Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

N365

N365 wrote: »

The overuse of the words "physicality"and "intensity" by GAA commentators. It's time for new words lads.

Dunno how they are going to manage that because anyone who knows GAA will know that these attributes are normally associated with winning teams.

N365

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dunno how they are going to manage that because anyone who knows GAA will know that these attributes are normally associated with winning teams.

Ok so.

wakka12

5rtytry56 wrote: »

Either gender wearing an animal's tail (these can be got in joke shops etc) out their rear end outdoors. Even it's a party. Indication that you are self centred attention seeking douch.

Do you know of people who wear animal tails in normal daily life??

rgace

N365 wrote: »

The overuse of the words "physicality"and "intensity" by GAA commentators. It's time for new words lads.

The use of "skill-set" by rugby analysts aswell

bigpink

Front up

Ghetofarmulous

I the OP tells these guys about his feelings to their face?

N365

rgace wrote: »

The use of "skill-set" by rugby analysts aswell

Hadn't noticed that one. Will listen out for it and be back on

lawlolawl

rgace wrote: »

The use of "skill-set" by rugby analysts aswell

Used to be "pride" and "passion" that was overused with rugger.

Garry123

The use of rugger for rugby.

People who call hurling the world's greatest game, it's played seriously by about six counties.

Dick phelan

People who contently bang on about how much they have traveled and have to slip it in constantly to general conversation like even when travel isn't being discussed, just showing off imo.

starshine1234

Liberals.
Leftists.
Immigration Lovers.
People with manicured beards.
Camp gays.
Men with beards, dressed as women. (Conchita Wurst)
Judgemental people.

Realt Dearg Sec

Dick phelan wrote: »

People who contently bang on about how much they have traveled and have to slip it in constantly to general conversation like even when travel isn't being discussed, just showing off imo.

Yeah, I was in Morocco last year and everyone was going on like that. Annoyed the hell out of me. Couldn't wait to get back to Andalucia.

Grayson

starshine1234 wrote: »

Liberals.
Leftists.
Immigration Lovers.
People with manicured beards.
Camp gays.
Men with beards, dressed as women. (Conchita Wurst)
Judgemental people.

You are Donald Trump and I claim my winnings.

N365

Yer wan on newstalk that reads the news really fast and her fûcking sharp intakes of breath after every sentence.

Dick phelan

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Yeah, I was in Morocco last year and everyone was going on like that. Annoyed the hell out of me. Couldn't wait to get back to Andalucia.

you sound like someone i met while hiking through the amazon.

OldNotWIse

Anyone who uses the word "categorically" to deny something. How did they convey their denial pre-2008? Fúcktards.

osarusan

N365 wrote: »

The overuse of the words "physicality"and "intensity" by GAA commentators. It's time for new words lads.

There isn't any GAA team that ever won a game without 'hunting in packs'.

lawred2

rgace wrote: »

The use of "skill-set" by rugby analysts aswell

accuracy, precision blah blah blah

lawred2

Garry123 wrote: »

The use of rugger for rugby.

People who call hurling the world's greatest game, it's played seriously by about six counties.

That doesn't reduce the claim one bit.

HensVassal

starshine1234 wrote: »

Liberals.
Leftists.
Immigration Lovers.
People with manicured beards.
Camp gays.
Men with beards, dressed as women. (Conchita Wurst)
Judgemental people.

What the fcuk exactly is an "immigration lover"?

Is it someone who thinks that anyone who constantly bemoans "them darkies takin' our jobs" is a wanker?

keeponhurling

Dick phelan wrote: »

you sound like someone i met while hiking through the amazon.

The amazon is ok, but i found it bit a touristy and commercial for me. There's another river 10 miles down the road which is way better and more authentic.

Birneybau

starshine1234 wrote: »

Liberals.
Leftists.
Immigration Lovers.
People with manicured beards.
Camp gays.
Men with beards, dressed as women. (Conchita Wurst)
Judgemental people.

:pac:

Garry123

lawred2 wrote: »

That doesn't reduce the claim one bit.

Yes it does, it's greatness is a matter of opinion. A game played in a very small section of a very small island in the atlantic ocean may well be great, it is not the greatest. There are a number of fast, skillful sports with much wider appeal.

Realt Dearg Sec

Garry123 wrote: »

Yes it does, it's greatness is a matter of opinion. A game played in a very small section of a very small island in the atlantic ocean may well be great, it is not the greatest. There are a number of fast, skillful sports with much wider appeal.

Popularity isn't the same thing as greatness.

PaddyWilliams

Dick phelan wrote: »

you sound like someone i met while hiking through the amazon.

Ah the Amazon. I remember the different parts of that mighty river that I saw, while trekking through Brazil, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador. These are all in South America. That I visited. Ya know?

Anyone on holidays in a foreign country who won't bother their balls saying "hello" or "thank you" in that country's language. It's nothing but courtesy.

lawred2

Anyone who has ever appeared on, watched for longer than 15 seconds or giggled at a question of sport is a nailed on wanker

NufcNavan

lawred2 wrote: »

Anyone who has ever appeared on, watched for longer than 15 seconds or giggled at a question of sport is a nailed on wanker

It used to be a good show years ago. It's utter ****e now.

pragmatic1

People that are rude to people that work in restaurants, pubs, shops, etc.

Same goes for people that aren't nice to kids and animals.

People that make every conversation about themselves.

People that constantly talk bad about other people behind their backs.

5rtytry56

Anyone saying out loud today, "....because of the bus strike".






Deal with it like everybody else and shut up. THANKS!