Steak & blowjob day

Specialun · 12-03-2015 07:30PM #1

As some know this is march 14th

Do you plan on celebrating?

Why dont they make cards for this

chughes · 12-03-2015 07:34PM

Was thinking of giving the wife a nice pearl necklace to mark the event....

Uncle Ben · 12-03-2015 07:34PM

Totally mad title.

shruikan2553 · 12-03-2015 07:35PM

Ah crap, I have some steaks but they go off on the 14th. Chances are they wont even last until then.

Ruu · 12-03-2015 07:36PM

Tesco Value range have Steak and BJ cards.

Riddle101 · 12-03-2015 07:37PM

Here's my question. Would you have your steak and get a BJ while eating it? Or wait and have one after the other?

brevity · 12-03-2015 07:37PM

Couldn't they have picked a day that wasn't also Mothers day?

Mint Aero · 12-03-2015 07:37PM

I'll have 1 steak and 2 blowjobs please

Captain Chaos · 12-03-2015 07:38PM

brevity wrote: »

Couldn't they have picked at day that wasn't also Mothers day?

It's the day before.

mikeym · 12-03-2015 07:38PM

Too many people are talking about Mothers Day and Steak & Blowjob Day isnt getting the publicity it deserves

Magico Gonzalez · 12-03-2015 07:39PM

Specialun wrote: »

As some know this is march 14th

Do you plan on celebrating?

Why dont they make cards for this

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

jungleman · 12-03-2015 07:39PM

chughes wrote: »

Was thinking of giving the wife a nice pearl necklace to mark the event....

Think I'll just be giving myself a pearl bracelet

FueledbyCoffee · 12-03-2015 07:39PM

You kiss your Mother with that mouth ?

Wide Load · 12-03-2015 07:40PM

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

Sounds like someone needs a steak and a blow job

barneystinson · 12-03-2015 07:41PM

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

You sound like you badly need a steak and a BJ...

12-03-2015 07:44PM

Jaysus, and there I was with an apple pie bought to celebrate π Day.

Guess I can have a steak and then give the pie one after to celebrate, like in that movie.

Magico Gonzalez · 12-03-2015 07:46PM

barneystinson wrote: »

You sound like you badly need a steak and a BJ...

Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

Enjoy your "day"

Generation of overgrown teenagers.

JustTheOne · 12-03-2015 07:47PM

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

Enjoy your "day"

Generation of overgrown teenagers.

Quick It's the fun police.

ziggy23 · 12-03-2015 07:47PM

When is it chicken and a lickin day?

blastman · 12-03-2015 07:47PM

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

You sound like tremendous fun, we're going drinking sometime....

Magico Gonzalez · 12-03-2015 07:49PM

JustTheOne wrote: »

Quick It's the fun police.

Squee...this is so fun.

Maybe tomorrow you can have an ice cream if you really behave well.

Enjoy celebrating inanity, courtesy of an unheard of local radio presenter in the US.

12-03-2015 07:49PM

ziggy23 wrote: »

When is it chicken and a lickin day?

Goujon & Rimjob Day? Oh, that's July 22nd, isn't it?

ziggy23 · 12-03-2015 07:50PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Goujon & Rimjob Day? Oh, that's July 22nd, isn't it?

Oh goody just before my birthdayðŸ˜

Magico Gonzalez · 12-03-2015 07:50PM

blastman wrote: »

You sound like tremendous fun, we're going drinking sometime....

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

PandaPoo · 12-03-2015 07:52PM

Today is jambon, sausage roll and **** day in our house.

Mint Aero · 12-03-2015 07:54PM

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

I like this guy.

shruikan2553 · 12-03-2015 07:54PM

Someone must be with a vegan who wont cook steaks and wont allow semen in her mouth

To Elland Back · 12-03-2015 07:59PM

I can have Steak and a BJ any time I feckin' want it. I just haven't wanted it for 8 months, 3 days, 9 hours and 14 minutes......

jungleman · 12-03-2015 08:00PM

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

Hey buddy, don't get all down in the dumps! I'm sure that someday you will find a very special someone who you can cook steaks for and give blowjobs to. Keep that chin up.

WellThen? · 12-03-2015 08:13PM

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

Enjoy your "day"

Generation of overgrown teenagers.

Hahahahahaha

theShire · 12-03-2015 08:13PM

Specialun wrote: »

As some know this is march 14th

Do you plan on celebrating?

Why dont they make cards for this

Fantastic, its d wife's birthday and all on d 14th - we're going for dinner!
She can have d Steak and give me d BJ for desert

Steak & blowjob day

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