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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #3002
    dbagman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,216 ✭✭✭dbagman


    Esel wrote: »
    Those road users who don't know that you can stop in a 'yellow box' in certain circumstances.

    Those road users who think there is a 'fast' lane.

    :)

    call it what you want you know exactly what Im talking about.
    And in most circumstances you cannot/should not stop in a yellow box.


  • #3003
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Esel wrote: »
    Those road users who don't know that you can stop in a 'yellow box' in certain circumstances.

    Those road users who think there is a 'fast' lane.

    :)

    Those road users who habitually stop on the yellow box & block all other road users!

    Those road users who think it's OK to sit in the overtaking/outside lane and hold up everybody behind them.

    :mad:


  • #3004
    dbagman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,216 ✭✭✭dbagman


    LordSutch wrote: »
    Those road users who habitually stop on the yellow box & block all other road users!

    Those road users who think it's OK to sit in the overtaking/outside lane and hold up everybody behind them.

    :mad:

    yeah I was thinking maybe it was the way I worded it,but you seem to have gotten what I was saying,despite me making the cardinal sin of calling it the fast lane


  • #3005
    Shemale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,384 ✭✭✭Shemale


    Re: Not saying thanks to person holding door:
    worded wrote: »
    I always say, "No thank you!" Loudly To these people

    I let the door go and stop in my tracks and only move just before the door hits me.

    I did it to one knob who never said thanks, next day he was coming up the steps and I let the door go, he ran so I helped the door shut so it was closed when he got there.


  • #3006
    Shemale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,384 ✭✭✭Shemale


    Dubkent wrote: »
    You okay Hun?

    Shut up you wanker

    The people that say it generally tend to be the biggest two faced back stabbing ***** too.


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  • #3007
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,961 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Pedantic shytes.


  • #3008
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,130 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Is this thread the male equivalent of "Trivial things that annoy you" or what?

    I suppose I will be told in no uncertain terms -toot sweet - that NO, I am a lady, transgender, gay, man, woman poster and go the feck off.

    Anyway.....


  • #3009
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #3010
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Spanish Eyes wrote: »
    Is this thread the male equivalent of "Trivial things that annoy you" or what?

    I suppose I will be told in no uncertain terms -toot sweet - that NO, I am a lady, transgender, gay, man, woman poster and go the feck off.

    Anyway.....

    What are you on about?


  • #3011
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,115 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Spanish Eyes wrote: »
    Is this thread the male equivalent of "Trivial things that annoy you" or what?

    I suppose I will be told in no uncertain terms -toot sweet - that NO, I am a lady, transgender, gay, man, woman poster and go the feck off.

    Anyway.....

    Oh thank you're here! People were enjoying a thread! it needed a dose of pointless, baiting invective to get things back on track and have the same people thrashing out the usual arguments instead. Good work!


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  • #3012
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,130 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    That woke you all up anyway. Ya hup.


  • #3013
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,115 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Spanish Eyes wrote: »
    That woke you all up anyway. Ya hup.

    Put the thread to sleep more like.

    Back on topic: people who derail threads with irrelevant nonsense trying to start an argument...


  • #3014
    dbagman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,216 ✭✭✭dbagman


    People that post on a public forum like boards,then dont like the response they get (from the public...imagine that) so proceed to attempt to belittle you for your opinion


  • #3015
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,115 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    dbagman wrote: »
    People that post on a public forum like boards,then dont like the response they get (from the public...imagine that) so proceed to attempt to belittle you for your opinion

    U ok hun? xoxox


  • #3016
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,771 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    this thread used to be good but every time I pop in now its just posters sniping to insinuate others are ****


  • #3017
    dbagman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,216 ✭✭✭dbagman


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote:
    U ok hun? xoxox


    Was referring to a different thread entirely mate. Didn't mean it to come across as a swipe at you as mentioned above


  • #3018
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,115 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    dbagman wrote: »
    Was referring to a different thread entirely mate. Didn't mean it to come across as a swipe at you as mentioned above

    I actually had figured as much, was just joking.

    Incidentally, people who say "u ok hun?". Tossers.


  • #3019
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Lads in their 50's and 60's wearing tracksuit bottoms and white runners out in public. Usually accompanied by a Man United jacket and a few of those faded tattoos. Complete knobends.


  • #3020
    Charizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Charizard


    retalivity wrote: »
    Anyone over the age of 12 wearing a baseball cap deserves a slap in the face. 2 slaps if it is on backwards

    Why?? Please explain just how backwards you are while youre at it


  • #3021
    MeatTwoVeg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    People who say 'I can beat that' when you've just finished an anecdote and then launch into a tenuously connected bout of oneupmanship.

    It's a conversation not a competition. Everybody here thinks you're a wanker Patrick. Just STFU for 5 minutes.


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  • #3022
    Walter H Price
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭Walter H Price


    Top Knot


  • #3023
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #3024
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Charizard wrote: »
    Why?? Please explain just how backwards you are while youre at it

    You're especially firey today Charizard.


  • #3025
    Charizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Charizard


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    So pretty much no reason at all, thanks for clarifying


  • #3026
    Walter H Price
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭Walter H Price


    Charizard wrote: »
    So pretty much no reason at all, thanks for clarifying

    think its more of a personal opinion thing then you know fact and stat based hahahaha


  • #3027
    buck65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    People who share stuff all the time on Facebook everyday.


  • #3028
    deaddonkey15
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭deaddonkey15


    buck65 wrote: »
    People who share stuff all the time on Facebook everyday.

    Especially stuff suggesting they're deep, intelligent people when in reality they are just weird and thick as sh*t.


  • #3029
    gossamer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭gossamer


    Primary school teachers who are forever in "teacher mode".

    People who express concern and don't mean a bit of it. Bonus points for a condescending tone of voice and pitying head tilt.


  • #3030
    FizzleSticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #3031
    Yeah_Right
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,208 ✭✭✭Yeah_Right


    FizzleSticks wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    I'm your ex? Love baseball caps. Own half a dozen and have my eye on a few more.


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