Even more adverts you despise

Shannon757 · 17-11-2016 8:48pm

Fairly sure it's Emirates not Etihad lads.

Spent a lot of today on the Rte player. I don't understand the Tesco ad with the kid and the letter. It doesn't make me want to go to Tesco. You barely know it's Tesco except for the logo at the end. And that caffeine shampoo ad with your one from fifth gear. Hate it.

ollaetta · 17-11-2016 9:52pm

madmaggie wrote: »

The cheeseiest ad I have ever seen is running on ITV3. The one where older folk are encouraged to phone up to enquire about life insurance and 'get a free pen'. The old dears in the ad are over the moon about this pen, endorsed by Michael Parkinson. Absolute patronising s***e.

Been off work lately following surgery and not being very mobile watch some of the dreaded daytime TV. I never realised how many awful patronising ads are on targetted at the older age group. If I see another ad offering funeral costs insurance I'll scream.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 19-11-2016 8:22pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Kid in the Aldi ad with Paul O Connell takes the most annoying kid in an ad crown from the one in the AIB or BOI one :mad:

I blame the parents.

I'm fairly sure the dad in that ad even thinks the young lad is a complete tool. Gives him a couple of scorpy looks when he's talking bag at the breakfast table and again walking from the car.

PopePalpatine · 19-11-2016 11:38pm

To some, this might seem like a weird reason to hate an ad, but I cringe during Santander's latest UK ad showing Jenson Button picking out "Speedline Racer 2016" for Mr. Average Joe in a video game shop. Seriously, not one person on their advertising department could think of a better name for a racing game than bloody "Speedline Racer"?!

madmaggie · 20-11-2016 2:01am

I don't know if this counts as an ad, but the trailer for the toy show is really wrecking my head. Tubridy is bad enough, but "cute" kid voice at the end drives me insane.

20-11-2016 5:54pm

ollaetta wrote: »

Been off work lately following surgery and not being very mobile watch some of the dreaded daytime TV. I never realised how many awful patronising ads are on targetted at the older age group. If I see another ad offering funeral costs insurance I'll scream.

Your not a 'loan'......This is a loooooaaaannnn

Grrr those payday loan companies really grate me with their 1000% apr :mad:
Parasitic b@stards.

20-11-2016 5:56pm

Christ that Samsung VR ad. 'Ive got something right here for you'.... Christ above. With Samsungs recent record the phone would probably explode and burn your eyes right out of their sockets

MOH · 21-11-2016 11:31am

PopePalpatine wrote: »

To some, this might seem like a weird reason to hate an ad, but I cringe during Santander's latest UK ad showing Jenson Button picking out "Speedline Racer 2016" for Mr. Average Joe in a video game shop. Seriously, not one person on their advertising department could think of a better name for a racing game than bloody "Speedline Racer"?!

It must be the same ad I was only half watching over the weekend where someone is picking out a game. One of the other ones on the shelf is "Kickball 9"

LynnGrace · 21-11-2016 12:24pm

The Tesco ads with the letters, 'tanks mam for the stuffing' annoy me. I don't even know or care why these people are writing letters or how it relates to Tesco.

ligerdub · 21-11-2016 3:28pm

LynnGrace wrote: »

The Tesco ads with the letters, 'tanks mam for the stuffing' annoy me. I don't even know or care why these people are writing letters or how it relates to Tesco.

Exactly. It's a cynical ploy to use Christmas to make these guys looks like soft, cuddly companies instead of viewing people as cash cows.

rubadub · 21-11-2016 3:39pm

ligerdub wrote: »

Exactly. It's a cynical ploy to use Christmas to make these guys looks like soft, cuddly companies instead of viewing people as cash cows.

Yep, lots go for these sentimental tear jerky ads. Last I saw was for 3, some girl with a sick pet cloud.

21-11-2016 3:44pm

LynnGrace wrote: »

The Tesco ads with the letters, 'tanks mam for the stuffing' annoy me. I don't even know or care why these people are writing letters or how it relates to Tesco.

Worse is the Dunnes Xmas Ad. I keep waiting for Republic of Telly to do a X rated parody of it.

"He walked through the streets looking in all the windows and never had he felt such joy before. John was new to voyeurism but it gave him a real thrill. There was Biddy O'SUllivan in her pink frillies. And Tina Murphy trying on her christmas knickers.."

I exagerate a bit, but a guy feeling "immense joy" from looking in the windows is a bit creepy.

