The Noccers Interview Thread

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

Armpit hair...or being Asian. Being a man ranks up there too.

When's the last time you stood for an anthem?

So long ago I can't remember.

When is the last time you had to stand up for yourself?

gramar

73Cat wrote: »

So long ago I can't remember.

When is the last time you had to stand up for yourself?

I was in the chemist's and was up next. Someone came in and then the counter was free up they went. 'woooah there lady' says I. 'I'm not standing around here admiring the scenery.' Really asserted myself there. Showed her.

Do you agree with women's boxing?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I was in the chemist's and was up next. Someone came in and then the counter was free up they went. 'woooah there lady' says I. 'I'm not standing around here admiring the scenery.' Really asserted myself there. Showed her.

Do you agree with women's boxing?

Is there a reason why I should disagree?

What would you choose as your boxing entrance song?

Erik Shin

Lorelli! wrote: »

Is there a reason why I should disagree?

What would you choose as your boxing entrance song?

'Smack my bitch up'

Is MMA just failed boxers fighting failed grapplers?

gramar

Erik Shin wrote: »

'Smack my bitch up'

Is MMA just failed boxers fighting failed grapplers?

Sounds like a 3in1 vaccination to me.

What's the last type of test you were involved in?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Sounds like a 3in1 vaccination to me.

What's the last type of test you were involved in?

Testing my patience

Are you thrifty?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Testing my patience

Are you thrifty?

Sensible.

Do kids these days use words like nifty and snazzy for things they like?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Sensible.

Do kids these days use words like nifty and snazzy for things they like?

I haven't heard those words used by kids. I'd probably let them away with nifty but I'd have to call them out on use of the word snazzy.

Did you give friends a lift on your bike when you were a kid by using the "crosser", "backer" and the handlebars?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I haven't heard those words used by kids. I'd probably let them away with nifty but I'd have to call them out on use of the word snazzy.

Did you give friends a lift on your bike when you were a kid by using the "crosser", "backer" and the handlebars?

I gave lifts and got lifts.

Have some of the most terrifying moments in your life come while on a bicycle?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I gave lifts and got lifts.

Have some of the most terrifying moments in your life come while on a bicycle?

Some. I have a tiny little scar on my forehead from when I was about 5 or 6 and I fell off my bike. I wouldn't mind, I wasn't even cycling it. I saw my mam coming round the corner and went to wave and the handlebars twisted and I fell

I was at a bungee jump thing a few years ago and some people couldn't go ahead with it so when they were brought back down, they had to do the walk of shame. Did you ever have to do a walk of shame like that?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Some. I have a tiny little scar on my forehead from when I was about 5 or 6 and I fell off my bike. I wouldn't mind, I wasn't even cycling it. I saw my mam coming round the corner and went to wave and the handlebars twisted and I fell

I was at a bungee jump thing a few years ago and some people couldn't go ahead with it so when they were brought back down, they had to do the walk of shame. Did you ever have to do a walk of shame like that?

Better than shítting yourself in full view of everyone.

Why do you have to go to NZ to do bungee jumps?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Better than shítting yourself in full view of everyone.

Why do you have to go to NZ to do bungee jumps?

Am sure you can bungee in lots of other countries.

Why do men's shoes generally only come in black or brown?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Am sure you can bungee in lots of other countries.

Why do men's shoes generally only come in black or brown?

They go with most colours I suppose.

Do you know how to play tiddlywinks?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

They go with most colours I suppose.

Do you know how to play tiddlywinks?

Flipping counters I think, not 100% sure.

Did you ever inadvertently bring home a worm or an insect in your clothing ?

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

Flipping counters I think, not 100% sure.

Did you ever inadvertently bring home a worm or an insect in your clothing ?

Am sure I have brought home creatures inadvertently on my clothes or shoes.

Do earwigs ever go in anyone's ear?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Am sure I have brought home creatures inadvertently on my clothes or shoes.

Do earwigs ever go in anyone's ear?

I haven't heard of it happening before so hopefully it's not common.

Why are people creeped out by moths but not butterflies?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I haven't heard of it happening before so hopefully it's not common.

Why are people creeped out by moths but not butterflies?

They have big teeth and can bite you and can turn you into a mothman or mothwoman according to the prophecy.

Is Readers Digest still published?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

They have big teeth and can bite you and can turn you into a mothman or mothwoman according to the prophecy.

Is Readers Digest still published?

I don't know

Were you a fan?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know

Were you a fan?

Not much of one if I don't know if it's still published or not but I flicked through it a few times.

Have you any newspaper cut outs of yourself?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Not much of one if I don't know if it's still published or not but I flicked through it a few times.

Have you any newspaper cut outs of yourself?

Nope

Do you congratulate yourself a bit when you look at the clock and its at something like 20:20 or 15:15?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Nope

Do you congratulate yourself a bit when you look at the clock and its at something like 20:20 or 15:15?

I don't do that.

Do you wear a seatbelt when on the bus?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I don't do that.

Do you wear a seatbelt when on the bus?

They're not usually provided

If the bus is mostly empty, where do you choose to sit?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

They're not usually provided

If the bus is mostly empty, where do you choose to sit?

Anywhere I like.

Usually on the left as you face forward. About a third of the way down.

Have you ever tried making pottery?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Anywhere I like.

Usually on the left as you face forward. About a third of the way down.

Have you ever tried making pottery?

No. Made some clay sculptures in school but that's about it.

Can you draw/paint?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No. Made some clay sculptures in school but that's about it.

Can you draw/paint?

Of course I can. The quality of it may be debatable though.

Why do wafers make ice-cream taste better?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Of course I can. The quality of it may be debatable though.

Why do wafers make ice-cream taste better?

I don't know, they just do

What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know, they just do

What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream?

Coffee flavour.

What is your typical weekday lunch?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Coffee flavour.

What is your typical weekday lunch?

Usually soup. If I haven't had much of a breakfast, I'll have a sandwich

Any nice plans for the weekend?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

Usually soup. If I haven't had much of a breakfast, I'll have a sandwich

Any nice plans for the weekend?

Yes, to take it easy with maybe an overnight trip to visit my sister in Galway.

Do you know anyone you would consider to be a bully?

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes, to take it easy with maybe an overnight trip to visit my sister in Galway.

Do you know anyone you would consider to be a bully?

oh yes. Thankfully I've stood up to them.

Are you going to Bloom this weekend?