Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

[QUOTE=Pumpkinseeds;

. Well this camels straw has snapped and they are going to pay for years of this sh*t in ways they can't even begin to imagine and I am going to thoroughly enjoy myself destroying the pair of them.[/QUOTE]

Details, Pumpkin, we need more details...
will you be throwing firelighters in their letterbox, with an accompanying matchstick and a note that says...' next match will be a lit one'

those kind of things or wha'...?

everlast75

Went to see Guardians of the Galaxy yesterday.

Parents bring in their 3 kids - 2 of them about 4/5 years old. They got booster seats from the cinema.

Before the film starts, there is a trailer for Sin City 2. Kids see that in all its glory.

The opening scene of the movie (therefore no spoiler) is a woman dying of cancer in her bed and her 8 year old kid watching it.

Got home and checked the certification - 12A.

Pumpkinseeds

Jake1 wrote: »

Details, Pumpkin, we need more details...
will you be throwing firelighters in their letterbox, with an accompanying matchstick and a note that says...' next match will be a lit one'

those kind of things or wha'...?

I can't provide details Jake, I need plausible deniability, you never know who is reading your posts;)

Pumpkinseeds

everlast75 wrote: »

Went to see Guardians of the Galaxy yesterday.

Parents bring in their 3 kids - 2 of them about 4/5 years old. They got booster seats from the cinema.

Before the film starts, there is a trailer for Sin City 2. Kids see that in all its glory.

The opening scene of the movie (therefore no spoiler) is a woman dying of cancer in her bed and her 8 year old kid watching it.

Got home and checked the certification - 12A.

Funny you should say that. The animated film Hunchback of Notre Dam was on yesterday, it has a U cert but in the description the critic had given it 3 stars for sex, 3 for violence and 3 for language, I'm guesssing he/she didn't actually watch the film.

MsBubbles

Must be the weekend for noisy neighbour cos our shower of noisy neighbours were at it again. About a month ago she came in at 3.30am on Monday morning drunk and brought home a conquest and proceeds to keep us for the next hour listening to her enjoying his company loudly.

The next night they had a full blown screaming match til midnight I called the cops and her landlord so she does a midnight flit and vanishes for 3 weeks until Friday when lo and behold she moves back in and keeps us awake til 5 am .

KungPao

Men in their 30s+ wearing football tracksuit tops/jackets. Usually Liverpool or Manchester Utd or Ireland's national team, while out and about in town. They look so tacky lads, give it up. It shouldn't annoy me, but it does.

I don't mind the shirt so much, but tracksuits and jackets are awful.

Pumpkinseeds

MsBubbles wrote: »

Must be the weekend for noisy neighbour cos our shower of noisy neighbours were at it again. About a month ago she came in at 3.30am on Monday morning drunk and brought home a conquest and proceeds to keep us for the next hour listening to her enjoying his company loudly.

The next night they had a full blown screaming match til midnight I called the cops and her landlord so she does a midnight flit and vanishes for 3 weeks until Friday when lo and behold she moves back in and keeps us awake til 5 am .

I hate that sort of woman, the guys must be very insecure or bad in bed if they have to put on the whole loud fake orgasm show. I used to feel like giving yer woman next door a loud ovation for her Oscar winning performances. They haven't been at it for a while now, not a good sign. They're an odd pair, must be together about 7 years and always a situation where she's living there, then moves out, then months later arrives back again.

From what I've seen they've had the same mutual group of friends since secondary school and probably stay together so they don't get excluded from the social circle if they split up and one replaces the other. I just don't get the deliberate childish pettiness of their behaviour and it's always her behind it.

smash

Would it be unreasonable to call in sick because you're allergic to morons? :pac:

gugleguy

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I can't provide details Jake, I need plausible deniability, you never know who is reading your posts;)

Just because I'm reading your posts pumpkin is'nt that right?

MsBubbles

Think the scene from When Harry met Sally. At this stage I'm convinced she's making as much noise as she can from 11pm onwards just to annoy me. At first I was very nice and politely asked her to be quiet from day one she gave me attitude, JLo has nothing on this one for being a diva

It's her two small kids that I feel sorry for how they get a good night's sleep with that level of noise is beyond me.

Pumpkinseeds

MsBubbles wrote: »

Think the scene from When Harry met Sally. At this stage I'm convinced she's making as much noise as she can from 11pm onwards just to annoy me. At first I was very nice and politely asked her to be quiet from day one she gave me attitude, JLo has nothing on this one for being a diva

It's her two small kids that I feel sorry for how they get a good night's sleep with that level of noise is beyond me.

We used to have a cow like that next door, in the same house. She was the very same. I can remember times when we'd here her kids running around her bedroom while she and the kids father were at it in the same room. The kids would have been aged about 4 and 5 at that time. Sweet Jesus she has no shame and it can't be healthy for the kids either.

MsBubbles

In this wan's defence at least the kids weren't around when she had her male companion over. It's very rare I lose my temper but this wan got both barrels unfortunately that has only made things worse.

smash

My neighbours are pretty loud too, I wouldn't really care but the grunting from him is worse than the moaning from her. He sounds like a f*cking gorilla having a fit and it makes me want to puke!

Her moaning also sounds completely fake.

