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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Lavinia wrote: »
    delorean

    do u know of it?

    Yep, Doc Brown drove one

    Where were they built?


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Belfast I believe.

    Am I right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Belfast I believe.

    Am I right?

    Ye I think you are

    Do you find that some people often mistake self righteousness for compassion?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye I think you are

    Do you find that some people often mistake self righteousness for compassion?

    I find that people often mistake rabbits for hares.

    What type of engineering would you be most suited to?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I find that people often mistake rabbits for hares.

    What type of engineering would you be most suited to?

    Engineering my way out of sticky situations

    Should the captain always go down with his ship?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Engineering my way out of sticky situations

    Should the captain always go down with his ship?

    It would seem a foolhardy thing to do. Certainly shouldn't be the first to jump ship though.

    Are decks shoes the 'feather in the cap' of the wanker look?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    It would seem a foolhardy thing to do. Certainly shouldn't be the first to jump ship though.

    Are decks shoes the 'feather in the cap' of the wanker look?

    You can be a wanker without the look of one so the shoes are irrelevant

    What's the coolest uniform?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    It would seem a foolhardy thing to do. Certainly shouldn't be the first to jump ship though.

    Are decks shoes the 'feather in the cap' of the wanker look?

    For me it's the "fashionable" rugby shirts... but dick (sic) shoes are up there alright

    Shall we be productive today ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    You can be a wanker without the look of one so the shoes are irrelevant

    What's the coolest uniform?

    McDonalds.
    Erik Shin wrote: »
    For me it's the "fashionable" rugby shirts... but dick (sic) shoes are up there alright

    Shall we be productive today ?

    Not being unproductive may be as productive as I can be.

    Do you have infectious enthusiasm or are you just infectious?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    McDonalds.



    Not being unproductive may be as productive as I can be.

    Do you have infectious enthusiasm or are you just infectious?

    Not infectious, contagious

    Are you contaminated?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not infectious, contagious

    Are you contaminated?

    Not with Hepatitis B C Syphilis or Aids anyway according to a text I got.


    Ever gotten a marketing call and led the person on?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not with Hepatitis B C Syphilis or Aids anyway according to a text I got.


    Ever gotten a marketing call and led the person on?

    One of my favourite hobbies

    Do you do any surveys?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    One of my favourite hobbies

    Do you do any surveys?

    I usually do the online ones...rental car type things...I get a bit annoyed though when they say it'll take 2 mins and it's closer to 10.

    Do you think a call you've made has ever been used for training purposes?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I usually do the online ones...rental car type things...I get a bit annoyed though when they say it'll take 2 mins and it's closer to 10.

    Do you think a call you've made has ever been used for training purposes?

    With the turnover of staff in call centres, it's quite likely one of my many calls has been used for training.

    Does it bother you that all you online activity is stored and available to security forces around the world?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    With the turnover of staff in call centres, it's quite likely one of my many calls has been used for training.

    Does it bother you that all you online activity is stored and available to security forces around the world?

    Not in the least. Given the amount of online users and the huge volume of content generated everyday I don't think anything I do will stand out much.

    How long should a chewing gum retain it's flavour?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not in the least. Given the amount of online users and the huge volume of content generated everyday I don't think anything I do will stand out much.

    How long should a chewing gum retain it's flavour?

    About 30mins

    Did you ever stick chewing gum anywhere you shouldn't as a child?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    About 30mins

    Did you ever stick chewing gum anywhere you shouldn't as a child?

    In my mouth. It's not for kids, choking hazard.

    Are there any warning signs up around your home?


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    gramar wrote: »
    In my mouth. It's not for kids, choking hazard.

    Are there any warning signs up around your home?

    Now that I think of it, there are none.

    Do you check your spam folder for mis-routed emails?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Now that I think of it, there are none.

    Do you check your spam folder for mis-routed emails?

    No

    Are you any good at stone skipping?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No

    Are you any good at stone skipping?

    A couple of skips is all I can do.

    Why do bottles of water have best before dates on them?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    A couple of skips is all I can do.

    Why do bottles of water have best before dates on them?

    I looked it up and it's because the plastic goes bad and chemicals might get into the water :/

    Ever accidentally buy that disgusting sparking water from a vending machine?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I looked it up and it's because the plastic goes bad and chemicals might get into the water :/

    Ever accidentally buy that disgusting sparking water from a vending machine?

    Which one, so I can avoid it?


    Are you out enjoying the weather?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Which one, so I can avoid it?


    Are you out enjoying the weather?

    Just back in from an hours walk.

    Do you prefer to walk alone or with company?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    Just back in from an hours walk.

    Do you prefer to walk alone or with company?

    Alone

    What's your pet peeve when walking?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Alone

    What's your pet peeve when walking?

    When you do that little trip thing but you don't actually fall and then you automatically have to look around and see if anyone saw you :/

    Did you ever own a slinky?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    When you do that little trip thing but you don't actually fall and then you automatically have to look around and see if anyone saw you :/

    Did you ever own a slinky?

    I didn't but my kids have owned them briefly, damn things always end up twisted and thrown out.

    So quiet in here, where has everyone gone the last couple of days?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    When you do that little trip thing but you don't actually fall and then you automatically have to look around and see if anyone saw you :/

    Did you ever own a slinky?

    I didn't but my kids have owned them briefly, damn things always end up twisted and thrown out.

    So quiet in here, where has everyone gone the last couple of days?


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    73Cat wrote: »
    I didn't but my kids have owned them briefly, damn things always end up twisted and thrown out.

    So quiet in here, where has everyone gone the last couple of days?

    Blame the weather, it's always the weather.

    Do you enjoy a good lightening storm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Blame the weather, it's always the weather.

    Do you enjoy a good lightening storm?

    Oh yes! Always wake my daughter to watch it and we cheer the claps of thunder too, the louder the better!

    Wish we had a thunderstorm now.....would you like One?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Oh yes! Always wake my daughter to watch it and we cheer the claps of thunder too, the louder the better!

    Wish we had a thunderstorm now.....would you like One?

    I was driving in one last night, that's enough for now.

    Who is your favourite cop duo?


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