Things that inexplicably turn you against someone

jobbridge4life

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Jealous, lazy speak invented by teenage girls.

Oh we have another jelly monster on the thread. Haterz and Jelly Monsters one and all.

*am now beginning to inexplicably turn against myself.

Rothko

People who hate cats.

newmug

People who think that if you're not as homomanic as they are, that you must therefore be homophobic. Sicken your hole.

The_Valeyard

Suas11 wrote: »

People who hate cats.

*clears throat*


Cats are hairy basterds


:P

OldNotWIse

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

So am I an animal person or not? You said anyone who buys a dog can't be

Why are you getting so worked up? It's like you're determined to have a fight or something I said buying a dog does not make you an animal person, it makes you a person with a dog. That's not the same as saying someone who buys a dog can't be an animal person. Oh and I also said in my opinion, which you are free to disagree with

OldNotWIse

jobbridge4life wrote: »

Oh we have another jelly monster on the thread. Haterz and Jelly Monsters one and all.

*am now beginning to inexplicably turn against myself.

Don't judge them. They're just hip with the lingo dude :pac:

kylith

Grayson wrote: »

It's the word BUT in there. Vegetarians don't use the word but (or eat it).

If someone says the words "I'm a vegetarian but I eat..." then they're probably not a veggie.

Agreed. It's like saying 'I don't drink alcohol, but I drink Guinness'. Well, you fupping drink alcohol then, don't you?

OldNotWIse

newmug wrote: »

People who think that if you're not as homomanic as they are, that you must therefore be homophobic. Sicken your hole.

Homomania

OldNotWIse

kylith wrote: »

Agreed. It's like saying 'I don't drink alcohol, but I drink Guinness'. Well, you fupping drink alcohol then, don't you?

Well F.U now I want Guinness

Ihatecuddles

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Why are you getting so worked up? It's like you're determined to have a fight or something I said buying a dog does not make you an animal person, it makes you a person with a dog. That's not the same as saying someone who buys a dog can't be an animal person. Oh and I also said in my opinion, which you are free to disagree with

Course I disagree with it, doesn't mean I can't question it.

Miaireland

Qualitymark wrote: »

This.
groups of girls on hen weekends giving off those piercing mating squeals that go right through your head;

This is exactly what I was going to say but your description is much more apt!

OldNotWIse

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Course I disagree with it, doesn't mean I can't question it.

You can question it, but you can't mis-quote me to suit your agenda.

The_Captain

jobbridge4life wrote: »

People who like animals too much, like more than humans. You can just smell the damage from them.

When you're boring people with conversations about your kids, and then some freak pipes up with "my baby was sick last week"

"I didn't know you had a kid?"

Their 'baby' turns out to be a 2 year old highland terrier named Mr Muggles and they claim to be the dog's parent

Ihatecuddles

The_Captain wrote: »

When you're boring people with conversations about your kids, and then some freak pipes up with "my baby was sick last week"

"I didn't know you had a kid?"

Their 'baby' turns out to be a 2 year old highland terrier named Mr Muggles and they claim to be the dog's parent

My cheeks are sore from laughing. It's so true.

I hate when people spew nonsense to get the last word. It's like being in school....'yeah well, you smell!!' always gives me a smile.

Tony EH

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Well F.U now I want Guinness

...and some chicken.

Lunchtime feels like it was a decade ago. :mad:

grundie

Middle aged men who drive black Audis and wear Superdry, Abercrombie or Tommy Hilfiger clothing.

kylith

The_Captain wrote: »

When you're boring people with conversations about your kids, and then some freak pipes up with "my baby was sick last week"

"I didn't know you had a kid?"

Their 'baby' turns out to be a 2 year old highland terrier named Mr Muggles and they claim to be the dog's parent

I automatically hate people who refer to me as my dogs' mother. I'm not their mother, I'm sure I'd remember giving birth to a dog.

However, I do love the way that in vet's they'll call the dog for the appointment: "Doctor is ready for Snowball O'Malley now". Never fails to raise a smile.

waffleman

People who are too immature to realise that friendship is not a 1 way street and too thick to learn.

These are usually people who are not friends by choice but you are obliged to make the effort with as they've been brought into your life by someone close to you - therefore contact is unavoidable.