I said · 21-11-2016 9:45pm

Tesco s aunty Bridget ad.Need I say anymore

NufcNavan · 21-11-2016 10:17pm

That Grant boiler ad. It's shockingly bad.

"Thank you Grandad for this basic necessity of heat that my failure of a father couldn't provide".

madmaggie · 22-11-2016 1:14am

NufcNavan wrote: »

That Grant boiler ad. It's shockingly bad.

"Thank you Grandad for this basic necessity of heat that my failure of a father couldn't provide".

The smug granny in the background.

NufcNavan · 22-11-2016 1:25am

madmaggie wrote: »

The smug granny in the background.

Never mind the granny. The granddad lording it in his warm home is enough.

Jimmy Garlic · 22-11-2016 4:02am

LynnGrace · 22-11-2016 11:04am

Deleted User wrote: »

Worse is the Dunnes Xmas Ad. I keep waiting for Republic of Telly to do a X rated parody of it.

"He walked through the streets looking in all the windows and never had he felt such joy before. John was new to voyeurism but it gave him a real thrill. There was Biddy O'SUllivan in her pink frillies. And Tina Murphy trying on her christmas knickers.."

I exagerate a bit, but a guy feeling "immense joy" from looking in the windows is a bit creepy.

Yes, I was less than overjoyed to see that creepy ad return.

deathsquadbrat · 22-11-2016 11:30pm

That f***ing eir ad with them stupid kids singing that "hummmanawnamawhumannamaw" Ugh drives me up the wall.

castletownman · 23-11-2016 1:28am

The ad for the new Gaiety Panto.

The "this is no owdinawy panto...." tag line is bad enough, but the Nanny Knickerbocker Gloria "rhyming" intro is without doubt the most irritating part of any advert on either telly or radio at present.

Royale with Cheese · 23-11-2016 2:19am

So I created the original Adverts you Despise thread back in 2007, it's now 2016 and we're on Thread #2 and more than 10,000 despised adverts. Do I get a prize or something? I accept bitcoin.

Also I haven't posted on the thread in a long time. But, I've been streaming a lot of football from American channels over the past couple of years and our adverts have nothing on what's shown over there. Some utter dross.

Anyone recognise this guy?

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Cortina_MK_IV · 23-11-2016 2:48am

Potsch Boyd? Criminal Minds.

Royale with Cheese · 23-11-2016 1:34pm

Yeah I Googled him last night, that's him. He does a load of ads for Chevrolet in America, running these fake focus groups that they claim are real. They're abysmal.

Shannon757 · 23-11-2016 11:02pm

Royale with Cheese wrote: »

So I created the original Adverts you Despise thread back in 2007, it's now 2016 and we're on Thread #2 and more than 10,000 despised adverts. Do I get a prize or something? I accept bitcoin.

I started this thread. Should we split the prize?

Luis21 · 24-11-2016 4:16pm

The kid in the Eithad airways ad with Anniston.

Talks like a toy robot.

Gadgetman496 · 24-11-2016 5:13pm

Luis21 wrote: »

The kid in the Eithad airways ad with Anniston.

Talks like a toy robot.

It's Emirates not Eithad.

lertsnim · 25-11-2016 12:01am

That ad for the Late Late Toy Show is highly irritating. Tubridy looking like a creep and loads of stage school children. All that was missing was jazz hands. It is then finished off with an annoying squeaky childs voice.

ligerdub · 25-11-2016 11:24am

"In just a few days time, this will be like a magic kingdom" forced smile of excitement, montage of him hugging kids.....disingenuous to the nth degree.

Luis21 · 25-11-2016 4:30pm

Gadgetman496 wrote: »

It's Emirates not Eithad.

:rolleyes:

darkdubh · 25-11-2016 5:59pm

lertsnim wrote: »

That ad for the Late Late Toy Show is highly irritating. Tubridy looking like a creep and loads of stage school children. All that was missing was jazz hands. It is then finished off with an annoying squeaky childs voice.

Screeching Billy Barry type brats and that gobshyte making a tool of himself. Whats not to hate?

Auld Jim Halpin · 26-11-2016 3:21am

This rubbish, Mentos advert,seen it twice and hate it, who comes up this nonsense. It's like the kids in the ad also actually run the marketing company that made it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN1-yvo7gIg

Edups2.0 · 26-11-2016 3:22am

The Chicago town ads. Ugh. What kind of eejit wants to wear those poxy glasses?

Auld Jim Halpin · 26-11-2016 3:29am

Edups2.0 wrote: »

The Chicago town ads. Ugh. What kind of eejit wants to wear those poxy glasses?

