train Dragon wrote: »
    :eek:

    We stayed friends. A while later she told me she was pregnant. I had one of those panicked reactions where you go "OMFG IS IT MINE!" and then I remembered it was over a year since we'd broken up.


  • #15
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Train Dragon wrote: »
    Did you finish it there and then?

    Na it went on for a few weeks more, but made the decision that minutes.


  • #16
    Boom_Bap
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    The big warning sign was the first night we got together and she talked about how she has wanted this to happen for so long.
    I honestly thought it was the first time I met her that night.
    She went on to tell me times and dates and what I and her were wearing on the other occasions we met.


    I should have taken notice then, but the big moment came when I woke up on a day off with about 200 missed calls and 200 messages from her from that morning. She wanted to surprise me with a visit and got a little irked that my phone was nowhere near where I was sleeping.
    I met up with her to pretty much call it a day after that, she wanted way more than what I wanted, which I had made clear to her early on.


    There was also a girl that pretended she had cancer to try hold on to me. She even brought me to an 'appointment' in the hospital with her.


  • #17
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    I think I'll make tea this is just starting.


  • #18
    Train Dragon
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    The big warning sign was the first night we got together and she talked about how she has wanted this to happen for so long.
    I honestly thought it was the first time I met her that night.
    She went on to tell me times and dates and what I and her were wearing.


    I should have taken notice then, but the big moment came when I woke up on a day off with about 200 missed calls and 200 messages from her from that morning. She wanted to surprise me with a visit and got a little irked that my phone was nowhere near where I was sleeping.
    I met up with her to pretty much call it a day after that, she wanted way more than what I wanted, which I had made clear to her early on.


    There was also a girl that pretended she had cancer to try hold on to me. She even brought me to an 'appointment' in the hospital with her.


    Scary and hilarious in equal parts.

    I bet both were demons in the sack though. The proper mental ones always are.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
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    Train Dragon wrote: »
    Scary and hilarious in equal parts.

    I bet both were demons in the sack though. The proper mental ones always are.

    :D


  • #20
    blackcard
    Registered Users Posts: 4,108 ✭✭✭blackcard


    When she started talking about marriage on our first date.


  • #21
    HS3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭HS3


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    The big warning sign was the first night we got together and she talked about how she has wanted this to happen for so long.
    I honestly thought it was the first time I met her that night.
    Literally made me spit a mouthful of beer with laughter :pac:
    There was also a girl that pretended she had cancer to try hold on to me. She even brought me to an 'appointment' in the hospital with her.

    Wtf?! :eek: How long did it go on for? How did you twig? (Aside from her not actually dying)


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  • #22
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    I don't know whether to laugh or cry about that 200 phone call one.


  • #23
    Boom_Bap
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    Train Dragon wrote: »
    Scary and hilarious in equal parts.

    I bet both were demons in the sack though. The proper mental ones always are.

    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. Luckily I'm not a gentleman. The first one never got that far so cannot confirm. But she talked a good game and was a bit wild in the things we did do. The other was not really, both of us were really inexperienced.
    HS3 wrote: »
    Wtf?! :eek: How long did it go on for? How did you twig? (Aside from her not actually dying)

    Luckily I had a friend that lived with her that set the story straight, so it didn't go on for long. The stalking on the other hand went on for quite a while.


  • #24
    The_Valeyard
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    She used to check all train carriages in way home from college to see if I was onboard.

    Randomly turn up on a lads night out, hadnt told her where I was going.

    Bye bye


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
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    He hit me and that was the end of that. It was very casual so I didn't experience any conflict or fear about getting rid of him. He busted my top lip and he was fecked out the door.


  • #26
    brianregan09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭brianregan09


    When my one rang me telling me in tears she'd got fired from her job I told her it'd be grand and she wouldn't be long getting another , to which she started screaming it was all my fault ......on the phone there and then I dumped her.

    to be fair to her she did stuff like this quite often and I put up with it because she was amazing in bed but yeah straw to break the camels back


  • #27
    hairyslug
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    2am, top of O'Connell Street, she couldn't decide whether to get food or a taxi home.


  • #28
    Birneybau
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    He hit me and that was the end of that. It was very casual so I didn't experience any conflict or fear about getting rid of him. He busted my top lip and he was fecked out the door.

    Pr!ck


  • #29
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    brianregan09 wrote: »

    to be fair to her she did stuff like this quite often and I put up with it because she was amazing in bed


    Mark my words lads. This will be the most common theme of this thread ;)


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
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    Birneybau wrote: »
    Pr!ck

    He was. I could see it coming to be honest but I was away with the fairies back then. It's funny to look back on such things with hindsight.


