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Stupid decisions (when drunk) that ruin your life[Mega merge]

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    #332
    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,495 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    Wait so they all just whipped it out in the middle of the club for her like


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    #333
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Leaving a massive steaming dookie on your bosses desk - while he's sitting at the aforementioned desk.


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    #334
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    Wait so they all just whipped it out in the middle of the club for her like

    "You bastard!" You fecker!" "You bollocks!" "Get your bollocks out of my face!" It was terrible.


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    #335
    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,495 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    I just got back from magaluf yesterday :-) Wasnt really as bad as its made out to be by the media imo


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    #336
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Muise... wrote: »
    "You bastard!" You fecker!" "You bollocks!" "Get your bollocks out of my face!" It was terrible.

    'Ride me sideways' was another one.


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    #337
    Calibos
    Registered Users Posts: 7,805 ✭✭✭Calibos


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    I just got back from magaluf yesterday :-) Wasnt really as bad as its made out to be by the media imo

    You mean it was actually a cleverly edited video with only 5 guys getting their lads sucked but repeated 4 times??

    :D


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    #338
    youtubeacademy
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭youtubeacademy


    What's your worst/funniest drunken mistake? I for example once shifted my girlfriends sister (mistakenly) on a night out ages ago...with my girlfriend standing right there. Safe to say I wasn't paying too much attention!! So...what's yours?


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    #339
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    I took a furtive peek up Twinks skirt in a nightclub many moons ago.

    Looked like Ronnie Drew with a gunshot to the face.


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    #340
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    There was that time I had too much to drink, got in my car, drove home and on the way, crashed into a minibus full of pre-school children, causing it get wedged against a barrier blocking all the exits before catching fire and burning all the children to death....

    Not my proudest moment I can tell you!


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    #341
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I once got so drunk I hugged Ryan Tubridy.

    I still don't feel clean.


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    #342
    youtubeacademy
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭youtubeacademy


    Akrasia wrote: »
    There was that time I had too much to drink, got in my car, drove home and on the way, crashed into a minibus full of pre-school children, causing it get wedged against a barrier blocking all the exits before catching fire and burning all the children to death....

    Not my proudest moment I can tell you!

    Ah cmon now don't be too harsh on yourself we've all been there.


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    #343
    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    once went to an abrakebabra.

    oh the horrors. never living that one down.


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    #344
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Akrasia wrote: »
    There was that time I had too much to drink, got in my car, drove home and on the way, crashed into a minibus full of pre-school children, causing it get wedged against a barrier blocking all the exits before catching fire and burning all the children to death....

    Not my proudest moment I can tell you!

    That's just not funny - in fact, it is quite alarming. I hope it serves as a lesson to you to be more careful in future.


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    #345
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Used a tea spoon instead of a dessert spoon to eat my apple and rhubarb crumble.

    Still haunts me to this day.


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    #346
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    NEVER MADE A DRUNKEN MISTAKE IN MY LIFE.

    *turns up volume on radio*













    Meet me in the alleyway out back in half an hour. Bring sandwiches and a sleeping bag. I'm telling you everything. It's going to be a long night.


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    #347
    SouthTippBass
    Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    Akrasia wrote: »
    There was that time I had too much to drink, got in my car, drove home and on the way, crashed into a minibus full of pre-school children, causing it get wedged against a barrier blocking all the exits before catching fire and burning all the children to death....

    Not my proudest moment I can tell you!

    Sure it could happen to the Pope. At least you got a good story from the experience.


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    #348
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Can't remember, I was too drunk


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    #349
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    What he means is it was actually a bunch of cats sellotaped together


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    #350
    youtubeacademy
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭youtubeacademy


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    Can't remember, I was too drunk

    Same here I was told about mine though. Not my proudest moment


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    #351
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    youtubeacademy wrote: »
    What's your worst/funniest drunken mistake? I for example once shifted my girlfriends sister (mistakenly) on a night out ages ago...with my girlfriend standing right there. Safe to say I wasn't paying too much attention!! So...what's yours?

    So what was the mistake
    Shifting someone when you already had a girlfriend
    Shifting your girlfriend's sister
    Shifting her sister while she was there

    More than one mistake here.


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    #352
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    youtubeacademy wrote: »
    What's your worst/funniest drunken mistake?

    You.

    Love,

    Dad

    PS - pick up some milk on your way home, there's a good lad.


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    #353
    Shady Tady
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Shady Tady


    Akrasia wrote: »
    There was that time I had too much to drink, got in my car, drove home and on the way, crashed into a minibus full of pre-school children, causing it get wedged against a barrier blocking all the exits before catching fire and burning all the children to death....

    Not my proudest moment I can tell you!

    Xbox or playstation?


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    #354
    youtubeacademy
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭youtubeacademy


    auldgranny wrote: »
    So what was the mistake
    Shifting someone when you already had a girlfriend
    Shifting your girlfriend's sister
    Shifting her sister while she was there

    More than one mistake here.

    All of the above. It was a mistake in every meaning of the word though, like it literally was accidental, I just mixed the two up


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