Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

dbagman

Esel wrote: »

Those road users who don't know that you can stop in a 'yellow box' in certain circumstances.

Those road users who think there is a 'fast' lane.

call it what you want you know exactly what Im talking about.
And in most circumstances you cannot/should not stop in a yellow box.

LordSutch

Esel wrote: »

Those road users who don't know that you can stop in a 'yellow box' in certain circumstances.

Those road users who think there is a 'fast' lane.

Those road users who habitually stop on the yellow box & block all other road users!

Those road users who think it's OK to sit in the overtaking/outside lane and hold up everybody behind them.

:mad:

dbagman

LordSutch wrote: »

Those road users who habitually stop on the yellow box & block all other road users!

Those road users who think it's OK to sit in the overtaking/outside lane and hold up everybody behind them.

:mad:

yeah I was thinking maybe it was the way I worded it,but you seem to have gotten what I was saying,despite me making the cardinal sin of calling it the fast lane

Shemale

Re: Not saying thanks to person holding door:

worded wrote: »

I always say, "No thank you!" Loudly To these people

I let the door go and stop in my tracks and only move just before the door hits me.

I did it to one knob who never said thanks, next day he was coming up the steps and I let the door go, he ran so I helped the door shut so it was closed when he got there.

Shemale

Dubkent wrote: »

You okay Hun?

Shut up you wanker

The people that say it generally tend to be the biggest two faced back stabbing ***** too.

DrPhilG

Pedantic shytes.

Spanish Eyes

Is this thread the male equivalent of "Trivial things that annoy you" or what?

I suppose I will be told in no uncertain terms -toot sweet - that NO, I am a lady, transgender, gay, man, woman poster and go the feck off.

Anyway.....

OldMrBrennan83

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Spanish Eyes

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Is this thread the male equivalent of "Trivial things that annoy you" or what?

I suppose I will be told in no uncertain terms -toot sweet - that NO, I am a lady, transgender, gay, man, woman poster and go the feck off.

Anyway.....

What are you on about?

Realt Dearg Sec

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Is this thread the male equivalent of "Trivial things that annoy you" or what?

I suppose I will be told in no uncertain terms -toot sweet - that NO, I am a lady, transgender, gay, man, woman poster and go the feck off.

Anyway.....

Oh thank you're here! People were enjoying a thread! it needed a dose of pointless, baiting invective to get things back on track and have the same people thrashing out the usual arguments instead. Good work!

Spanish Eyes

That woke you all up anyway. Ya hup.

Realt Dearg Sec

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

That woke you all up anyway. Ya hup.

Put the thread to sleep more like.

Back on topic: people who derail threads with irrelevant nonsense trying to start an argument...

dbagman

People that post on a public forum like boards,then dont like the response they get (from the public...imagine that) so proceed to attempt to belittle you for your opinion

Realt Dearg Sec

dbagman wrote: »

People that post on a public forum like boards,then dont like the response they get (from the public...imagine that) so proceed to attempt to belittle you for your opinion

U ok hun? xoxox

Muahahaha

this thread used to be good but every time I pop in now its just posters sniping to insinuate others are ****

dbagman

Realt Dearg Sec wrote:

U ok hun? xoxox

Was referring to a different thread entirely mate. Didn't mean it to come across as a swipe at you as mentioned above

Realt Dearg Sec

dbagman wrote: »

Was referring to a different thread entirely mate. Didn't mean it to come across as a swipe at you as mentioned above

I actually had figured as much, was just joking.

Incidentally, people who say "u ok hun?". Tossers.

Rumpy Pumpy

Lads in their 50's and 60's wearing tracksuit bottoms and white runners out in public. Usually accompanied by a Man United jacket and a few of those faded tattoos. Complete knobends.

Charizard

retalivity wrote: »

Anyone over the age of 12 wearing a baseball cap deserves a slap in the face. 2 slaps if it is on backwards

Why?? Please explain just how backwards you are while youre at it

MeatTwoVeg

People who say 'I can beat that' when you've just finished an anecdote and then launch into a tenuously connected bout of oneupmanship.

It's a conversation not a competition. Everybody here thinks you're a wanker Patrick. Just STFU for 5 minutes.

Walter H Price

Top Knot

OldMrBrennan83

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Pac1Man

Charizard wrote: »

Why?? Please explain just how backwards you are while youre at it

You're especially firey today Charizard.

Charizard

Patww79 wrote: »

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So pretty much no reason at all, thanks for clarifying

Walter H Price

Charizard wrote: »

So pretty much no reason at all, thanks for clarifying

think its more of a personal opinion thing then you know fact and stat based hahahaha

buck65

People who share stuff all the time on Facebook everyday.

deaddonkey15

buck65 wrote: »

People who share stuff all the time on Facebook everyday.

Especially stuff suggesting they're deep, intelligent people when in reality they are just weird and thick as sh*t.

gossamer

Primary school teachers who are forever in "teacher mode".

People who express concern and don't mean a bit of it. Bonus points for a condescending tone of voice and pitying head tilt.

FizzleSticks

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Yeah_Right

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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I'm your ex? Love baseball caps. Own half a dozen and have my eye on a few more.