The Noccers Interview Thread

Miss Demeanour

gramar wrote: »

I think I'd find plate scrapers more annoying.

Do you have a song going around in your head today?

I do....I'm singing that one from the ad 'enjoy yourself, it's later than you think!'

Are you enjoying your morning?

gramar

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I do....I'm singing that one from the ad 'enjoy yourself, it's later than you think!'

Are you enjoying your morning?

I wouldn't say enjoying, no.

When's the last time you were asked to sponsor someone?

Miss Demeanour

gramar wrote: »

I wouldn't say enjoying, no.

When's the last time you were asked to sponsor someone?

Must be years ago....not recently anyway.

Have you laughed yet this morning?

gramar

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

Must be years ago....not recently anyway.

Have you laughed yet this morning?

No, I'm still waiting to be amused.

Do you amuse yourself?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

No, I'm still waiting to be amused.

Do you amuse yourself?

I am a constant source of amusement to myself.

When we're you last in an amusement arcade?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

I am a constant source of amusement to myself.

When we're you last in an amusement arcade?

A few months ago. Money was put ino a slot. None came back out.

Where have all the brain training apps gone?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

A few months ago. Money was put ino a slot. None came back out.

Where have all the brain training apps gone?

They realised people were no getting any smarter from using them.

Do you use public transport?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

They realised people were no getting any smarter from using them.

Do you use public transport?

Not often.

Do you have or would you like to have blacked out windows in your car?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Not often.

Do you have or would you like to have blacked out windows in your car?

I don't but it does look good on some cars. Not my car though.

When you rush, do you end up being delayed further by rushing?

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I don't but it does look good on some cars. Not my car though.

When you rush, do you end up being delayed further by rushing?

Yes, when I'm rushing is when I will misplace things and delay myself looking for them in a blind panic

Have you ever been looking for something and it was in your hand ?

gramar

73Cat wrote: »

Yes, when I'm rushing is when I will misplace things and delay myself looking for them in a blind panic

Have you ever been looking for something and it was in your hand ?

I sure have. I think.

Do you use wooden or plastic clothes pegs or a clothes horse?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I sure have. I think.

Do you use wooden or plastic clothes pegs or a clothes horse?

Plastic pegs. And also use a clothes horse.

Do you talk to taxi drivers for most of the journey?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Plastic pegs. And also use a clothes horse.

Do you talk to taxi drivers for most of the journey?

I don't remember the last time I was in a taxi. I'd be sure to ask them if they were busy or not though. Great ice breaker.

Do you have an air freshener in the car and what smell does it supposedly artificially replicate?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I don't remember the last time I was in a taxi. I'd be sure to ask them if they were busy or not though. Great ice breaker.

Do you have an air freshener in the car and what smell does it supposedly artificially replicate?

I don't have a car yet. My OH always has an air freshener in his. Not sure what it is atm or scent it's meant to replicate.

Do you ever borrow little things you've run out of, like teabags or sugar from your neighbours?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't have a car yet. My OH always has an air freshener in his. Not sure what it is atm or scent it's meant to replicate.

Do you ever borrow little things you've run out of, like teabags or sugar from your neighbours?

Over the years I've borrowed a ladder a couple of times, a lawnmower before I got around to getting one and a sledgehammer, a rotavaor and a spade. More outdoorsey things it seems.


Have you ever been in a hedgemaze?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Over the years I've borrowed a ladder a couple of times, a lawnmower before I got around to getting one and a sledgehammer, a rotavaor and a spade. More outdoorsey things it seems.


Have you ever been in a hedgemaze?

No they're a bit eerie. Ive been in a small hay maze before.

Have you ever been on one of those indoor climbing walls? They remind me of The Gladiators.

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No they're a bit eerie. Ive been in a small hay maze before.

Have you ever been on one of those indoor climbing walls? They remind me of The Gladiators.

I haven't. I'm like a cat. I can climb up but useless at getting down.

Have you ever participated in the community games?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I haven't. I'm like a cat. I can climb up but useless at getting down.

Have you ever participated in the community games?

No I haven't.

Do you think theres anyone thats ever made an attempt to use voodoo on you?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I haven't.

Do you think theres anyone thats ever made an attempt to use voodoo on you?

Well...it would explain a lot of things! I doubt it.

Which of the following is the funniest courtroom answer?

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Well...it would explain a lot of things! I doubt it.

Which of the following is the funniest courtroom answer?

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

They're all equally funny

At what point did it become ok to take a picture of yourself posing? I remember when I was about ten, I took the last two photos of a disposable camera of myself and when they were developed, my family gave me stick for months after :pac:

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

They're all equally funny

At what point did it become ok to take a picture of yourself posing? I remember when I was about ten, I took the last two photos of a disposable camera of myself and when they were developed, my family gave me stick for months after :pac:

I suppose over the last 5-10 years.

Was it a selfie stick they gave you?


Why do people get so excited about taking pictures of the Mona Lisa when the best picture they'll get is already printed on a postcard for 50c?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I suppose over the last 5-10 years.

Was it a selfie stick they gave you?


Why do people get so excited about taking pictures of the Mona Lisa when the best picture they'll get is already printed on a postcard for 50c?

Because they are trying to take a picture of the moment they were present with it.

When was the last time you received a postcard?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Because they are trying to take a picture of the moment they were present with it.

When was the last time you received a postcard?

I don't recall. Not reacently so sometime in the last couple of years.

Do you keep postcards that you receive?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I don't recall. Not reacently so sometime in the last couple of years.

Do you keep postcards that you receive?

I've only ever received one of two and I don't have them.

Do you keep cards?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I've only ever received one of two and I don't have them.

Do you keep cards?

I do have a few cards from over the years...b'days and xmas..mostly from the mother that I have in a box. They'll stop arriving some day so I'll be glad I kept some.

Is a fiver for a scratchcard a bit steep?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I do have a few cards from over the years...b'days and xmas..mostly from the mother that I have in a box. They'll stop arriving some day so I'll be glad I kept some.

Is a fiver for a scratchcard a bit steep?

The last time I got one I think it was only 2 euro so five does seem a bit much

Do you recognise your own faults?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

The last time I got one I think it was only 2 euro so five does seem a bit much

Do you recognise your own faults?

Recognise them? We're on first name terms!

Do you have any narcissistic tendencies?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Recognise them? We're on first name terms!

Do you have any narcissistic tendencies?

No not one bit, I'm above narcissists ah no I suppose everyone has a bit of an ego.

What do you think of The Doors?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

No not one bit, I'm above narcissists ah no I suppose everyone has a bit of an ego.

What do you think of The Doors?

I am a fan of their music.

Do you light anyone's fire?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

I am a fan of their music.

Do you light anyone's fire?

I do

Are people strange?