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  • #31
    brianregan09
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    If you saw it coming why didn't ya duck :D


  • #32
    s15r330
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    Was seeing this 1 a couple of months, she complained about everything.
    We were due to go to the cinema 1 evening, I got out of the shower and gave her a call, was drying myself off so my hands were busy so I put her on loud speaker, she took into complaining about that. I'd had enough, told her i'd see her shortly.
    She had a few bits in my house so I put them in the car and drove the 20mins to her place. Pulled up outside and out she comes, I let down my window and handed her the stuff, just remember the confused look on her face as I drove off, didn't say a word, just drove off and basked in the relief that I wouldn't have to listen to the crying c#nt ever again
    Got calls and texts but I didn't reply.
    That was that :D


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
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    brianregan09 wrote: »
    If you saw it coming why didn't ya duck :D

    Cheeky fecker :D


  • #34
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Good in bed or not. I wasn't hanging about for any of the head wreckers in my life sure what was I to grade their bed work on anyhow.


  • #35
    eeguy
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    Went out with a girl who needed constant communication.

    If I didn't reply to a text in 10 mins she'd resend it.
    If I still didn't reply I'd get a "Did you get my text?" text.
    If I still didn't reply she'd call me asking if I was ok.

    She also got stroppy if the number of xxxxx's at the end didn't at least match the number she put on her texts or if I didn't text her Good morning and good night messages.
    In fairness she did have a bit of a troubled background which might explain the needyness, but I wasn't the fella to help her.

    I also have stayed with someone because they were gorgeous and great in bed.
    Not a headwrecker in fairness, just obvious for a long time that she wasn't the one for me.
    I do get jealous of her new boyfriend though. He's having a great time.


  • #36
    MadDog76
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    "I told my husband I'm leaving him for you ........." .......... seriously.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
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    MadDog76 wrote: »
    "I told my husband I'm leaving him for you ........." .......... seriously.

    Jaysus


  • #38
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Jaysus

    Her two kids were coming with her apparently .......... it was time, for me, to move on at that stage!


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
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    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Her two kids were coming with her apparently .......... it was time, for me, to move on at that stage!

    Aren't people mad all the same.


  • #40
    pgj2015
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    second time i had met a girl and i was getting a condom, she said don't bother it was meant to be.


  • #41
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    just decided to follow this thread

    I'm in for the night


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  • #42
    brianregan09
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    pgj2015 wrote: »
    second time i had met a girl and i was getting a condom, she said don't bother it was meant to be.

    Ah shur you could always blow it up on her back haha :P


  • #43
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Aren't people mad all the same.

    Ah it all worked out for her in the end Perse .......... her husband* died (accidental death before you ask!) and she then met the love of her life and re-married ........ by all accounts she, and her two boys, are the happiest they've ever been.

    * Her husband was a complete ar5ehole and a terrible father.


  • #44
    Ernesto Savory Registration
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    Went out with my best friend who I didn't fancy for about 6 months.

    Then I decided that I had to end it


  • #45
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    "I told my husband I'm leaving him for you ........." .......... seriously.

    You probably shouldn't have been riding a married woman then.


  • #46
    Flibble
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    I asked him what he envisaged was a reasonable amount of time to spend together as I was feeling huge pressure.

    I was working 9-5 Mon to Fri and studying in my spare time as well as looking after my dog. He was unemployed with no commitments. I drove, he didn't, and lived some distance away from me.

    He said every Tuesday evening, every Wednesday and/or Thursday evening & overnight, and Friday evening to Sunday night. Any less, and he felt I was neglecting him.

    I dumped him on the spot.


  • #47
    HS3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭HS3


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    "I told my husband I'm leaving him for you ........." .......... seriously.


    Seriously? How would she land at that train stop without encouragement ?


  • #48
    cookiexx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭cookiexx


    When he couldn't get it up...repeatedly


  • #49
    MadDog76
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    Train Dragon wrote: »
    You probably shouldn't have been riding a married woman then.

    You must be joking!! She was the best girlfriend I've ever had (apart from when I met my wife :)) ......... I got all the good parts (sex, making her smile etc.) and none of the bad parts ("Did you take out the bins!??", "I have a headache" etc.) ........ and then she ruined it all by wanting to "get serious". :(


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
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    MadDog76 wrote: »
    You must be joking!! She was the best girlfriend I've ever had (apart from when I met my wife :)) ......... I got all the good parts (sex, making her smile etc.) and none of the bad parts ("Did you take out the bins!??", "I have a headache" etc.) ........ and then she ruined it all by wanting to "get serious". :(

    :pac:


  • #51
    ardinn
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    Cleanfreaks are - in all and every case, nutjobs.

    And yes - I ended it with one a few weeks ago, could not move an inch beyond the door with shoes on, a sock on the floor.......Holy war - I only stayed because - you guessed it!

    Men will put up with an awful lot if you can ride like the wind!
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