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    #32
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bubblypop wrote: »
    The Germans are gonna let ya piss on the streets...
    Riiiight!

    No, they let you piss on the grass.


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    #33
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Found already, Germany. The most successful country in Europe, coincidence? Don't think so, just smart laws.

    Remind us again how many wars they lost......

    ......decent football team though, pity the armed forces can't match their away record :D


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    #34
    stampydmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    If you do get caught try and sweet talk them a little!

    Just don't dribble on their shiny shoes


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    #35
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    In the documentary Borat (Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious)
    - The fella had no problem with a #2 on the sidewalk, go and follow your dreams as 'Borat 5 goats' did.


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    #36
    RustyNut
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    Not if you are a bogger, apparently...


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    #37
    Live65a846d0ee
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    Jawgap wrote: »
    Remind us again how many wars they lost......

    ......decent football team though, pity the armed forces can't match their away record :D


    Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things


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    #38
    Yourself isit
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    Purpletoes wrote: »
    It's because naturally you are able to hold in a wee but you can't hold in a poo. Peristaltic movements in you digestive system means when it comes out it comes out no matter where you are.

    Is that you Gary?


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    #39
    dylonator
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭dylonator


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Remind us again how many wars they lost......

    ......decent football team though, pity the armed forces can't match their away record :D

    Football and wars from over 70 years ago: Everybody knows it's the most reliable way of measuring a nation's success


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    #40
    Yourself isit
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    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

    Brussels is the place for you.


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    #41
    decky1
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    stampydmonkey wrote: »
    Heard that too. Also if you go to a Garda station and say you need a dump, they have to let you use the jacks. One of our contractors swears by it

    nice one , maybe we should get a crowd and go try it sometime:p


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    #42
    [Deleted User]
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    Purpletoes wrote: »
    It's because naturally you are able to hold in a wee but you can't hold in a poo. Peristaltic movements in you digestive system means when it comes out it comes out no matter where you are.
    But the external sphincter muscle is voluntarily controlled, not autonomically, controlled. It is made of skeletal muscle. It has nothing to do with peristalsis, a different operation altogether.

    I find it far easier to control a No.2 than a No. 1. When I need to pee, I need to pee now.


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    #43
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

    Oh dear......

    ......the words Marshall Plan clearly mean nothing......

    .....and btw, Ireland's per capita income exceeded Germany's until about 1935, and this little speck of dust produced many of the generals that sent Germany back to back to Stone Age in 1945 :D


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    #44
    Avatar MIA
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    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

    So, do you normally get up to 162 posts before being banned for trolling?


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    #45
    GhostyMcGhost
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    For click-bait?

    Yes. Under section 69 of the offences against the state


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    bear1
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    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Found already, Germany. The most successful country in Europe, coincidence? Don't think so, just smart laws.

    You've posted some amount of nonsense as of late but this is by far the most idiotic.
    Can't tell whether you are serious but you seriously think being allowed to piss wherever you want, be it at a bus stop, the entrance of a restaurant or on a police stations door is a smart way of having things?
    The only.piss you seem to be able do and do well is take it.


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    #47
    dylonator
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    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

    I suppose we're all specs of dust in the grand scheme of things when we compare ourselves to other, larger things


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    #48
    Jawgap
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    dylonator wrote: »
    Football and wars from over 70 years ago: Everybody knows it's the most reliable way of measuring a nation's success

    Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it......

    .....but anyway you're right we shouldn't worry too much about the success a country is built on.....

    ......and you still can't piss on the streets there.


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    #49
    bear1
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    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    The fact that you don't understand me tells me everything that I need to know. Sometimes you should relax and look at life from a positive side and laugh about some things instead of getting grumpy about everything. Less people like that and the world will be a nicer place to live with less grumpy a##holes.

    Didn't you start a thread recently where you were saying how you hate humans?


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    #50
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bear1 wrote: »
    You've posted some amount of nonsense as of late but this is by far the most idiotic.
    Can't tell whether you are serious but you seriously think being allowed to piss wherever you want, be it at a bus stop, the entrance of a restaurant or on a police stations door is a smart way of having things?
    The only.piss you seem to be able do and do well is take it.


    I only post factual information what do you have? You have baseless assumptions.


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    #51
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it......

    .....but anyway you're right we shouldn't worry too much about the success a country is built on.....

    ......and you still can't piss on the streets there.



    Yes you can, did you even bother checking?


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    #52
    bear1
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    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    I only post factual information what do you have? You have baseless assumptions.

    What i posted was factual, you post nonsense.


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    #53
    Mr.Crinklewood
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    Can definitely be arrested for it.

    Recent Gardai figures indicate that 4,740,234 people have been arrested for urinating in public in the past year.


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    #54
    Pac1Man
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    Drink your piss. It's good for morale after you've spent the night sleeping inside a zebra carcass.


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    #55
    Live65a846d0ee
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    bear1 wrote: »
    What i posted was factual, you post nonsense.


    Believe what you wish, it's fine by me.


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    #56
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    The fact that you don't understand me tells me everything that I need to know. Sometimes you should relax and look at life from a positive side and laugh about some things instead of getting grumpy about everything. Less people like that and the world will be a nicer place to live with less grumpy a##holes.

    Calm your tits Jack


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    #57
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Yes you can, did you even bother checking?

    Yep, did you or are you just taking the piss.....
    Public urination is quite common in Germany, which is why police authorities rarely take action against such behavior (as you would know if you have ever been to Munich's Oktoberfest). Usually, authorities can punish public urinators with a fine of about $35, but local laws vary.


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    #58
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Believe what you wish, it's fine by me.

    That's good 😊
    Now on the off chance this is an actually serious thread.. you are going to move cause you can't piss in public?
    Country will be glad to get rid of ya then.


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    #59
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Yep, did you or are you just taking the piss.....


    Yes and here is your answer local laws vary. And it is never implemented just like use of bus lanes on a motorbike in Dublin, it's illegal but Gardai don't enforce it.


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    #60
    bear1
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    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Yes and here is your answer local laws vary. And it is never implemented just like use of bus lanes on a motorbike in Dublin, it's illegal but Gardai don't enforce it.

    Yes they do.


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    #61
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bear1 wrote: »
    That's good 😊
    Now on the off chance this is an actually serious thread.. you are going to move cause you can't piss in public?
    Country will be glad to get rid of ya then.


    I pay huge amount of all kinds of tax and support all services and contribute to the welfare of the nation so tell me then how will they be glad to get rid of me and my tax money?


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