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Steak & blowjob day

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
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    theShire wrote: »
    Fantastic, its d wife's birthday and all on d 14th - we're going for dinner!
    She can have d Steak and give me d BJ for desert

    You'd want to be drinking a litre or two of pineapple juice for that, sweeten that muck up a bit.


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    #33
    WellThen?
    Registered Users Posts: 358 ✭✭WellThen?


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

    Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

    You sound like Will from the Inbetweeners


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    #34
    theShire
    Registered Users Posts: 527 ✭✭✭theShire


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    You'd want to be drinking a litre or two of pineapple juice for that, sweeten that muck up a bit.

    Good to know. I'll be on d dry and she'll be drinking so pineapple juic it is for me then!


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    #35
    SouthTippBass
    Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

    Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

    I must say, you've really impressed us all here on boards with how much more manly you are than the rest of us. I bet you don't even wait for pancake Tuesday do you? You mad bastard!


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    #36
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    SouthTippBass wrote: »
    I must say, you've really impressed us all here on boards with how much more manly you are than the rest of us. I bet you don't even wait for pancake Tuesday do you? You mad bastard!
    I bet he eats a whole box of After Eights for lunch too.


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    #37
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Today is jambon, sausage roll and **** day in our house.


    Sounds like everyday to me


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    #38
    RWCNT
    Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.


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    #39
    barneystinson
    Registered Users Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭barneystinson


    RWCNT wrote: »
    Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.

    I saw an ad earlier for Supervalu doing an offer on steak & wine... (The wine is obvs to facilitate the BJ!)


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    #40
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    I hear FX Buckley and Lapellos are teaming up for a promotion.


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    #41
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    There's way too much talk about Mother's Day and Steak and BJ Day and not enough talk about Pi Day(there is no 31/4 so we must use the American format).

    Quit hogging Pi Day!


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    #42
    RWCNT
    Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

    Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

    "Go drinking with some randomer off a forum day" could be pretty cool.


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    #43
    [Deleted User]
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    Steak rare and blowjob well done!


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    #44
    FueledbyCoffee
    Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭FueledbyCoffee


    Steak well done and BJ rare


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    #45
    bajer101
    Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    Me and my girlfriend have a deal, that whoever wakes up first on a Saturday morning has to wake the other one up with a blowjob. I woke up first last Saturday and woke her up with a blowjob. Nearly choked her.


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    #46
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    RWCNT wrote: »
    Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.


    If they were smart they'd have a deal on razors and shaving gel on the days leading up to it as well...throw in some baby powder as well sure


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    #47
    LDN_Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    Nib wrote: »
    I bet he eats a whole box of After Eights for lunch too.

    That's an awfully late time to be eating lunch.

    Wait... you can't mean? No, that'd be madness.


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    #48
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I could let him blow me I suppose!

    Fillet steak yum!


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    #49
    ROAAAR
    Registered Users Posts: 316 ✭✭ROAAAR


    Every day is steak and blowjob day :(


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    #50
    [Deleted User]
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    ROAAAR wrote: »
    Every day is steak and blowjob day :(

    Nah, that much red meat is bad for you.

    The steak, I mean >.>


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    #51
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!


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    #52
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,635 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Can I have two steaks if my GF is useless?


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    #53
    [Deleted User]
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    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

    Well it depends on if they have a restaurant or not I suppose....


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    #54
    bajer101
    Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

    If you are RedCarnation3, I'm sorry - but I can't make Saturday night. I'm eh....washing my hair.


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    #55
    eternal
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    I'll have mine half raw and bleeding.



    Sorry.


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    #56
    fleet_admiral
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    Ever Friday is steak and a Boris Johnson for me :)


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    #57
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Here's my question. Would you have your steak and get a BJ while eating it? Or wait and have one after the other?
    It's more of a casual all day affair in my gaff. Bj for breakfast, steak sambo for lunch, porterhouse for dinner, bj for dessert, steak philly for tea, bj for supper..













    You know there's not one bit of that post thats true?


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    #58
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Someone must be with a vegan who wont cook steaks and wont allow semen in her mouth

    We've got jackets :o


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    #59
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    It's my birthday.


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    #60
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

    Terrific.

    I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

    Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

    Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

    Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

    Saps.

    I'm thinking 22.


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    #61
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!
    Don't forget to give us a blow by blow account of what happens :)


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