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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Plenty of people, sometimes one on each and on rare occasions even men.

    Is your name in Irish much different to your name in English?

    There is no Irish translation for my first name. My surname isn't too different though.

    Have you had dinner yet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    There is no Irish translation for my first name. My surname isn't too different though.

    Have you had dinner yet?

    I have, been letting it settle for the last hour or two.

    Any house chores need doing you've been putting off?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I have, been letting it settle for the last hour or two.

    Any house chores need doing you've been putting off?

    Yep loads!

    Do you have two sitting rooms?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    no very small house.

    I do have a motor bike though, do you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Rubecula wrote: »
    no very small house.

    I do have a motor bike though, do you?

    No but I'd like one.

    Every couple of months or so I see a large group driving together on motorbikes. Do you go out with groups like that on your bike?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but I'd like one.

    Every couple of months or so I see a large group driving together on motorbikes. Do you go out with groups like that on your bike?

    I do not.

    Would people who wear Hard Rock cafe t-shirts know hard rock if it was a block of granite that hit them in the face?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I do not.

    Would people who wear Hard Rock cafe t-shirts know hard rock if it was a block of granite that hit them in the face?

    Hahaha, I doubt it.

    Have you eaten in an American themed diner?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Hahaha, I doubt it.

    Have you eaten in an American themed diner?

    I was in Eddie Rockets once at about 2 in the morning.

    Where will you be at 2 in the morning?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Bit late but I was in bed. Still am.



    Do you like skiing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Bit late but I was in bed. Still am.



    Do you like skiing?

    I've never been although I suppose I wouldn't mind it apart from the irreperable joint damage I would do to myself.

    Are egg and spoon races still held?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    No they use spuds instead of eggs.


    Most useful thing you own?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    No they use spuds instead of eggs.


    Most useful thing you own?

    A spud...that's just not the same.

    I'll say footwear. Be an awful balls walking around barefoot.

    Have you ever translated anything?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    A spud...that's just not the same.

    I'll say footwear. Be an awful balls walking around barefoot.

    Have you ever translated anything?

    Yea, slang

    Did you ever cheat in an exam?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yea, slang

    Did you ever cheat in an exam?

    I have. I brought in cog notes to exams a few times in secondary and even took a book out of my bag once. I was at the back and the teacher was reading a broadsheet newspaper holding it up in front of his face. There were no eyeholes cut in it as far as I could see so I thought I was safe. Imagine my horror when the principal walked in to give him his break and stood at the front of the class watching everyone like a hawk. I thought I was fooked until the other fella walked back in just before it finished and picked up his newspaper again.

    What's the most amount of lines a teacher has given you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »

    What's the most amount of lines a teacher has gven you?

    I got lines a few times but I can't remember the amount.

    Did you always find that the best teachers were the ones that were strict but fair?


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    gramar wrote: »
    I have. I brought in cog notes to exams a few times in secondary and even took a book out of my bag once. I was at the back and the teacher was reading a broadsheet newspaper holding it up in front of his face. There were no eyeholes cut in it as far as I could see so I thought I was safe. Imagine my horror when the principal walked in to give him his break and stood at the front of the class watching everyone like a hawk. I thought I was fooked until the other fella walked back in just before it finished and picked up his newspaper again.

    What's the most amount of lines a teacher has given you?

    100 lines only once for throwing a piece of paper.

    Have you ever witnessed anyone doing a line of cocaine in real life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I got lines a few times but I can't remember the amount.

    Did you always find that the best teachers were the ones that were strict but fair?

    That does seem to be the consensus.
    100 lines only once for throwing a piece of paper.

    Have you ever witnessed anyone doing a line of cocaine in real life.

    I don't think so...I've seen plenty come back from toilets though after snorting.

    Have you ever scrawled anything in a toilet cubicle?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    That does seem to be the consensus.



    I don't think so...I've seen plenty come back from toilets though after snorting.

    Have you ever scrawled anything in a toilet cubicle?

    Never had the inclination.

    Do you think anyone ever calls the numbers written in toilet cubicles?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Never had the inclination.

    Do you think anyone ever calls the numbers written in toilet cubicles?

    I have no doubt they are called.

    Have you ever entered a public cubicle and wondered how in the name of god it ended up in the state it was in?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I have no doubt they are called.

    Have you ever entered a public cubicle and wondered how in the name of god it ended up in the state it was in?

    I have entered a cubicle at work and thought the same.

    Is the coffee in big chain coffee shops overpriced and poor quality?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I have entered a cubicle at work and thought the same.

    Is the coffee in big chain coffee shops overpriced and poor quality?

    I would think so but I've never drank it so I can't give an informed opinion.

    What alias would you choose?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I would think so but I've never drank it so I can't give an informed opinion.

    What alias would you choose?

    Barbara Ann

    Does it annoy you when TV adverts ruin good songs and change them to fit the ad?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    sometimes but they can be memorable too.

    are there any ads you liked?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Rubecula wrote: »
    sometimes but they can be memorable too.

    are there any ads you liked?

    Shake & Vac

    Have you had all your vaccinations?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    No idea what you mean by all, but I am like a pincushion. Had many I don'y even need.

    Have you ever done anything heroic? (brave)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Rubecula wrote: »
    No idea what you mean by all, but I am like a pincushion. Had many I don'y even need.

    Have you ever done anything heroic? (brave)

    I watched the water rise in the toilet bowl and didn't panic.

    Have you sat on a toilet yet today?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I watched the water rise in the toilet bowl and didn't panic.

    Have you sat on a toilet yet today?

    I have sat and reflected on the situation

    Has any of your light bulbs lasted 20,000 hours?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I have sat and reflected on the situation

    Has any of your light bulbs lasted 20,000 hours?

    One of them lasted 20,001 hrs to the minute.

    Do you ever get a little burst of joy while out walking and really appreciate your surroundings?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    73Cat wrote: »
    One of them lasted 20,001 hrs to the minute.

    Do you ever get a little burst of joy while out walking and really appreciate your surroundings?

    I do....a walk is great for lifting the mood and clearing the head.

    Which is more annoying.....noisy eaters or fork on the plate scrapers? (I have to eat with both at lunch break :( )


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I do....a walk is great for lifting the mood and clearing the head.

    Which is more annoying.....noisy eaters or fork on the plate scrapers? (I have to eat with both at lunch break :( )

    I think I'd find plate scrapers more annoying.

    Do you have a song going around in your head today?


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