Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

drake70

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Koala and Panda?

Stuffed toys, I hope

Benildus

thesandeman wrote: »

I'm guessing she's Australian?

Nope Irish

drake70 wrote: »

Stuffed toys, I hope

yip (hence the 'Fuzzy babies')

knucklehead6

Benildus wrote: »

"Happy second birthday Sausages and Beans!! love love my fuzzy babies!
We love you lots!! So do Chips (the Koala),Eggs (the Kitty) and Fishfingers (the Panda)."

Posted with a picture of said furry animals sitting around a birthday cake with 2 candles.

This is a 30 something year-old college friend of mine who is in a steady relationship with a normal job etc, why she feels the need to post this madness publicly is beyond me.

i once got chatting to a girl on one of the dating sites (i can't remember which) who wanted to take her teddy bear on a date i was hoping to organise with her.

There was no date once she mentioned the stuffed toy

XxMCRxBabyxX

drake70 wrote: »

Stuffed toys, I hope

I suspected but hoped I was wrong! Not that I'd want to see them as pets either but celebrating stuffed toy's birthdays is surely a step too far.

Martina1991

A woman I work with, (38, single, living with parents) put up a picture yesterday something along the lines of happy mothers day to women with pets. Because they're our babies too.

somesoldiers

Martina1991 wrote: »

A woman I work with, (38, single, living with parents) put up a picture yesterday something along the lines of happy mothers day to women with pets. Because they're our babies too.

I saw one to all the mammy animals- as they are mothers too

somesoldiers

knucklehead6 wrote: »

i once got chatting to a girl on one of the dating sites (i can't remember which) who wanted to take her teddy bear on a date i was hoping to organise with her.

There was no date once she mentioned the stuffed toy

Are you sure she wasn't talking about wearing a Teddy- missed out there

kunst nugget

There was one I saw a couple of times yesterday that wished a Happy Mother's Day to every variety of woman out there just to make sure nobody was left out, women that lost babies, women that lost mothers, women that have strained child relationships or strained mother relationships, people who have chosen to not be mothers and those yearning to be - that kind of 'Look how thoughful I am, you said happy mother's day to your ma but I said it to every poor unfortunate out there. I don't know how I'm able to pat myself on the back and type at the same time but I guess it's because I'm so thoughtful' post that gets on my goat. Up there with inspirational quotes about friends and learning how to live strong by ignoring haters that are beloved by a certain breed of women on facebook.

Sadb

Benildus wrote: »

"Happy second birthday Sausages and Beans!! love love my fuzzy babies!
We love you lots!! So do Chips (the Koala),Eggs (the Kitty) and Fishfingers (the Panda)."

Posted with a picture of said furry animals sitting around a birthday cake with 2 candles.

This is a 30 something year-old college friend of mine who is in a steady relationship with a normal job etc, why she feels the need to post this madness publicly is beyond me.

Am I the only one that’s curious to know what are sausages and beans whose birthday it is?
Please let it be her vibrator.

knucklehead6

somesoldiers wrote: »

Are you sure she wasn't talking about wearing a Teddy- missed out there

no no, she sent me a picture of her out with said teddy bear

Benildus

Sadb wrote: »

Am I the only one that’s curious to know what are sausages and beans whose birthday it is?
Please let it be her vibrator.

Ted_YNWA

There are times I wonder if people post crazy stuff just to see if it gets mentioned here.

Mam of 4

Benildus wrote: »

One word for this ..

Telpis ..

pilly

Benildus wrote: »

Nope Irish



yip (hence the 'Fuzzy babies')

So hang on!!! Sausages and Beans are cuddly toys as well?? Not real animals like dogs or cats???

pilly

Mam of 4 wrote: »

One word for this ..

Telpis ..

What's Telpis??

Benildus

pilly wrote: »

So hang on!!! Sausages and Beans are cuddly toys as well?? Not real animals like dogs or cats???

yes, see post right above yours

Ted_YNWA

pilly wrote: »

What's Telpis??

Facebook shorthand for:

God help us

pilly

Benildus wrote: »

yes, see post right above yours

Holy ****, that is scary! I'd be worried about that persons mental health now to tell the truth. :pac:

emeldc

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Facebook shorthand for:

God help us

Ah FFS

pilly

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Facebook shorthand for:

God help us

Is it really? I'm pissing myself laughing at it but then thinking is it?

#confused.com

kunst nugget

pilly wrote: »

Is it really? I'm pissing myself laughing at it but then thinking is it?

#confused.com

It is… telpis. Obligatory joke about angles thrown in for good measure.

pc7

kunst nugget wrote: »

It is… telpis. Obligatory joke about angles thrown in for good measure.

Dont forget the 'anal' too (and all for the uninitiated)

splinter65

Benildus wrote: »

Jesus this is hilarious!

optogirl

splinter65 wrote: »

Jesus this is hilarious!

I still can't quite believe it :eek:

Benildus

Benildus wrote: »

Aw dats lovely hun xox

The White Feather

"Beware the Ides of March. 3 Years ago I ignored that warning & decided to go hiking. And it was there, on the Mountains, that I met my undoing - The one and only Mr. *******! Sure, I posted something like this last year. But I don't care!... I will forget birthdays and anniversaries, I will most certainly forget your name and call you something else entirely, But I will always remember this day! Not because it seems so iconic to find each other on mountain tops, or because I was resigned to; " that it won't happen to me", then went all Bambi and got "Twitterpated". I will remember it because for better or worse, or somewhere in between, my life changed! Now I have to Thank a couple of people, because if it weren't for them, we might not have met. Thanks ****! You're the reason I and looked back. You were being so kind, holding down the barbed wire so we all could climb over. Since I thought I was the last person I assumed you'd walk with me at least for a bit before catching up with the rest. So when you went missing, I looked back and there he was!
I also have to Thank ****. After the hike **** asked to exchange email addresses. A bit strange, considering we were and still in the Age of Facebook. I really did not know what to do. Do I email him right away, do I wait a couple of weeks? Every scenario that you've seen in a movie, TV, YouTube & any other social media, between my ears. In my desperation, I emailed **** and asked what I should do! I KNOW! a middle aged woman asking for advice on contacting a guy I like. Seriously, in this area of life, there isn't much difference between 13 and 40 something or other. Anyway, I asked **** and he said YES! email him back! Email him back right away! And I did! Some of the best advice I ever had! And there you have it! 5 months & 5 days later we were official!


****, another reason why I will always remember when we met is because regardless of how you feel about me, I LOVE YOU! Sweet & simple."

The last line makes her sound like a stalker! And Yes, she is nuts!! :pac:

Jerichoholic

Why is she talking to him in public on Facebook?

Oh yeah, for attention. Sorry I forgot.

Sadb

Jesus, I thought it was a posthumous narration- the day I met my murderer type thing. It’s a bit dark to be a love story, is it not?

MonkstownHoop

What was he doing roaming the mountains alone?

coolhull

When I started reading it, I thought at first that maybe she had bumped into Larry Murphy or something, and that it was going to be a real story.