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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Did you overdo the carbs ? are you now a carb


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    JJayoo wrote: »
    Did you overdo the carbs ? are you now a carb

    ha! All Ireland Final weekend happened..

    Finally got around to a lower power workout this evening

    Squat
    10x20,10x20,8x40,5x60,5x90,3x110,3x110,3x110
    DL
    10x20,5x70,5x70,5x90,5x110,5x130,5x130
    RDL
    5x80kg,5x80kg,5x80kg,5x80kg,5x80kg
    Barbell Shrug
    8x60kg,8x80kg,8x100kg,8x120kg,8x120kg,8x120kg,8x120kg

    Between stags, weddings, work trips etc over the next 6 weeks its going to be impossible to run UD 2.0 or even stay in a consistent calorie deficit, so I'm going to transition back towards a calorie surplus / gaining strength a bit earlier than anticipated.

    I was enjoying the UD2.0 but if I cant stick to it 100% theres no point in trying to half arse it. I will be constantly stressed and pissed off at myself and training / nutrition will become a huge negative part of my life as opposed to something that enhances my life. I dont want to fall into that trap..


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Did upper last night

    Bench
    10x20kg,6x35kg,6x47.5kg,6x57.5kg,6x57.5kg,6x57.5kg
    Close Grip Bench
    10x20kg,6x40kg,6x52.5kg,6x52.5kg,6x52.5kg
    Incline
    10x20kg,6x35kg,6x47.5kg,6x47.5kg,6x47.5kg
    Many Chins
    5 sets of 3 with 8.75kg added
    4 sets of 4 at bodyweight
    4 sets of 5 with the purple band
    Chest Supported Row
    5x40kg,5 sets of 5 x 80kg

    One of my new breakfast thangs

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    half a tub of liberte, 1 granny smith apple, 20g of oats

    303 cals
    p26
    f1
    c46

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  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    The past week has been a bit:

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    Was all over the country looking at cars, have it bought now so going to start a strength program monday and plough on again. Ive been eating well generally and am still floating around 76kg. Got in a lower workout today and will do upper tomorrow.

    Squat
    10x20,10x20,5x60,5x75,3x95,3x115,3x115,3x115

    This is 90% of 1rm for 3x3 so im happy with that
    DL
    10x20,5x60,5x80,5x100,2x120!

    These were awful, was supposed to do 2 x 5 @ 137.5 and the 120s felt like 1rms... So I did a few singles at 120 and left it at that. My deadlift is all over the shop the past while, I think I need to go back to first principles with it and build up again. Its the initial pull off the floor that gets me, cant get my hip position right, I actually feel much stronger and have more leverage in the RDL, If I could get that kind of tightness / glute /hamstring engagement in the deadlift id be flying it.

    RDL
    5x60,5x82.5kg,5x82.5kg,5x82.5kg,5x82.5kg,5x82.5kg

    Always a fan of these, ended workout on a good note


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Friday night

    Bench
    10x20kg,5x40kg,5x50kg,5x60kg,5x60kg,5x60kg
    Close Grip Bench
    10x20kg,5x40kg,5x47.5kg,5x55kg,5x55kg,5x55kg
    Incline
    10x20kg,5x30kg,5x40kg5x50kg,5x50kg,5x50kg
    Many Chins
    5 sets of 3 with 10kg added
    4 sets of 4 at bodyweight
    5 sets of 5 with the purple band
    Chest Supported Row
    5x50kg,5 sets of 5 x 85kg


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  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Monday Night

    Did lots of stretching and mobility, spent about 15 minutes in every possible angle of the goblet squat with a 20kg kettlebell, working on the ankles mainly. Im concious of minding my back after all the back talk on here recently so while my squat form is pretty solid I was still getting the smallest bit of "butt wink" an inch or two below parallel

    Squat
    10x20kg,10x20kg,5x60kg,5x80kg,3x95kg,3x107.5kg,3x107.5kg,5x107.5kg(3+ prescribed)

    Paused Squat
    Down slow, 2 second pause at the bottom, explode up, again wanted to focus on technique and stability. humbling with 60kg!
    5 sets of 8 x 60kg

    RDL
    8x20kg,8x60kg,8x85kg,8x85kg,8x85kg

    Slowly ramping up the amount of food im eating, lots of roast chicken, oats, milk, cheese. Dont have much time atm for meal prep but I should be back firing on all cylinders next week.


