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Liveline Thread from 14th March 2017

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    #10382
    Atlantic Dawn
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    United Airlines of throwing someone off a plane fame.


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    #10383
    PeterTheNinth
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    Get Aine to ring the airline.


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    #10384
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,511 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Ah sure drag a few passengers off the next flight to make the spaces, simples!!!


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    #10385
    etselbbuns
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    Non-talking computer systems


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    #10386
    Atlantic Dawn
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    And there was me thinking she was coming on to solve the problem, has she never listened to Liveline before, she's digging a bigger hole for her company now.


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    #10387
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,521 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    PeterTheNinth wrote: »
    Get Aine to ring the airline.

    Get aine on the plane and everyone will try to get off.


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    #10388
    Flukey
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    etselbbuns wrote: »
    Tour America to be shut down by 3pm

    They'll do all in their power to avoid that. The poor staff could end up homeless and have Áine trying to help them.


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    #10389
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Computers are only as good or bad as the people using them.


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    #10390
    ButtersSuki
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    PBH's knowledge of computer systems seems to be on a par with Joe's.


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    #10391
    eviltwin
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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    And there was me thinking she was coming on to solve the problem, has she never listened to Liveline before, she's digging a bigger hole for her company now.

    Not really her problem tbh. She's right in what she is saying. The airline pull the strings here not the tour operator, not the agent.


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    #10392
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Does Philip think the computer has a personality?


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    #10393
    PeterTheNinth
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    Tell me something about charges Philip. Tell me how RTE can pay Ryan Tubridy 700 grand for an hour a day, and 3 hours of death on a Friday night. How about those charges?


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    #10394
    somesoldiers
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    PBH's knowledge of computer systems seems to be on a par with Joe's.

    Just fires in "bot" or ""algorithm" every now and again sounds like he knows what he is talking about


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    #10395
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    And there was me thinking she was coming on to solve the problem, has she never listened to Liveline before, she's digging a bigger hole for her company now.

    +1.

    I thought this was going to be one of those staged calls where "Lahv Lahn saves the day!".

    Unless you're going to recieve praise as a business, don't do de accent talk to Joe.


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    #10396
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Were the scouts from families with vast cash on the hip that they made a balls of not checking the correct name spellings from day 1?


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    #10397
    eviltwin
    Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Imagine this conversation if Joe was on today


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    #10398
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,511 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Does Philip think the computer has a personality?

    Dont think he's seen 2001, poor HAL !!!!!!


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    #10399
    etselbbuns
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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Does Philip think the computer has a personality?
    Knight-Rider.jpg


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    #10400
    Flukey
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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Does Philip think the computer has a personality?

    No. They are like him.


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    #10401
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    I don't know why this woman is accepting any blame for this. They put the names down wrong. Everybody KNOWS that yank security is ridiculous. Everything should match exactly.


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    #10402
    thecretinhop
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    https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DmM5q1Pzod1I&ved=0ahUKEwjv0rCNjvzTAhWCJMAKHaK5DBIQwqsBCB0wAA&usg=AFQjCNGDR8kNoPhVPN4OH6IJgzO-Fba39w

    Homer simpsons water drinking duck toy is joes and phils high tech knowledge


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    #10403
    ButtersSuki
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    etselbbuns wrote: »
    Knight-Rider.jpg

    Joe Duffy from Ballyfermot, aged 25.


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    #10404
    etselbbuns
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    PeterTheNinth wrote: »
    I don't know why this woman is accepting any blame for this. They put the names down wrong. Everybody KNOWS that yank security is ridiculous. Everything should match exactly.
    Cos she wants free advertising


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    #10405
    PeterTheNinth
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    Try and get talking to United while they are still in the bending over position.


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    #10406
    ButtersSuki
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    Caller: I'm expecting a call from the CEO of United.


    You'll be waiting. That's WAY out of your league sunshine.


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    #10407
    etselbbuns
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    Sending kids to a camp in Nova Scotia seems a bit extravagant, no?


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    #10408
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,115 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    etselbbuns wrote: »
    Sending kids to a camp in Nova Scotia seems a bit extravagant, no?

    If they want rain and midges there are much closer options. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10409
    ButtersSuki
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    eviltwin wrote: »
    Imagine this conversation if Joe was on today

    Joe: Just tell the computer to change de names! Just tell the computer to change de names! Just tell the computer to change de names! Just tell the computer to change de names! Just tell the computer to change de names!

    then later:

    Could you use some tipp ex on de tickets and dat?


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    #10410
    thecretinhop
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    Wow they really don't like each other lol


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    #10411
    Mike Guide 69
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    Ah i'll have to listen back on the podcast to Mother Aine and her plight, Liveline Gold, freshly made!!!!


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