Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

sebcity

JustShon wrote: »

I have no idea what you're on about.

Yeah that doesn't make sense!
I was thinking out loud - why would people who wear helly hansen be ****? So I was asking is it because helly hansen is a sailing brand and it means the person might sail? I don't know why!

smash

kfallon wrote: »

Helly Hanson, SuperDry, North Face....as long as it's a blue raincoat with a hood then you are in business.....the skanger business!

My blue HH jacket doesn't have a hood so I'm in luck.

ChippingSodbury

ChippingSodbury wrote: »

So what's the proper term for a girl wanker? Surely can't be just a wanker?

Wankette!! :pac:

Birneybau

People confusing Helly Hansen and North Face for the cheaper variants that scangers wear. ****!

kfallon

smash wrote: »

My blue HH jacket doesn't have a hood so I'm in luck.

Now kindly explain your grey tracksuit end tucked into your white umbro socks my good sir.......

Boom_Bap

Birneybau wrote: »

People confusing Helly Hansen and North Face for the cheaper variants that scangers wear. ****!

That's the thing, they don't, they wear the legit stuff. Even the all black Hurracie's (runner) they wear these days, or the all white/black Air Max 95's are in excess of €100

ChippingSodbury

Deleted User wrote: »

Wankette!! :pac:

That's what I was thinking!

JustShon

sebcity wrote: »

Yeah that doesn't make sense!
I was thinking out loud - why would people who wear helly hansen be ****? So I was asking is it because helly hansen is a sailing brand and it means the person might sail? I don't know why!

Oh, I was talking about something completely different with another person. I have absolutely no idea what helly hansen is. I've gathered that they're jackets of some kind but that's all I got.

smash

kfallon wrote: »

Now kindly explain your grey tracksuit end tucked into your white umbro socks my good sir.......

Fcuk that. I don't even own a tracksuit. Or white socks

The Sun King

I ❤️ PB.

gimmick

ChippingSodbury wrote: »

So what's the proper term for a girl wanker? Surely can't be just a wanker?

A good first date maybe??

Craft beer people. "Oh I cant believe you are drinking that mass produced shoite, you shoudl try this, made is a small artisanal brewery. It infuses the taste of feet with the quirks of my perosnality"

**** every last one of them.

JustShon

gimmick wrote: »

A good first date maybe??

Craft beer people snobs. "Oh I cant believe you are drinking that mass produced shoite, you shoudl try this, made is a small artisanal brewery. It infuses the taste of feet with the quirks of my perosnality"

**** every last one of them.

Fixed it up a little for you. I love craft beer, and enjoy trying all the different kinds out there but at the same time I enjoy cracking open a case of Miller with the lads. We're not all ****

EagererBeaver

Fat, unfit bastards (like myself) who decide to do Slimming World or something similar (unlike myself) and there they are on day one, posting pictures of themselves in the gym on Instagram, talking about the "new" them, how good they feel etc then an hour later post a photo of their evening Chinese, tub of Haagen Daz, bottle of red wine and big maxi bag of minstrels. "All good though, still within my sins for the day. Such a struggle to stay this clean "

Bastards the lot of them.

Pac1Man

sebcity wrote: »

Yeah that doesn't make sense!
I was thinking out loud - why would people who wear helly hansen be ****? So I was asking is it because helly hansen is a sailing brand and it means the person might sail? I don't know why!

We've been through this before Sebastian. You really need to consider the other person before communicating with them.

You have made great progress in the last two months so I would encourage you to keep progressing as much as you can. The potential is there. See you this Thursday.

Red Alert

Guys (particularly) who work in HR.

JustShon

Red Alert wrote: »

Guys (particularly) who work in HR.

Care to elaborate? Why guys specifically?

davo2001

Edit: Reason - i'm an idiot who didn't read the post correctly.

EagererBeaver

Red Alert wrote: »

Guys (particularly) who work in HR.

HR or recruitment?

HR people are bastards but people who work in recruitment share that small, private corner of hell that's reserved just for them and letting agents.

On that note, letting agents. Letting agents are ****. All of them. Every single last one.

NufcNavan

Nokotan wrote: »

"Vitamin H" is another one used as a joke.

Oh God.

Thankfully Coors is the most popular lager between me and my mates. Much better lager.

Birneybau

NufcNavan wrote: »

Oh God.

Thankfully Coors is the most popular lager between me and my mates. Much better lager.

*Craft beer wanker alert*. I wouldn't even regard Coors as beer, puke inducing dish water.

Tom_Barry

Tom_Barry wrote: »

Anyone that refers to Heineken as 'Ken'

Anyone that refers to Carlsberg as Probs. (Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world).

NufcNavan

Omackeral wrote: »

Anyone that refers to Carlsberg as Probs. (Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world).

Ah these are gold. Such bellendry.

NufcNavan

Birneybau wrote: »

*Craft beer wanker alert*. I wouldn't even regard Coors as beer, puke inducing dish water.

It's only puke inducing if you drink about 12 of them.

Tom_Barry

Omackeral wrote: »

Anyone that refers to Carlsberg as Probs. (Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world).

Absolute LOSERS... getalife.com!!

Why do people feel the need to make fools of themselves, I'd rather eat glass than ask for a pint of probs!!

Anyone who masturbates

Ash.J.Williams

people who don't get satire yet still comment on waterford whispers:
"i usually find your articles funny, but this is too far"
"not funny"
"too far lads"

EagererBeaver

Tom_Barry wrote: »

Absolute LOSERS... getalife.com!!

Why do people feel the need to make fools of themselves, I'd rather eat glass than ask for a pint of probs!!

Ffs. People who append ".com" to something other than a web address.

Tom_Barry

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Ffs. People who append ".com" to something other than a web address.

Sorry.com ?????

astonaidan

droidman123 wrote: »

Anyone who masturbates

Well.... youre not wrong

Sgt. Bilko 09

Water protestors



*grabs popcorn*