There is no reason why they couldn't become a good friend but they make it impossible with their behaviour. Only solution is to keep them at arms length constantly which is a pain.

Ihatecuddles

kylith wrote: »

I automatically hate people who refer to me as my dogs' mother. I'm not their mother, I'm sure I'd remember giving birth to a dog.

However, I do love the way that in vet's they'll call the dog for the appointment: "Doctor is ready for Snowball O'Malley now". Never fails to raise a smile.

When I ring to make an appointment they always ask what the dogs last name is, Jesus he's a dog, he doesn't f*cking have one. Just ask for my name!

Then we get there and they call out for Scoop Maloney. I just want to laugh in their faces.

OldNotWIse

kylith wrote: »

I automatically hate people who refer to me as my dogs' mother. I'm not their mother, I'm sure I'd remember giving birth to a dog.

However, I do love the way that in vet's they'll call the dog for the appointment: "Doctor is ready for Snowball O'Malley now". Never fails to raise a smile.

Snort

I will admit that there have been nights when I've found myself in the garden shouting out a ridiculous pets name and thinking to myself, why the f.uck did I do that??

kylith

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Snort

I will admit that there have been nights when I've found myself in the garden shouting out a ridiculous pets name and thinking to myself, why the f.uck did I do that??

Rule 1: Never name them anything you'd be embarrassed to yell while banging on their dinner bowl at 11pm. Which means never, ever allowing children to name them.

Ihatecuddles

kylith wrote: »

Rule 1: Never name them anything you'd be embarrassed to yell while banging on their dinner bowl at 11pm. Which means never, ever allowing children to name them.

My son wants to name our baby Turbo when it's born

There's a guy in the animal and pet issues forum who took in a kitten, his son wanted to name it Finbarr Cobblepot. Went to a boards vote and guess what name won? :P kids pick the best names.

kylith

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My son wants to name our baby Turbo when it's born

There's a guy in the animal and pet issues forum who took in a kitten, his son wanted to name it Finbarr Cobblepot. Went to a boards vote and guess what name won? :P kids pick the best names.

Well, sometimes kids gets lucky but too often you're left calling for Princess Fluffypants or Mr. Snufflington.

Also, Turbo is a great name. I have Tycho and Esme on my list of favourite kids' names, but I fear it'd get me onto the 'worst children's names' thread if I actually used them.

FunLover18

Guys who wear woolen hats indoors, and girls who wear any from of tiara, flower chains or bands on their heads.

Magenta

Slang_Tang wrote: »

1. The person never said they don't eat meat because of moral reasons. There are many other factors: environmental, dietary, farming methods, or perhaps the person just doesn't like meat but likes fish.

How do you know what the vegetarians I know believe in? All of the vegetarians I know are so because they claim to believe killing animals for food is wrong.

Slang_Tang wrote: »

2. I don't comment on what you/anyone else eats, so mind your own business.

The thread is about things that turn you against someone, so I said mine. If you're too precious to handle the fact that some of the things mentioned might fit you, then I'd suggest not reading the thread!

dub_skav

Magenta wrote: »

How do you know what the vegetarians I know believe in? All of the vegetarians I know are so because they claim to believe killing animals for food is wrong.



The thread is about things that turn you against someone, so I said mine. If you're too precious to handle the fact that some of the things mentioned might fit you, then I'd suggest not reading the thread!

Saucer of milk for Finbarr Cobblepot

wretcheddomain

Someone who is obese, with a scruffy beard, fat head, glasses, black t-shirt, and plays computer games all day.

The very sight of such an individual is enough to make bile rise up my oesophagus.

The_Captain

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Someone who is obese, with a scruffy beard, fat head, glasses, black t-shirt, and plays computer games all day.

The very sight of such an individual is enough to make bile rise up my oesophagus.

no mirrors in your house so

wretcheddomain

The_Captain wrote: »

no mirrors in your house so

Have you been looking!? That's quite a worrying admission. No doubt that such a rotund frame as yours would not be entirely visible in the slender mirrors that occupy most houses.

Rubberchikken

a person who just talk at you, hardly pausing for breath. the opportunity to get a word in edgeways is not worth the effort.