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When will Father Ted quotes die?

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    #242
    easyeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭easyeasy


    DOUGAL'S DOING A FUNERAL?!! YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?


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    #243
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Ted, PLEASE get me loads of MATADOR stuff.

    father Dougal McGuire


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    #244
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Clit Power? I knew a FR Clint Power once. Maybe she's having a go at him.


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    #245
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    Those women were in the nip!


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    #246
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    How come all the rocks are different sizes?


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    #247
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    A one-word film. There can't be too many of those. Salem's Lot?


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    #248
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    Mary: You've a face like a pair o' tits!
    John: At least that's one pair between us!


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    #249
    boardsuser1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,196 ✭✭✭boardsuser1


    Ted: You haven't been up to your old tricks again have you Tom?

    Tom: No father, tis my money, i just didn't want to fill out the forms.


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    #250
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    I get it. It was a great show. But it ended in 1998.

    Do we have to wait for every single Irish person born in the 1970-80s to die before we can be freed from the shackles of hearing the same quotes over and over and over again?

    Yes, I do realise that many responses to this post will include Father Ted quotes. Well done, lads.

    I wouldn't know OP you big bollocks


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    #251
    Moo Moo Land
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Moo Moo Land


    D0NNELLY wrote: »
    A one-word film. There can't be too many of those. Salem's Lot?

    No I had Jaws 2 Ted! It's a different film! It's a very different film! It's a different shark!


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    #252
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Ted ted teddy ted.....we're all going to heaven lads wheeeey!


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    #253
    gobo99
    Registered Users Posts: 566 ✭✭✭gobo99


    So are Fr Ted quotes dead or what?

    Apparently not. The floor polish brought about all the symptoms of death, such as no heartbeat, rigor mortis, decomposition, but he was lucky, the effects just wore off...


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    #254
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    We're fine for coal thanks...


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    #255
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    demanufactured wrote: »
    Ted ted teddy ted.....we're all going to heaven lads wheeeey!

    Ted. I can see up your trousers.


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    #256
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    68382723.jpg


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    #257
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    I wouldn't know I'm from Donegal.


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    #258
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Shure have you antin I can kill a tall Fr?


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