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Steak & blowjob day

Specialun

As some know this is march 14th

Do you plan on celebrating?

Why dont they make cards for this

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theShire wrote: »

Fantastic, its d wife's birthday and all on d 14th - we're going for dinner!
She can have d Steak and give me d BJ for desert

You'd want to be drinking a litre or two of pineapple juice for that, sweeten that muck up a bit.

WellThen?

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

You sound like Will from the Inbetweeners

theShire

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You'd want to be drinking a litre or two of pineapple juice for that, sweeten that muck up a bit.

Good to know. I'll be on d dry and she'll be drinking so pineapple juic it is for me then!

SouthTippBass

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

I must say, you've really impressed us all here on boards with how much more manly you are than the rest of us. I bet you don't even wait for pancake Tuesday do you? You mad bastard!

Nib

SouthTippBass wrote: »

I must say, you've really impressed us all here on boards with how much more manly you are than the rest of us. I bet you don't even wait for pancake Tuesday do you? You mad bastard!

I bet he eats a whole box of After Eights for lunch too.

Specialun

PandaPoo wrote: »

Today is jambon, sausage roll and **** day in our house.

Sounds like everyday to me

RWCNT

Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.

barneystinson

RWCNT wrote: »

Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.

I saw an ad earlier for Supervalu doing an offer on steak & wine... (The wine is obvs to facilitate the BJ!)

NachoBusiness

I hear FX Buckley and Lapellos are teaming up for a promotion.

Peregrine

There's way too much talk about Mother's Day and Steak and BJ Day and not enough talk about Pi Day(there is no 31/4 so we must use the American format).

Quit hogging Pi Day!

RWCNT

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

"Go drinking with some randomer off a forum day" could be pretty cool.

[Deleted User]

Steak rare and blowjob well done!

FueledbyCoffee

Steak well done and BJ rare

bajer101

Me and my girlfriend have a deal, that whoever wakes up first on a Saturday morning has to wake the other one up with a blowjob. I woke up first last Saturday and woke her up with a blowjob. Nearly choked her.

DoYouEvenLift

RWCNT wrote: »

Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.

If they were smart they'd have a deal on razors and shaving gel on the days leading up to it as well...throw in some baby powder as well sure

LDN_Irish

Nib wrote: »

I bet he eats a whole box of After Eights for lunch too.

That's an awfully late time to be eating lunch.

Wait... you can't mean? No, that'd be madness.

efb

I could let him blow me I suppose!

Fillet steak yum!

ROAAAR

Every day is steak and blowjob day

[Deleted User]

ROAAAR wrote: »

Every day is steak and blowjob day

Nah, that much red meat is bad for you.

The steak, I mean >.>

Witchie

Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

dr.fuzzenstein

Can I have two steaks if my GF is useless?

[Deleted User]

Witchie wrote: »

Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

Well it depends on if they have a restaurant or not I suppose....

bajer101

Witchie wrote: »

Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

If you are RedCarnation3, I'm sorry - but I can't make Saturday night. I'm eh....washing my hair.

eternal

I'll have mine half raw and bleeding.

Sorry.

fleet_admiral

Ever Friday is steak and a Boris Johnson for me

Into The Blue

Riddle101 wrote: »

Here's my question. Would you have your steak and get a BJ while eating it? Or wait and have one after the other?

It's more of a casual all day affair in my gaff. Bj for breakfast, steak sambo for lunch, porterhouse for dinner, bj for dessert, steak philly for tea, bj for supper..

You know there's not one bit of that post thats true?

Buona Fortuna

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Someone must be with a vegan who wont cook steaks and wont allow semen in her mouth

We've got jackets

Macavity.

It's my birthday.

Into The Blue

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

I'm thinking 22.

chughes

Witchie wrote: »

Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

Don't forget to give us a blow by blow account of what happens