What about the Pepperoni Bermuda Shorts?

blueser · 27-11-2016 2:00pm

Luis21 wrote: »

The kid in the Eithad airways ad with Anniston.

Talks like a toy robot.

Yeah, but Jennifer Aniston;

Back on topic; I see that Maltesers ad has resurfaced. The one with the blonde giving the bf the push because she saw him kissing a.n.other outside the office. What's with the bloody stupid high pitched voice? Dogs must go mental when it comes on.

ligerdub · 27-11-2016 3:03pm

Horrific ad. Let's see the genders reversed on that one.

Thargor · 27-11-2016 10:26pm

Gadgetman496 wrote: »

It's Emirates not Eithad.

This is the new Steve and Rachel/Rachel and Steve

Thargor · 27-11-2016 10:28pm

Theres a really smug new Lynx ad where the first thing it asks is something like "Who needs looks when you've got the nose"??? and the actor they chose for that seems to be Abed from community? Its bizarre.

SNNUS · 27-11-2016 10:50pm

That awful Eir advert with the heading the ball music is back

Den14 · 28-11-2016 12:21am

SNNUS wrote:

That awful Eir advert with the heading the ball music is back

Eir that horrendous cretinous company trying to stir up some sort of patriotic Irish pride with that truly annoying song feels like an exercise of patronising pulling the wool over the eyesery on some unsuspecting easily impressionable people. Can't stand their ads. They're still that awful Eircom under that flashy brand revamped bonnet

Shannon757 · 28-11-2016 12:36am

Thargor wrote: »

This is the new Steve and Rachel/Rachel and Steve

Steve and Rachel/Rachel and Steve is a disagreement on how you say something.
Emirates and Etihad are two completely different airlines.

PopePalpatine · 28-11-2016 1:50am

My new pet peeve is the ad for TheIdleMan.com. It's just so full of itself.

flazio · 28-11-2016 9:09am

"This Christmas, join the fight for justice"
Erm no Trocaire, if there's any time of year to join "fights" Christmas isn't one of them.

madmaggie · 29-11-2016 12:32am

The St Vincent de Paul ad with the little girl, about breaking the cycle of poverty. I don't know why, but it irritates me.

silverharp · 29-11-2016 11:09am

the new (I assume) Axa advert with idiot trope husband trying the get the mattress in the car and the wife swooning at the next door neighbour. Are they trying to pi1ss everyone off

29-11-2016 12:29pm

madmaggie wrote: »

The St Vincent de Paul ad with the little girl, about breaking the cycle of poverty. I don't know why, but it irritates me.

Any time it comes on my missus goes "Why did she have a child if she couldn't afford to, having grown up in poverty herself".

SNNUS · 30-11-2016 1:32pm

silverharp wrote: »

the new (I assume) Axa advert with idiot trope husband trying the get the mattress in the car and the wife swooning at the next door neighbour. Are they trying to pi1ss everyone off

Again if the roles were reversed there would be outrage but the media have the males as dopes and females as super hero multitaskers stereotyped to a tee..

Jimmy Garlic · 30-11-2016 5:37pm

Those stupid golf ads with the bearded fella going around trying to be funny, pure trash.

johnnyskeleton · 30-11-2016 11:59pm

An ad for catfood where the guy is in flagrante with a lady, catches the eye of a cat (his cat, her cat, random street cat - not clear). Then a love song kicks in and he ditches the lady, and moves towards the cat spellbound to give it some catfood, with his pants around his ankles.

https://youtu.be/4Dq7a4OwReE

I worry for humanity

Edups2.0 · 01-12-2016 2:16pm

silverharp wrote: »

the new (I assume) Axa advert with idiot trope husband trying the get the mattress in the car and the wife swooning at the next door neighbour. Are they trying to pi1ss everyone off

I don't think that's new... but could be wrong.

Go Harvey Go · 01-12-2016 9:09pm

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

An ad for catfood where the guy is in flagrante with a lady, catches the eye of a cat (his cat, her cat, random street cat - not clear). Then a love song kicks in and he ditches the lady, and moves towards the cat spellbound to give it some catfood, with his pants around his ankles.

https://youtu.be/4Dq7a4OwReE

I worry for humanity

Dear God.

It also brings to mind this horrid Airwaves ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TM1alSke4

Hated the Subway Festive Feast ad on first viewing - and I can't see it growing on me. Am I alone here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5lxW-nQnOM

Even more adverts you despise

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