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Steak & blowjob day

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    #62
    Vandango
    Closed Accounts Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Vandango


    Specialun wrote: »
    Why dont they make cards for this

    Why would you need a card for something if it's happening regularly?


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    #63
    Glebee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Glebee


    I bet I'll get neither :(


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    #64
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Vandango wrote: »
    Why would you need a card for something if it's happening regularly?

    That's like saying you don't give your mam a mother's day card cause she's your mam every day!


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    #65
    otto_26
    Registered Users Posts: 518 ✭✭✭otto_26


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

    Enjoy your "day"

    Generation of overgrown teenagers.

    Why are you getting so upset about this day.... It's only a bit of craic...


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    #66
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Macavity. wrote: »
    It's my birthday.

    I hope you get loads of pie :)


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    #67
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    eternal wrote: »
    I'll have mine half raw and bleeding.



    Sorry.

    But how do you like your steak?


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    #68
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Nim wrote: »
    I hope you get loads of pie :)

    Cream pie day is during the summer..


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    #69
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    You all need to go to mass!! The filth in this thread, disgusting!! :eek:


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    #70
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    But how do you like your steak?

    Hard, tough. You know something to get my chops around.


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    #71
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    You all need to go to mass!! The filth in this thread, disgusting!! :eek:

    ahem, that's where im going for my steak and blowjob!


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    #72
    Howjoe1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,666 ✭✭✭Howjoe1


    That time of year again?

    Seems like it was only yesterday.


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    #73
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Satriale wrote: »
    ahem, that's where im going for my steak and blowjob!

    Just stop talking!! Ew.
    Howjoe1 wrote: »
    That time of year again?

    Seems like it was only yesterday.

    Smug much?


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    #74
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Valentine's day was 14th February.
    No card, no flowers, no present, no meal.

    Guess there will be no steak or blowjob for him in return


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    #75
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,074 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Nah I won't be celebrating it because I don't need a "day" to get a blowie from my gf.

    That and she won't be around on March 14th


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    #76
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Duke O Smiley wrote: »
    Nah I won't be celebrating it because I don't need a "day" to get a blowie from my gf.

    That and she won't be around on March 14th


    Hmmmmm

    Interesting shes away that day isnt it bro

    Hmmmm


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    #77
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I will if I can find someone to suck me off.


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    #78
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I will if I can find someone to suck me off.

    Can you not attack your own wacker?


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    #79
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I will if I can find someone to suck me off.

    Try the nursing home? With all them exposed gums someone's got to oblige you.


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    #80
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Can you not attack your own wacker?

    I'd rather wack my own attacker


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    #81
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I'd rather wack my own attacker

    I sincerely hope it's not an attacker! There's laws against that you know.


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    #82
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Try the nursing home? With all them exposed gums someone's got to oblige you.

    Hmmmmmm. :confused:


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    #83
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I sincerely hope it's not an attacker! There's laws against that you know.

    No harm in a bit of rough


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    #84
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    This thread just took a strange turn..


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    #85
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Try the nursing home? With all them exposed gums someone's got to oblige you.

    What film was that with the guy's neighbour putting her teeth in the jar.


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    #86
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    No harm in a bit of rough

    Alright Christian Grey, you can put the duct tape away and calm your tits.


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    #87
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Nim wrote: »
    This thread just took a strange turn..

    It did involve blow jobs to be fair.


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    #88
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Valentine's day was 14th February.
    No card, no flowers, no present, no meal.

    Guess there will be no steak or blowjob for him in return

    Did all those but still wont get steak nor bj in return...:o


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    #89
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    eternal wrote: »
    What film was that with the guy's neighbour putting her teeth in the jar.

    Granny Fiddlers 2?


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    #90
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Granny Fiddlers 2?

    GILF


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    #91
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    eternal wrote: »
    What film was that with the guy's neighbour putting her teeth in the jar.

    Ten Pin?


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