Can you be arrested

Live65a846d0ee

For having a leak on the sidewalk for example in the night when everything is closed? What would happen if Gardai seen you? Since they are everywhere at night trying to catch honest citizens.

Annasopra

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

For having a leak on the sidewalk for example in the night when everything is closed? What would happen if Gardai seen you? Since they are everywhere at night trying to catch honest citizens.

Yes

I know someone who was

Live65a846d0ee

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Yes

I know someone who was

So what the hell are you supposed to do? Piss yourself!? I am done with this country, I am definitely emigrating.

decky1

Always heard that they can arrest you for a leak but not for a no 2. makes no sense either way? think they should be after the bigger fish.

SEPT 23 1989

There are no Gardai in America dont worry about it

jaykay74

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

For having a leak on the sidewalk for example in the night when everything is closed? What would happen if Gardai seen you? Since they are everywhere at night trying to catch honest citizens.

Its a trick question. There are no sidewalks in Ireland and Gardai don't have powers of arrest in the US.

me_irl

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Yes

I know someone who was

FlutterinBantam?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I don't know why I'm evening my wit to this when you know the answer.


Of course you can.

Where you going OP?
Better check out the rules for pissing in public wherever it is!

Live65a846d0ee

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

There are no Gardai in America dont worry about it

American version of English is superior.

Jack the Stripper

Wear a nappy op, it's a fetish thing by some.

Live65a846d0ee

Zayn Thundering Poacher wrote: »

I don't know why I'm evening my wit to this when you know the answer.


Of course you can.

And that somehow makes sense? What about the Garda that was caught peeing in the side of the building ahhh??

Live65a846d0ee

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

American version of English is superior.

To the English version of English?

stampydmonkey

decky1 wrote: »

Always heard that they can arrest you for a leak but not for a no 2. makes no sense either way? think they should be after the bigger fish.

Heard that too. Also if you go to a Garda station and say you need a dump, they have to let you use the jacks. One of our contractors swears by it

me_irl

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

American version of English is superior.

Trolling is a art.

Barry Badrinath

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

So what the hell are you supposed to do? Piss yourself!? I am done with this country, I am definitely emigrating.

Good!

Now fup off quick smart ya fuppin grasshole

Live65a846d0ee

bubblypop wrote: »

Where you going OP?
Better check out the rules for pissing in public wherever it is!

Deutschland
Where I can actually pee when I want without getting thrown into jail and get my career opportunities ruined.

Purpletoes

decky1 wrote: »

Always heard that they can arrest you for a leak but not for a no 2. makes no sense either way? think they should be after the bigger fish.

It's because naturally you are able to hold in a wee but you can't hold in a poo. Peristaltic movements in you digestive system means when it comes out it comes out no matter where you are.

sally cinnamon89

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

So what the hell are you supposed to do? Piss yourself!? I am done with this country, I am definitely emigrating.

We'll be happy to see that back of ye

dylonator

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

So what the hell are you supposed to do? Piss yourself!? I am done with this country, I am definitely emigrating.

Good luck to you finding a country where pissing in public is allowed.

Regarding whether or not you can get arrested, it seems like one of those things that's completely down to the discretion of the individual Garda. If you got one who was in a bad mood, you could be in trouble. Could be charged with being drunk and disorderly.. or if you were particularly unlucky 'indecent exposure' (wouldn't want to end up as a registered sex offender)

Live65a846d0ee

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Good!

Now fup off quick smart ya fuppin grasshole

Relax, dude maybe smoke a joint and rethink your life decisions to indirectly insult me.

Live65a846d0ee

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Deutschland
Where I can actually pee when I want without getting thrown into jail and get my career opportunities ruined.

The Germans are gonna let ya piss on the streets...
Riiiight!

Live65a846d0ee

sally cinnamon89 wrote: »

We'll be happy to see that back of ye

Enjoy misery

Live65a846d0ee

dylonator wrote: »

Good luck to you finding a country where pissing in public is allowed.

Regarding whether or not you can get arrested, it seems like one of those things that's completely down to the discretion of the individual Garda. If you got one who was in a bad mood, you could be in trouble. Could be charged with being drunk and disorderly.. or if you were particularly unlucky 'indecent exposure' (wouldn't want to end up as a registered sex offender)

Found already, Germany. The most successful country in Europe, coincidence? Don't think so, just smart laws.

B.A._Baracus

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Deutschland
Where I can actually pee when I want without getting thrown into jail and get my career opportunities ruined.

You're hardly going to have your career opportunities ruined :pac:

Pissing up an alley isn't the same as attempted murder

Barry Badrinath

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Relax, dude maybe smoke a joint and rethink your life decisions to indirectly insult me.

The fact you dont get the reference means you should leave immediately.

Go forth and emigrate.

Allinall

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Deutschland
Where I can actually pee when I want without getting thrown into jail and get my career opportunities ruined.

Is that near Germany , where you will definitely be arrested if caught pissing on the street?

99% of civilized people manage to control their bodily functions within generally accepted norms.

