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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

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fred funk }{

"WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"

IvyTheTerrible

fred funk }{ wrote: »

"WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

[Deleted User]

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

Um.

Check where the blessing is.

TitianGerm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

I'd go with 'BLESSINGINTHESKIES' SKIES :P

fred funk }{

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

Eh...blessing in the skies (disguise)

Actually saw it written like that on boards too before.

IvyTheTerrible

Ah ok, I just assumed it was a religious thing!

Smidge

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Ah ok, I just assumed it was a religious thing!

Me too

rawn

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

Does even God know what he/she is trying to say in this post, 'cos I sure all as hell don't

spud82

Plenty to look at here

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/weep-for-the-future#.cikXy46B9

sligojoek

rawn wrote: »

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

So God is sending ISIS to make us into a christian country again.

looking_around

Whosthis wrote: »

Although misplaced and liberally distributed, she is at least aware of the existence of the full stop.

Or posted from a phone.
When I'm typing with phone I often hit full stop instead of space. None of those full stops are placed correctly.

J Mysterio

coolhull wrote: »

Does even God know what he/she is trying to say in this post, 'cos I sure all as hell don't

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

ArtyM

J Mysterio wrote: »

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

I read this in Samuel L jackson's voice - sounded badass.
I think I am gonna have a wee pray (just in case)

coolhull

J Mysterio wrote: »

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

Good work, Mysterio. But it doesn't explain why ISIS has been active for years now, while we only passed the referendum on Friday. Did they know something we didn't know? And don't get me started on earthquakes...

Pherekydes

J Mysterio wrote: »

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

If God sent ISIS shouldn't you be on your knees praying in the direction of Mecca?

LynnGrace

fred funk }{ wrote: »

"WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"

First there was telpis. Now blessingintheskies with a #... Of course

I love this thread!

darkdubh

rawn wrote: »

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

If you think thats nutty you've seen nothing yet.This site is hosted by someone from the complete lunatic end of the No side.Some of the opinions expressed here would be funny if they weren't so scary.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vote-No-to-Gay-Marriage-Ireland-2015/482588055231911?fref=photo

ivytwine

darkdubh wrote: »

If you think thats nutty you've seen nothing yet.This site is hosted by someone from the complete lunatic end of the No side.Some of the opinions expressed here would be funny if they weren't so scary.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vote-No-to-Gay-Marriage-Ireland-2015/482588055231911?fref=photo

I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.

retro:electro

"Farming eh who could be bothered with tha? #nobodygottimefortha"
Que the comments;

"Ah your dad?"
"Sure where would ya get your milk loveen"

"Oops sorry meant shaving damn autocorrect lol"

darkdubh

ivytwine wrote: »

I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.

Yep,irony is lost on this bunch.A lot of the more extreme opinions posted seem to be from non Irish too,like the guy(African I think) calling to bomb the poofters or something like that.

Un Croissant

Looks like God rolled a misfire with Isis. If he is punishing the West with them then he obviously scattered way off target.

God has poor dice rolling skills.

sligojoek

ivytwine wrote: »

I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.

I'd say there's a lot of deleting of posts to be done.

coolhull

''yes, yes, yes' Congrats on the referendum. Great news for all my gay friends.
John ****, (full name supplied) We'll have to find a husband for you now''

As far as I know, poor John hasn't 'come out' publicly yet.... Well, you're outed now, John

XxMCRxBabyxX

How do people still believe this crap?!
Considering how long I've seen that going around I'm pretty sure said "boy" would have either had his surgery or be dead by now.

Generic Dreadhead

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

How do people still believe this crap?!
Considering how long I've seen that going around I'm pretty sure said "boy" would have either had his surgery or be dead by now.

"Facebook Companies" :pac:

MrStuffins

".......NSTFBC"

What?

Fame and Demise

MrStuffins wrote: »

".......NSTFBC"

What?

not sorry for the broadcast

XxMCRxBabyxX

Fame and Demise wrote: »

not sorry for the broadcast

Ya wha?!

That's a new one on me but then again, I've only just worked out "smh."

Smidge

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Ya wha?!

That's a new one on me but then again, I've only just worked out "smh."

Then you, good Sir, are further ahead than I am