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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #2612
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    Our house is called home or the house.

    What's wrong with calling the moon the moon?

    Saturn is a planet but we don't call it planet. It has a name.
    The Moon is a moon.

    Have you ever called a spade a spade or is that not pc?


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    #2613
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    Saturn is a planet but we don't call it planet. It has a name.
    The Moon is a moon.

    Have you ever called a spade a spade or is that not pc?

    Is this a trick question?

    Why do they call those large tomatoes, Beef Tomatoes?


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    #2614
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Is this a trick question?

    Why do they call those large tomatoes, Beef Tomatoes?

    Maybe because they are big and beefy.

    What's your favourite type of pig meat?


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    #2615
    Bishopsback
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    gramar wrote: »
    Maybe because they are big and beefy.

    What's your favourite type of pig meat?

    I like rasher sambos.

    Have you ever had a pet pig?


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    #2616
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    I like rasher sambos.

    Have you ever had a pet pig?

    I did. His name was nugget.
    Here's a picture.

    kitty.jpg

    Do you pretend not to notice when you see a truck packed full of animals on the way to a slaughterhouse?


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    #2617
    Bishopsback
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    gramar wrote: »
    I did. His name was nugget.
    Here's a picture.

    kitty.jpg

    Do you pretend not to notice when you see a truck packed full of animals on the way to a slaughterhouse?

    No. There's a piggery close by me, I see them go all the time. I send cattle there myself.

    Edit here, I just been told our moon has a name, its called "Luna".

    Are all animal cruelty campaigners vegetarian do you think?


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    #2618
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    No. There's a piggery close by me, I see them go all the time. I send cattle there myself.

    Edit here, I just been told our moon has a name, its called "Luna".

    Are all animal cruelty campaigners vegetarian do you think?

    That's about as likely as all catholics living sin free lives.

    How many sins have you committed today?


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    #2619
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    That's about as likely as all catholics living sin free lives.

    How many sins have you committed today?

    Too many

    Where is the "Road To Nowhere"?


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    #2620
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Too many

    Where is the "Road To Nowhere"?

    Just outside Mullingar.

    Do you think newsreaders wear a full suit or just the top part and only have their jocks on below?


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    #2621
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    gramar wrote: »
    Just outside Mullingar.

    Do you think newsreaders wear a full suit or just the top part and only have their jocks on below?

    Am sure last Friday they were in shorts with top half of suit.

    Is your doorbell loud enough to be heard all over the house?


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    #2622
    Lorelli!
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Am sure last Friday they were in shorts with top half of suit.

    Is your doorbell loud enough to be heard all over the house?

    Yea it is

    Do you have a unique knock when you knock on a door?


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    #2623
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yea it is

    Do you have a unique knock when you knock on a door?

    A short double knock if there is no doorbell

    Have you ever owned any gym equipment?


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    #2624
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A short double knock if there is no doorbell

    Have you ever owned any gym equipment?

    I have a treadmill but don't use it much! Its not a great one and its just in the way at the moment tbh.

    Do you talk with your hands?


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    #2625
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I have a treadmill but don't use it much! Its not a great one and its just in the way at the moment tbh.

    Do you talk with your hands?

    I don't know sign language, so no.

    What's worse, someone talking with their mouth full of someone who constantly spits when they are talking? Do you know any of those people?


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    #2626
    Bishopsback
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I don't know sign language, so no.

    What's worse, someone talking with their mouth full of someone who constantly spits when they are talking? Do you know any of those people?

    We had a family gathering at the weekend, one of my nieces had her boyfriend at it, he did both and never shut up, obnoxious pcrik.

    Have you ever told any of your relatives their partner/spouse is absolutely revolting.


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    #2627
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    We had a family gathering at the weekend, one of my nieces had her boyfriend at it, he did both and never shut up, obnoxious pcrik.

    Have you ever told any of your relatives their partner/spouse is absolutely revolting.

    Not out loud anyway.


    Do you mutter much under your breath?


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    #2628
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    Not out loud anyway.


    Do you mutter much under your breath?

