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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #2912
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,760 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Met a guy today wearing an 'proud to be a vegan' badge. Later told me I must enjoy eating rotten flesh.


    C*nt.

    Should have told hom you haven't been anywhere near his wife/girlfriend's rott....


    I'll stop there.


  • #2913
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    FISMA. wrote: »
    Dublin accent.

    Loike South Dublin roight? Totes!


  • #2914
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    SpaceSasqwatch wrote: »
    I have done even more research than that...and its nearly always BMW owners too.**** :)

    Wouldnt mind but I love BMW's , the way they drive , looks and other stuff but I'd be afraid if I bought one I'd turn into a tosser as well.So Im stuck in a ford Ka.

    The recent knife attack was ended by the judicious use of a BMW. Ultimate Driving Machine !


  • #2915
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Men in feminist groups .


  • #2916
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,861 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Tossers who park across two or sometimes over even 4 spaces in a carpark.


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  • #2917
    peteeeed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,563 ✭✭✭✭peteeeed


    if you wear a bandana , john lennon shades , tight shorts and you're a man


  • #2918
    peteeeed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,563 ✭✭✭✭peteeeed


    waraf wrote: »
    Loike South Dublin roight? Totes!

    or the duuubalin one


  • #2919
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Widdershins wrote: »
    Men in feminist groups .

    How about men speaking on behalf of feminists?


  • #2920
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    How about men speaking on behalf of feminists?

    Too confusing


  • #2921
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,971 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Sgt Hartman wrote: »
    People who eat when they're in the middle of a phone conversation. It's ignorant and revolting!!

    I have and always will hang up on anyone doing that. Without explanation.

    I have done this to my wife in the past. She has learned.


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  • #2922
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,945 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    How about men speaking on behalf of feminists?


    well that would make them a patronising tosser.


  • #2923
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    People who light up a cigarette at a sporting event. Inconsiderate wankerish behaviour on every level.


  • #2924
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,424 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    peteeeed wrote: »
    if you wear a bandana , john lennon shades , tight shorts and you're a man

    Axl Rose in the late 80s/early 90s? Very specific


  • #2925
    bigpink
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭bigpink


    That "Bro " look guys thats only work upper body backwards cap tight shorts tough guy but looks gay look


  • #2926
    xabi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,031 ✭✭✭xabi


    **** who make no effort to allow you to pass each other when you meet on a tight path, even though you do a little side shimmy to avoid a collision.


  • #2927
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,384 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    bigpink wrote: »
    That "Bro " look guys thats only work upper body backwards cap tight shorts tough guy but looks gay look

    :eek:


    Nobody in tight shorts could look tough!

    Backwards cap notwithstanding.


  • #2928
    bigpink
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭bigpink


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    :eek:


    Nobody in tight shorts could look tough!

    Backwards cap notwithstanding.

    Its part of the irony or closet gay id say


  • #2929
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,384 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    bigpink wrote: »
    Its part of the irony or closet gay id say

    :eek:

    You are not inferring from the post that.....;). sssssteady!


  • #2930
    LunarSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    That_Guy wrote: »
    People who light up a cigarette at a sporting event. Inconsiderate wankerish behaviour on every level.

    Anyone that smokes in public, especially the ***** that blow smoke in yer general direction.


  • #2931
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Parnell Beard, with or without accompanying flat cap.


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  • #2932
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,226 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Posters asking an OP "what did you think yourself OP?"

    They don't actually care about the OPs opinion, they're just dishing out a little online slap on the wrist


  • #2933
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,384 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    The Parnell Beard, with or without accompanying flat cap.


    Very good call Ty.


  • #2934
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,241 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Widdershins wrote: »
    Men in feminist groups .

    Anytime I see someone like that I almost want to say 'so did it hurt when you cut off your own balls, mate?' :pac:


  • #2935
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,773 ✭ [Deleted User]


    People subconsciously trying to be like Americans with the "Repeal the 8th" faux outrage.


  • #2936
    LunarSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    Deleted User wrote: »
    People subconsciously trying to be like Americans with the "Repeal the 8th" faux outrage.

    Care to explain that more clearly?


  • #2937
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,004 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    bigpink wrote: »
    That "Bro " look guys thats only work upper body backwards cap tight shorts tough guy but looks gay look

    Anyone over the age of 12 wearing a baseball cap deserves a slap in the face. 2 slaps if it is on backwards


  • #2938
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    People who vote Trump.
    People who use the word libtard.
    People who support Hilary as anything other than the lesser of two evils.
    People who vote UKIP.
    People who vote for the Green Party.
    A vegan who lets you know they're vegan the first time you meet them.
    People who take selfies where they do that squinty thing that they think looks sexy but actually makes them look like massive bellends.
    99% of bouncers.
    OH, AND PEOPLE WHO SAY "GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND" CAN **** RIGHT OFF.


  • #2939
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,913 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    The number of stupid ****ing 'I have a question' threads started on various forums on boards where the OP would find the answer with a 5 second Google search without spending the time coming on here and posting a new topic about it that nobody has an iota of interest in suggests that more people should let google be their friend.. Wánkers.

    Stuff like....

    Do Aer Lingus fly to XXX
    Where can I park at xxx location
    I have an issue with my travel agent, what should I do ? *call them you cūnt*

    Also posters who never actually help or contribute opinions or ideas to threads instead use boards as a human crutch to ask questions and look for the most basic information that is out there in the world of the Internet... Such as what is the nearest Supervalue to me.... One post later.....sorry should have mentioned I live in Balbriggan... wánkers all.


  • #2940
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    "Don't go there".

    Usually a completely unhelpful thing to say.


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  • #2941
    TheBiz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭TheBiz


    People who complain about being upset but never actually say why they're upset.

    Gobshh1tes who feel the need to walk like they are made of stone, move your shoulders your not that big!


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