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Steak & blowjob day

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    #122
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's not???

    /tells mother to hold on one second

    What's this now?


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    #123
    conorhal
    Registered Users Posts: 6,986 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Great, just like valentines', another day that makes you hate being single. Well it's out with the frying pan, the yoga mat and the mouthwash for me I guess.......:(


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    #124
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Just received an email from my better half reminding me something special was in store for me today. Now I know what to look forward to. :)


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    #125
    Dodge
    Registered Users Posts: 10,189 ✭✭✭✭Dodge


    Greenmachine wrote: »
    Just received an email from my better half reminding me something special was in store for me today. Now I know what to look forward to. :)

    If it's anything like my missus you're heading to Ikea.

    We have different views on special


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    #126
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Me and my GF celebrated the day yesterday. Except she didn't want to cook steak so I didn't have any, and she's not one for oral sex so that didn't happen either. Also, I don't have a girlfriend.

    I had a **** last night.


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    #127
    blastman
    Registered Users Posts: 5,450 ✭✭✭blastman


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

    Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

    Ah ah....spoilers!


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    #128
    Baby Jane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Baby Jane


    I thought this was only a joke "day" - are there women who would give their guy an extra blowjob (or even just a blowjob) just because it's Steak & Blowjob day, as opposed to just doing so of their own volition? :o


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    #129
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Baby Jane wrote: »
    I thought this was only a joke "day" - are there women who would give their guy an extra blowjob (or even just a blowjob) just because it's Steak & Blowjob day, as opposed to just doing so of their own volition? :o

    In my case, no, it's a makey uppy day. I do whatever he wants in bed because I enjoy it. I just take the p!ss saying he'll get extra because of the day.

    When I mentioned it to him, his response was 'every day is blow job day, fcuk off' :D


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    #130
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Baby Jane wrote: »
    I thought this was only a joke "day" - are there women who would give their guy an extra blowjob (or even just a blowjob) just because it's Steak & Blowjob day, as opposed to just doing so of their own volition? :o

    It's not merely question of volition, it's about fulfilling moral duties.


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