Why dont you join us and not be worried about getting arrested ?

Live65a846d0ee

Gardai are exempt however because they are superior
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dylonator

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Relax, dude maybe smoke a joint and rethink your life decisions to indirectly insult me.

He was quoting Father Ted. So I don't think his comment was as malicious as you may have thought

Live65a846d0ee

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

The fact you dont get the reference means you should leave immediately.

Go forth and emigrate.

The fact that you don't understand me tells me everything that I need to know. Sometimes you should relax and look at life from a positive side and laugh about some things instead of getting grumpy about everything. Less people like that and the world will be a nicer place to live with less grumpy a##holes.

freshpopcorn

If you do get caught try and sweet talk them a little!

Live65a846d0ee

bubblypop wrote: »

The Germans are gonna let ya piss on the streets...
Riiiight!

No, they let you piss on the grass.

Jawgap

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Found already, Germany. The most successful country in Europe, coincidence? Don't think so, just smart laws.

Remind us again how many wars they lost......

......decent football team though, pity the armed forces can't match their away record

stampydmonkey

freshpopcorn wrote: »

If you do get caught try and sweet talk them a little!

Just don't dribble on their shiny shoes

4068ac1elhodqr

In the documentary Borat (Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious)
- The fella had no problem with a #2 on the sidewalk, go and follow your dreams as 'Borat 5 goats' did.

RustyNut

Not if you are a bogger, apparently...

Live65a846d0ee

Jawgap wrote: »

Remind us again how many wars they lost......

......decent football team though, pity the armed forces can't match their away record

Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

Yourself isit

Purpletoes wrote: »

It's because naturally you are able to hold in a wee but you can't hold in a poo. Peristaltic movements in you digestive system means when it comes out it comes out no matter where you are.

Is that you Gary?

dylonator

Jawgap wrote: »

Remind us again how many wars they lost......

......decent football team though, pity the armed forces can't match their away record

Football and wars from over 70 years ago: Everybody knows it's the most reliable way of measuring a nation's success

Yourself isit

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

Brussels is the place for you.

decky1

stampydmonkey wrote: »

Heard that too. Also if you go to a Garda station and say you need a dump, they have to let you use the jacks. One of our contractors swears by it

nice one , maybe we should get a crowd and go try it sometime:p

Purpletoes

Purpletoes wrote: »

It's because naturally you are able to hold in a wee but you can't hold in a poo. Peristaltic movements in you digestive system means when it comes out it comes out no matter where you are.

But the external sphincter muscle is voluntarily controlled, not autonomically, controlled. It is made of skeletal muscle. It has nothing to do with peristalsis, a different operation altogether.

I find it far easier to control a No.2 than a No. 1. When I need to pee, I need to pee now.

Jawgap

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

Oh dear......

......the words Marshall Plan clearly mean nothing......

.....and btw, Ireland's per capita income exceeded Germany's until about 1935, and this little speck of dust produced many of the generals that sent Germany back to back to Stone Age in 1945

Avatar MIA

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

So, do you normally get up to 162 posts before being banned for trolling?

GhostyMcGhost

For click-bait?

Yes. Under section 69 of the offences against the state

bear1

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Found already, Germany. The most successful country in Europe, coincidence? Don't think so, just smart laws.

You've posted some amount of nonsense as of late but this is by far the most idiotic.
Can't tell whether you are serious but you seriously think being allowed to piss wherever you want, be it at a bus stop, the entrance of a restaurant or on a police stations door is a smart way of having things?
The only.piss you seem to be able do and do well is take it.

dylonator

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

Are you being serious or trolling? I assume the latter. One of the biggest economies in the world and biggest in Europe. What is Ireland? A spec of dust in grand scheme of things

I suppose we're all specs of dust in the grand scheme of things when we compare ourselves to other, larger things

Jawgap

dylonator wrote: »

Football and wars from over 70 years ago: Everybody knows it's the most reliable way of measuring a nation's success

Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it......

.....but anyway you're right we shouldn't worry too much about the success a country is built on.....

......and you still can't piss on the streets there.

bear1

Live65a846d0ee wrote: »

The fact that you don't understand me tells me everything that I need to know. Sometimes you should relax and look at life from a positive side and laugh about some things instead of getting grumpy about everything. Less people like that and the world will be a nicer place to live with less grumpy a##holes.

Didn't you start a thread recently where you were saying how you hate humans?

Live65a846d0ee

bear1 wrote: »

You've posted some amount of nonsense as of late but this is by far the most idiotic.
Can't tell whether you are serious but you seriously think being allowed to piss wherever you want, be it at a bus stop, the entrance of a restaurant or on a police stations door is a smart way of having things?
The only.piss you seem to be able do and do well is take it.

I only post factual information what do you have? You have baseless assumptions.

Live65a846d0ee

Jawgap wrote: »

Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it......

.....but anyway you're right we shouldn't worry too much about the success a country is built on.....

......and you still can't piss on the streets there.

Yes you can, did you even bother checking?