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Steak & blowjob day

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    #92
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Ten Pin?

    It was a recent Hollywood hit. Guy in apartment helps neighbour fix something and she gives him a blowjob. Then the friend goes after her at the end.


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    #93
    Johnner101
    Registered Users Posts: 38 ✭Johnner101


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

    First date and you are staying in a hotel


    He will be expecting the ride at the very least


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    #94
    Baby Jane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Baby Jane


    Ah jeez why would people get angry about this - it's only a bit of messing.

    It's a bit "Joe.ie" but there seems to be the view by some that people take it seriously. Anyone who does take it seriously is a dope, but who the heck would?!


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    #95
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Johnner101 wrote: »
    First date and you are staying in a hotel


    He will be expecting the ride at the very least

    No he won't be. He can expect if he likes but he ain't getting.

    Had no choice really since he can only fly in from Scotland for the night and I don't live in Dublin so we are having dinner and hanging out at the hotel, residence bar and maybe chill out in the room together if things are going well before he flies home again the next morning.


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    #96
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Witchie wrote: »
    No he won't be. He can expect if he likes but he ain't getting.

    Had no choice really since he can only fly in from Scotland for the night and I don't live in Dublin so we are having dinner and hanging out at the hotel, residence bar and maybe chill out in the room together if things are going well before he flies home again the next morning.

    It would be odd to not sleep together in this arrangement and you are fooling yourself if you think otherwise.


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    #97
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Well I don't intend to have sex but we might sleep! We may not have enough chemistry for sex and I am kinda picky.


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    #98
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Witchie wrote: »
    Well I don't intend to have sex but we might sleep! We may not have enough chemistry for sex and I am kinda picky.

    Would a can of easy start be any good?


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    #99
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Would a can of easy start be any good?

    Eh?


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    #100
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Witchie wrote: »
    Eh?

    To get the romance going, easy start is used in the winter with machinery that are slow to start.


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    #101
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    My brain could do with some so.


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    #102
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    It comes with a health warning, would that 50 shades of grey book be a safer bet.


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    #103
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    God no....that badly written piece of crap wouldn't be good enough to wipe my arse with.


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    #104
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Im out of ideas witchie


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    #105
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Witchie wrote: »
    God no....that badly written piece of crap wouldn't be good enough to wipe my arse with.

    Ditto.

    Btw as a concerned female person I would say that this date you have arranged has you in the position where you will be essentially sharing a room with a guy and if alcohol comes into it and feelings are fraught it is 100% certain you will have sex. I would find it impossible to believe that he won't expect it and as much as we tell ourselves that it won't happen it almost always does. Just saying.


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    #106
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    A day for the really lower scale of basic people


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    #107
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    eternal wrote: »
    Ditto.

    Btw as a concerned female person I would say that this date you have arranged has you in the position where you will be essentially sharing a room with a guy and if alcohol comes into it and feelings are fraught it is 100% certain you will have sex. I would find it impossible to believe that he won't expect it and as much as we tell ourselves that it won't happen it almost always does. Just saying.

    He isn't coming up to the room unless I am sure I can trust him and myself!

    We will be hanging out in the residence bar and if things are really bad he will head back over to the airport.


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    #108
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Dont airports close?


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    #109
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    De Nile. The longest river.


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    #110
    mulbot
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭mulbot


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Dont airports close?

    Don't close airports


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    #111
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    A day for the really lower scale of basic people


    Don't fret mate, you ll shine someday. Even Hitler got laid, so there's always hope!


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    #112
    smurgen
    Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Is this an Internet fantasy thing or a real life thing?If I'm not into steak or blowjobs can I just change it for like a **** and pork chops or something?


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    #113
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Im confused! Are menfolk thinking that if they feed their mothers steak, they will receive oral pleasure.

    Thinly veiled freudian 'yor ma' issues thread!


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    #114
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

    Lies.

    My boyfriend has never had to beg, and has steak regularly. Just means he'll get two blow jobs tomorrow, rather than the usual one :pac:


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    #115
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Gebgbegb wrote: »
    Im confused! Are menfolk thinking that if they feed their mothers steak, they will receive oral pleasure.

    Thinly veiled freudian 'yor ma' issues thread!

    Where are you getting mothers from? It's not steak and blow job from your mam day


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    #116
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    brevity wrote: »
    Couldn't they have picked a day that wasn't also Mothers day?

    I'd say whatever embittered little dateless loser came up with the concept in the first place probably had a big mother fixation so pretty apt really.


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    #117
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    darkdubh wrote: »
    I'd say whatever embittered little dateless loser came up with the concept in the first place probably had a big mother fixation so pretty apt really.

    You sound embittered, yourself!


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    #118
    [Deleted User]
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    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Where are you getting mothers from? It's not steak and blow job from your mam day

    It's not???


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    #119
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    Satriale wrote: »
    Don't fret mate, you ll shine someday. Even Hitler got laid, so there's always hope!


    Gor blimey Guvnor,apples n pears innit!


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    #120
    twin_beacon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭twin_beacon


    brevity wrote: »
    Couldn't they have picked a day that wasn't also Mothers day?

    sound, lets have it on fathers day!

    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

    Enjoy your "day"

    Generation of overgrown teenagers.


    who said anything about it being an "anual treat"? Its not like people only ever drank Guinness at 17:59 on Arthurs Day, only eat turkey at christmas, only eat pancakes on pancake tuesday....... or only eat steak and get a blow job on March 14th!

    overgrown teenagers? this is after hours! of course its full of overgrown teenagers!


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    #121
    daheff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭daheff


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Can I have two steaks if my GF is useless?

    Ill give you my steak & I'll judge if shes useless.......


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