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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #2492
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    Water paying traitors

    *grabs a popcorn and a quick hand shandy*


  • #2493
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    People that need popcorn.

    *Drinks water*


  • #2494
    JustShon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    *Drinks water*

    That'll cost ye.


  • #2495
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,846 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    JustShon wrote: »
    That'll cost ye.



  • #2496
    Sgt. Bilko 09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Sgt. Bilko 09


    JustShon wrote: »
    That'll cost ye.


    My thought exactly


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  • #2497
    Tom_Barry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭Tom_Barry


    Anybody that uses the words 'Scobe'


  • #2498
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Tom_Barry wrote: »
    Anybody that uses the words 'Scobe'

    I've honestly never seen anyone say that word outside the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly series.


  • #2499
    thattequilagirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭thattequilagirl


    Anyone who says

    "Ah, the XXXXX is strong in this one"


  • #2500
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    People who look for compensation for damage to "shrubs". My "neighbour" wants 50quid after a few of my cattle did this when they got out on the road recently. He claims he had to replace "2 or 3 " plants. Ffs


  • #2501
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    foxy farmer wrote: »
    People who look for compensation for damage to "shrubs". My "neighbour" wants 50quid after a few of my cattle did this when they got out on the road recently. He claims he had to replace "2 or 3 " plants. Ffs

    Still can't upload pics.


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  • #2502
    cazzer22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 ✭✭✭cazzer22


    People who don't put down the next customer please thing after their shopping has been loaded on, as a nice gesture. Such bad manners I think.


  • #2503
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Anyone who posts a Ricky Gervais video in response to anything remotely topical.


  • #2504
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,877 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Your Face wrote: »
    Anyone who posts a Ricky Gervais video in response to anything remotely topical.

    Ricky Gervais is a wanker.


  • #2505
    lapua20grain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 828 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Ricky Gervais is a wanker.
    a prime wanker at that


  • #2506
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,613 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    lapua20grain wrote: »
    a prime wanker at that

    Give us a brief synopsis of his wankerism qualifications,as you see it?


  • #2507
    lapua20grain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 828 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Give us a brief synopsis of his wankerism qualifications,as you see it?
    No


  • #2508
    Ol' Donie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    foxy farmer wrote: »
    People who look for compensation for damage to "shrubs". My "neighbour" wants 50quid after a few of my cattle did this when they got out on the road recently. He claims he had to replace "2 or 3 " plants. Ffs

    What? He counted as far as 1, but then lost track after that?


  • #2509
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Still can't see the pics. Any idea what kind of shrubs they were? In any case 50 sounds an awful lot for 2 or 3


  • #2510
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Ol' Donie wrote: »
    What? He counted as far as 1, but then lost track after that?

    Ive bee trying to post up the pic but keep getting a timeout error. Should raise a few eyebrows. He called again last week but he left emptyhanded and fairly irate.


  • #2511
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    :(
    foxy farmer wrote: »
    Ive bee trying to post up the pic but keep getting a timeout error. Should raise a few eyebrows. He called again last week but he left emptyhanded and fairly irate.

    Gonna have to put it on Imgur or something similar.


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  • #2512
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    Still can't see the pics. Any idea what kind of shrubs they were? In any case 50 sounds an awful lot for 2 or 3

    Grissellina plants about 2 1/2 ft high. That light green waxy leafed hedging. People are breaking their asses laughing when they see it. Shrubs were set on the dike of the road outside his gate.


  • #2513
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    foxy farmer wrote: »
    Grissellina plants about 2 1/2 ft high. That light green waxy leafed hedging. People are breaking their asses laughing when they see it. Shrubs were set on the dike of the road outside his gate.

    Still nothing.


  • #2514
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    lapua20grain wrote: »
    No

    Wanker.


  • #2515
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Wanker.

    Wanker.


  • #2516
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Wanker.

    Wankerer.


  • #2517
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Upload the picture to imgur then post the link here. It better be good because the anticipation is killing me.


  • #2518
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    foxy farmer wrote: »
    Grissellina plants about 2 1/2 ft high. That light green waxy leafed hedging. People are breaking their asses laughing when they see it. Shrubs were set on the dike of the road outside his gate.

    €4.50 each in my local garden centre. Does he want them gold plated or what?!


  • #2519
    lapua20grain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 828 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    lapua20grain wrote: »
    No

    Wanker.
    Add your reply here.
    Yep


  • #2520
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Wankerer.

    Wankeriest


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  • #2521
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Wankeriest

    That's not even a word.


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