BANGERNOMICS (sub2k) of the week/day Part 6

davycc

Nekarsulm wrote: »

Been there, got the mug....

Brave guy I used to work in there Cavan office and binned all my junk years ago!!

Duke O Smiley

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/bmw-525-auto-nct-10-21-tax-04-21/26224088?campaign=3



525i estate with 6 months tax and 12 months test, €1950

Looks to have had a recent service by Daltons in Portlaoise too. These are still a really nice car, just difficult to find a good example these days

CoBo55

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/bmw-525-auto-nct-10-21-tax-04-21/26224088?campaign=3



525i estate with 6 months tax and 12 months test, €1950

Looks to have had a recent service by Daltons in Portlaoise too. These are still a really nice car, just difficult to find a good example these days

That's an absolute beauty, it looks really well looked after.

Nekarsulm

davycc wrote: »

Brave guy I used to work in there Cavan office and binned all my junk years ago!!

If you worked there, you could work anywhere.....
Americian Corporations were only childs play in comparison

11wingnut

An easy question for you knoglable people .. What free site gives date of last change of ownership..? Insurance want proof that i sold van.
Thanks .

colm_mcm

Motortax.ie if it’s within 3 months

Cornmarket quote generator will also tell you, not sure if you could use this as evidence but it’ll tell you.

virginmediapls

Are all older minis ****e? The wife wants one, or an old beetle, but everyone says they are ****e.

Duke O Smiley

virginmediapls wrote: »

Are all older minis ****e? The wife wants one, or an old beetle, but everyone says they are ****e.

Minis and Beetles (especially priced under €2k) tend not to be driven by the most sympathetic/careful owners, finding a decent example of either can be hard

Andrew33

virginmediapls wrote: »

Are all older minis ****e? The wife wants one, or an old beetle, but everyone says they are ****e.

The original ones or the Golf in a frock and the mini BMW?
Actually, they’re all sh1te. People look at them with Rose coloured glasses.

CoBo55

Andrew33 wrote: »

The original ones or the Golf in a frock and the mini BMW?
Actually, they’re all sh1te. People look at them with Rose coloured glasses.

Got it in one!!

Duke O Smiley

Andrew33 wrote: »

The original ones or the Golf in a frock and the mini BMW?
Actually, they’re all sh1te. People look at them with Rose coloured glasses.

I was trying to be a bit more diplomatic, but yeah, there's no real contesting this :pac:

Driving a new Beetle for the first time is like driving a van. Awful things

Duke O Smiley

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/audi-a6/26187038



1 owner diesel A6 saloon with NCT til March 2021, €700

This looks like a nice car under the dirt and grime.

TheW1zard

bazz26 wrote: »

No, the driving of other cars extension only applies to other cars you do not own. Otherwise we would all be just insuring a banger Micra in our driveway but actually driving a Porsche.

But i could put a porsche in the wife's name, tax it using any old insurance no. Keep it nctd.
Then i could drive it on my micra insurance!?

Seems like a nice loophole!

Tea drinker

TheW1zard wrote: »

But i could put a porsche in the wife's name, tax it using any old insurance no. Keep it nctd.
Then i could drive it on my micra insurance!?

Seems like a nice loophole!

What happens when a man in uniform stops the car and looks for the insurance square? (well it's not a disc is it :pac: )
Just take the one from the micra and transfer between cars as needed?

Toyotafanboi

Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

Cel
Taimur
Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
Christylvschristina
Saim
Ali
Isaque
Ionut
Valentineobi

What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

Torture.

colm_mcm

It’s a numbers game, that’s how they get cheap cars.

It’s really annoying though.

littlevillage

TheW1zard wrote: »

But i could put a porsche in the wife's name, tax it using any old insurance no. Keep it nctd.
Then i could drive it on my micra insurance!?

Seems like a nice loophole!

In this scenario, the hypothectical Porsche would have to be insured as well....by its owner.

Gooey Looey

This loophole had been around for years, my own mother owned, taxed and insured an Evo 6. My brother owned, taxed and insured a 1.6 focus.

Rows Grower

littlevillage wrote: »

In this scenario, the hypothectical Porsche would have to be insured as well....by its owner.

Insurance companies don't insure imaginary wives.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

Cel
Taimur
Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
Christylvschristina
Saim
Ali
Isaque
Ionut
Valentineobi

What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

Torture.

Double the price. You only get waaa bags messaging you if it's a car for a few hundred euro.

Andrew33

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

Cel
Taimur
Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
Christylvschristina
Saim
Ali
Isaque
Ionut
Valentineobi

What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

Torture.

anybody on FB with LVS in their name is from our “indigenous minority” and from personal experience should be avoided like the proverbial CV19. They’ll annoy the fuk outta ya and generally just be a waste of time.
All the rest just want to scam you with export/PayPal stories.

BonnieSituation

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

Cel
Taimur
Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
Christylvschristina
Saim
Ali
Isaque
Ionut
Valentineobi

What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

Torture.

What's the car?

Lob it in here sure.

punisher5112

BonnieSituation wrote: »

What's the car?

Lob it in here sure.

What's the last price there boss

johndaman66

punisher5112 wrote: »

What's the last price there boss

.....I'd be paying in CASH*



*Hence its only fair that you accept one third of the asking price.

CoBo55

johndaman66 wrote: »

.....I'd be paying in CASH*



*Hence its only fair that you accept one third of the asking price.

Isn't it me surname...

johndaman66

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-jetta-1-9/26360358
2008 VW Jetta 1.9 TDI
173k miles
NCT 03/21;
Recent full service and timing belt change were told
€2,000 ono

The N plate and picture #7 might be inclined to put me off slightly though.

RocketRaccoon

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

Cel
Taimur
Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
Christylvschristina
Saim
Ali
Isaque
Ionut
Valentineobi

What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

Torture.

Is it an avensis?

Toyotafanboi

RocketRaccoon wrote: »

Is it an avensis?

Corolla, even worse :pac:

high horse

johndaman66 wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-jetta-1-9/26360358
2008 VW Jetta 1.9 TDI
173k miles
NCT 03/21;
Recent full service and timing belt change were told
€2,000 ono

The N plate and picture #7 might be inclined to put me off slightly though.

Does she coo lad?

Nekarsulm

high horse wrote: »

Does she coo lad?

It's from Monaghan, of course she'll coo!