MsBubbles

Smash you made me snort with laughter, thank you I needed cheering up

jimgoose

The unemployment situation must be worse than I thought. Up and down (ooo-er!!) the land are couples engaging in wild-and-wanton gorilla nookie all day.

smash

MsBubbles wrote: »

Smash you made me snort with laughter, thank you I needed cheering up

The thing is that they're either always fighting or shagging and sometimes it's hard to tell the difference!

MsBubbles

oh dear Smash. jimgoose diva neighbour came in at 3.30 AM locked and then proceed to give her oscar winning performance til 4.00- 4.15 am

you should tape a round of applause and blast it up to the wall when they are done.

smash

Jake1 wrote: »

you should tape a round of applause and blast it up to the wall when they are done.

I had a small party one night and told all the lads to get ready for the main even so we could all cheer when they were finished but alas they didn't get down to business.

Pumpkinseeds

smash wrote: »

I had a small party one night and told all the lads to get ready for the main even so we could all cheer when they were finished but alas they didn't get down to business.

The thing is it makes you paranoid about your own nocturnal activities potentially being heard through the walls:D:o

smash

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

The thing is it makes you paranoid about your own nocturnal activities potentially being heard through the walls:D:o

I never knew the walls were thin until these two moved in. don't remind me of what my old neighbours might have heard from my side...

Boom_Bap

I have a marvellous story about noisy fornicators.

Back in the good old days of college, 2 new girls moved into our shared house. So being the gentlemen that we were, myself and the other 2 lads that lived there decided to bring them out for a drink to welcome them to the new place.

One of the lads was getting on quite well with one of the girls....the girl who didn't really talk about much else other than he amazing boyfriend.
We returned back to the house after a few shandies, and the girl and lad disappear off to a room, and the other new girl asks to sleep on my floor.

It turns out the new girl is very vocal in the bedroom. Very very loud and vocal. She kept us all awake. But, she had obviously confused the names of us lads, and she was screaming the wrong name, she was screaming the name of the other lad in the house. Meanwhile, the guy who's name was being screamed was texting me telling him how brilliant it was and told me not to disturb him for a few minutes. He had to take care of business.

The annoying thing, I was stuck with the other girl in my room trying to put the moves on me. She was not my cup of tea at all.

Fat Christy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I have a marvellous story about noisy fornicators.

Back in the good old days of college, 2 new girls moved into our shared house. So being the gentlemen that we were, myself and the other 2 lads that lived there decided to bring them out for a drink to welcome them to the new place.

One of the lads was getting on quite well with one of the girls....the girl who didn't really talk about much else other than he amazing boyfriend.
We returned back to the house after a few shandies, and the girl and lad disappear off to a room, and the other new girl asks to sleep on my floor.

It turns out the new girl is very vocal in the bedroom. Very very loud and vocal. She kept us all awake. But, she had obviously confused the names of us lads, and she was screaming the wrong name, she was screaming the name of the other lad in the house. Meanwhile, the guy who's name was being screamed was texting me telling him how brilliant it was and told me not to disturb him for a few minutes. He had to take care of business.

The annoying thing, I was stuck with the other girl in my room trying to put the moves on me. She was not my cup of tea at all.

So she cheated on her amazing bf?

I would never ever shít where I eat. It's never a good idea. I'm sure that ended well for your flatmate.

Ugh, CRINGE, someone obviously watched too much porn.

Boom_Bap

Fat Christy wrote: »

So she cheated on her amazing bf?

I would never ever shít where I eat. It's never a good idea. I'm sure that ended well for your flatmate.

Ugh, CRINGE, someone obviously watched too much porn.

Oh yeah, within hours of moving to college she had cheated, and done so repeatedly.
The 2 girls only lived there for about 2 months as they turned out to be impossible to live with. Never cleaned up after themselves, never left the couch throughout the day, always had the heating on all day, house was like a sauna, brought really dodgy local scum into the house, neglected to pay rent.

Too much porn, is that a thing?

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

someone obviously watched too much porn.

Can you watch too much?

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Can you watch too much?

Yes, when you can't get it up for the real loofah, you may be banging out one too many. :pac:

ffs, dropped phone into toilet a while ago :mad:

then after that, I sit at my computer and spill a full mug of hot coffee over the keyboard. Coffee was scalding so it ruined the top of my desk , dripped all down to the floor , so had to wash damn floor as well.


phone is now in bowl of rice, Im in a tizzy.

Butter bleedin' fingers

oh, and when trying to clean coffee off keyboard, I some how fecked around with the fonts, everything has gone all tiny

gugleguy

Jake1 wrote: »

ffs, dropped phone into toilet a while ago :mad:

then after that, I sit at my computer and spill a full mug of hot coffee over the keyboard. Coffee was scalding so it ruined the top of my desk , dripped all down to the floor , so had to wash damn floor as well.


phone is now in bowl of rice, Im in a tizzy.

Butter bleedin' fingers

oh, and when trying to clean coffee off keyboard, I some how fecked around with the fonts, everything has gone all tiny

Excuse me please.
I drowned a Huwuai G6, a few days old the other day in a saucepan of water. Dried it out.
It's bust bust. No life whatever. Any takers? Nice bauble you know.

Maximus Alexander

Jake1 wrote: »

oh, and when trying to clean coffee off keyboard, I some how fecked around with the fonts, everything has gone all tiny

You sure it's the font and you haven't zoomed out? Try Ctrl + Plus a couple of times.

Lyaiera

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You sure it's the font and you haven't zoomed out? Try Ctrl + Plus a couple of times.

Ctrl + Zero to get it back to regular size.