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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #3932
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    is it a carcinogen?


  • #3933
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me finds her crossbow and trains it on the apple placed upon Moju's head.

    Oh wait! Now where did I put my glasses...Oh well I'll have a go anyway.

    /me lets fly the arrow...


  • #3934
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me dives to save dried fruit


  • #3935
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me misses

    /me decides to play with :v:.... waka.. waka

    oh NOES!

    save the wakas


  • #3936
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But be sure to shoot Ewoks. Those little bastards ruined Episode 6. I hate them.


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  • #3937
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Jar-Jar Binx made the Ewoks look like f**kin Shaft by comparison...


  • #3938
    edibility
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    do I need to make the "I'll **** YORE shaft" joke, or did everyone think it anyway?


  • #3939
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I wasn't thinking it.














    /lie


  • #3940
    masteroftherealm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,141 ✭✭✭masteroftherealm


    edibility wrote:
    do I need to make the "I'll **** YORE shaft" joke, or did everyone think it anyway?

    No everyone else was thinking it too!


  • #3941
    blu_sonic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    who thinks at all in this thread


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  • #3942
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Up until it was ruined with rubbish like that, everyone.


  • #3943
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sarky has very white teeth


  • #3944
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    *offers leg for chewing by Sarkys white teeth.


  • #3945
    *MmmPie*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭*MmmPie*


    :D Shiiiiiiiny...


  • #3946
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    they are! Go look at the zombie thing!


  • #3947
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    blu_sonic wrote:
    who thinks at all in this thread
    Big sigh, just for you.


  • #3948
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    *pops tar's sigh with pointy bannana catcher*


  • #3949
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ANarcho-Munk wrote:
    *pops tar's sigh with pointy bannana catcher*
    Rofl
    :D
    to hell with my dirty mind!


  • #3950
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Take the rag away from your face,
    now ain't the time for gettin High


  • #3951
    masteroftherealm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,141 ✭✭✭masteroftherealm


    Sarky wrote:
    Up until it was ruined with rubbish like that, everyone.
    I think you need a re;axant my friend..
    Have you ever consodered acupuncture.. Id be more than willing to demonstrate,,
    *Pulls out somw nice rusty nine inch nails*
    Now if you will just lie down and remove your beard please sir.


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  • #3952
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    wakka :v:......


  • #3953
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    don't touch the beard goddamn!


  • #3954
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I Say God-DAMn !

    PrRRaaise the LoOOord !

    /throws holy water at everybody


  • #3955
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    *melts


  • #3956
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /clutches face where spray of 'holy water' landed

    Chad? is that holy water or your 'holy water'?


  • #3957
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    *solidifies


  • #3958
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /grabs purple whirring nodulated pan and brush to sweep up tba

    /puts remains in an A4 padded envelope

    Now! Where do I post this package?


  • #3959
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    [muffled]I always want to go to the moon[/muffled]


  • #3960
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    To the MOOOOOOOOON! :v: :v: wakka wakka


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  • #3961
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    we're gonna need a bigger boat :/


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