    Sometimes but I tend to sigh more

    Do you drink enough water?


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    #2629
    gramar
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes but I tend to sigh more

    Do you drink enough water?

    There or thereabouts if the two litre a day recommendation is to be believed.

    Have you ever brought home a bollard or road sign after a night out?


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    #2630
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    There or thereabouts if the two litre a day recommendation is to be believed.

    Have you ever brought home a bollard or road sign after a night out?

    No I didn't

    Should they replace the word social with something else in Social Media?


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    #2631
    gramar
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No I didn't

    Should they replace the word social with something else in Social Media?

    How about 'I don't give a fcuk about anything you or self appointed celebs do or have to say, now fcuk off you annoying bastard media'.

    Do hybrid words like 'brexit' 'staycation' and especially the joining together of 'celebrity' couples names get on your tits?


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    #2632
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    How about 'I don't give a fcuk about anything you or self appointed celebs do or have to say, now fcuk off you annoying bastard media'.

    Do hybrid words like 'brexit' 'staycation' and especially the joining together of 'celebrity' couples names get on your tits?

    That could work!

    Ye they are getting a bit much now especially the celebrity couple ones.

    If you get stung by a nettle, do you look out for a Dock Leaf to soothe it?


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    #2633
    gramar
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    That could work!

    Ye they are getting a bit much now especially the celebrity couple ones.

    If you get stung by a nettle, do you look out for a Dock Leaf to soothe it?

    I don't think the nettle needs soothing after it's stung me.

    If you hit and injured a wild rabbit would you take it to a vet and have to pay for it's treatment or possibly disposal or 'take care of the situation' by other means?


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    #2634
    Lorelli!
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    gramar wrote: »
    I don't think the nettle needs soothing after it's stung me.

    If you hit and injured a wild rabbit would you take it to a vet and have to pay for it's treatment or possibly disposal or 'take care of the situation' by other means?

    I don't know what I would do in that situation. You're turning me off learing how to drive :/:)

    I was the passenger in a car before and we were driving late at night on a country road. It was really dark and we were coming down a hill and a deer jumped out. Just missed it, thankfully. Did you ever knock down an animal when driving?


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    #2635
    gramar
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I don't know what I would do in that situation. You're turning me off learing how to drive :/:)

    I was the passenger in a car before and we were driving late at night on a country road. It was really dark and we were coming down a hill and a deer jumped out. Just missed it, thankfully. Did you ever knock down an animal when driving?

    Birds, mice and a cat. I've had to brake for deer and wild pigs many times...most recently yesterday

    What is a fair rate of tax to pay?


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    #2636
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    gramar wrote: »
    Birds, mice and a cat. I've had to brake for deer and wild pigs many times...most recently yesterday

    What is a fair rate of tax to pay?

    11%

    Should we have lower income tax and higher VAT?


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    #2637
    gramar
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    11%

    Should we have lower income tax and higher VAT?

    I don't think there is a definitively fair solution.

    Does Pippa Middleton's husband look suspisciously like Prince Charles?


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    #2638
    Rubberlegs
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    gramar wrote: »
    I don't think there is a definitively fair solution.

    Does Pippa Middleton's husband look suspisciously like Prince Charles?

    On googling, by jove , he does! Especially around the ears.

    Do you have a type?


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    #2639
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    On googling, by jove , he does! Especially around the ears.

    Do you have a type?

    O+ like half the country. There are certain things I like and certainly plenty I don't but I don't think I have a type.

    Do you think attractive people get to eat more crisps in bed without facing the consequences?


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    #2640
    Rubberlegs
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    gramar wrote: »
    O+ like half the country. There are certain things I like and certainly plenty I don't but I don't think I have a type.

    Do you think attractive people get to eat more crisps in bed without facin the consequences?

    I don't care how attractive anyone is, not in my bed !!

    What is your ultimate dealbreaker?


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    #2641
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I don't care how attractive anyone is, not in my bed !!

    What is your ultimate dealbreaker?

    Armpit hair...or being Asian. Being a man ranks up there too.

    When's the last time you stood for an anthem?


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