Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Telpis!

Little known fact - if a particular thread doesn't quite float your boat, it's possible to just ignore it and move on. :rolleyes: No one is making you read it.

Ruben James wrote: »

Are we having the equivalent of a facebook spat within the thread? Posters must be drooling. Logging into Facebook to post on the "absolute shyte you see on boards.ie. page'

Theres loads of things that could be shared to make it a funny thread without it being a tacky thread but no I will be ignoring it. You are the company you keep.

But you've only just registered and now you're ignoring a thread , at least give us a chance, please.

You're not a re-reg are you ?

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

MOD: - getting back on topic........

Finally!

optogirl wrote: »

a few doses on my timeline who spent all of 2019 posting posed & photoshopped pics of themselves and family having the most amazing, wonderful #blessed experiences now posting things like '2019 wasn't the greatest year' ...'I wont be sad to see the back of 2019, here's to a healthier happier 2020'

and the matching f**king pajamas on them.

This is brilliant

enda1 wrote: »

Gotta be taking the piss - the Ken M of Facebook?

Exactly. That is Ken M levels of piss taking.

Class

Under a post offering gift boxes for newborns:

look at de lil sets in boxes 1 of denm is a set i bawt out de lil Coombe Hospital

This is a response to a slimming club Facebook competition to win a membership voucher ... they asked for a Like and Share, not for a sob story! :-/

"I am not just saying I have being true hell an back. My heart is broken just doing this. I was doi g brilliant I lost 2stone in a few weeks an than I had to go for a hip opp. They left a bit if metal in side of me an that put me back to hell. Grieving over my sister passing so young than my brother/uncle brain tumour. I could not hack it so I went to a very dark place eating anything. I put back on the 2 stone but now I just want help. I am going to slimming world no matter wat. Life is to priches."

Priches was a great movie.

I’ve been trying to upload this since last week, but the files were too big.
Absolutely golden, the best I’ve seen in ages. Iran, Donald Trump & the Black and Tans all in one status

Mod - Removing public image of names. Worthy of transcribing it though

S - FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP YA UGLY FOOL ARE YA SLOW OR SOMTHING WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE HERE OVER YOU NOW IF THE IRIANS DONT ATTACK YOU I WILL

S- but what about the Black and Tans like

A - what about them

S- are they not getting involved

A- are they not getting involved?

S - yes

L -


S - L what

A - S the black and tans are gone..!! A long time thats brits in Ireland uears ago killing irish...its a different topic what your seeing about ireland and Iran hahahahaha

L - The fucking Black and Tans were around over 100 years ago they don't exist anymore

S -A I dono not up to date on this

Got called for " jury juty ".

corner of hells wrote: »

Got called for " jury juty ".

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Oddly enough I saw someone post recently about getting called for 'jury dooty'.

Let's hope those two aren't on the same jury.

Some blockheads about all right.