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Wednesday Morning

    Met COH this morning at the crack of dawn and we drilled the deadlift for ages

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    Didnt actually lift any weight with the power plank ™© but it really helped me to feel what a really tight setup with a neutral back should feel like. It also stopped me from looking up like I was.

    Did loads of reps at 60,80,100 and finished up with 10x120 which felt heavy but manageable

    While I was there I did some benching and chins just to stay ticking over. WIll probably do some front squats and arms later in the week and go head first into a program monday

    Super dooper anabolic mooju and oats breakfast

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    I have brocolli / carrots / 7% mince for lunch


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Haven't made a video in a while so heres some 1200 calorie burgers with 125g of protein



  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭ninamc


    FML, looks divine. Sitting in bed with a burger craving now.


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Friday Morning

    Quick warmup and stretching glutes / hips. Kind of a mixed bag workout today, away the weekend and starting a new program Monday so just tipping away at something

    A - Front Squat
    10x20kg,8x40kg,8x50kg,5x60kg,5x70kg,3x80kg,2x90kg,1x100kg PR

    B - Overhead Press
    10x20kg,8x25kg,8x30kg,6x35kg,5x40kg,3x45kg,Fx50kg,Fx50kg,1x47.5kg

    C1 - Chins + 10kg
    5 sets of 3

    C2 - Dips + 10kg
    5 sets of 5

    D1 - Chins with purple band
    4 sets of 8

    D2 - Dips - bodyweight
    4 sets of 5

    E1 - Hammer Curls - 10kg
    3 sets of 8 each side

    E2 - Lat Raises - 10kg
    3 sets of 12


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  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Monday Night

    A - Squat
    10x20kg,10x20kg,8x40kg,8x60kg,6x80kg
    5 sets of 5x105kg

    B1 - GHR
    5 sets of 8 with 4 second eccentric

    B2 - Lunge
    5 sets of 8 each side with 22kg dumbells

    C1 - Good Morning
    4 sets of 8 with 20kg (empty barbell)

    C2 - Sit up with dumbell
    4 sets of 15 with 8kg

    Enjoyable session, fairly conservative on the accessory stuff as there's a lot of new unfamiliar movements in there.

    whey and dextrose post workout followed by bacon and cheese omlette on Dr Zak's protein bread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    conzy wrote: »
    B1 - GHR
    5 sets of 8 with 4 second eccentric


    Well, that doesn't sound unpleasant at all...


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Never did it before, looked like some kind of medieval siege weapon.

    I was genuinely worried I was going to rip my hamstrings off the bone on the first set. Ill progress to a small plate next week and try build up from there


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    conzy wrote: »
    I was genuinely worried I was going to rip my hamstrings off the bone on the first set. Ill progress to a small plate next week and try build up from there

    Unless you've raised the footplate as high as it goes and you've brought the pad in closer so that your knee is closer top the top of the pad, then I'd look at increasing the pain work that way before involving plates.

    Enjoy worrying about whether or not your hamstrings are literally going to explode on the next rep :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭Oregano_State


    Yeah I wouldn't go about adding weight to a GHR until you can lower yourself completely to the floor/parallel in a controlled manner. That will take probably take a long time btw.


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Tuesday night

    A - Bench
    10 x 20kg, 10 x 32.5kg
    5 sets of 10 x 45kg

    B1 - Dumbell Press
    5 sets of 8 x 20kg

    B2 - Pendlay Row
    10 x 20kg
    5 sets of 8 x 60kg

    C1 - SkullCrusher
    4 sets of 15 x 12.5kg

    C2 - Lat Raise
    4 sets of 15 x 10kg

    Good session, moved the pinkies right out to the rings on the bench grip. Went light on the skullcrushers, had to concentrate really hard to not turn it into a close grip bench, but dat burn once I got the form correct


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    EPIC food videos man :). When I'm making homemade burgers I use one of these jobbies c15b57cc41af771a6482c4a3800bdc96.jpg
    I make them thinner so they only need 4 mins on each side to cook through on the pan.Handy way of making them all the same size too for uniform cooking time.:)


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    That looks class, the problem with finishing them in the oven is you lose a lot of juice, all dem gains, down the sink. Ill try pick up one of those!


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    conzy wrote: »
    That looks class, the problem with finishing them in the oven is you lose a lot of juice, all dem gains, down the sink. Ill try pick up one of those!

    There's probably a handier way but if I have tin foil left over after hat-making, I put burgers in 'em after a sear and maximise the juice gainz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Here Conzy..........feeeeeeed me!


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  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Wednesday night

    Mobility and foam rolling. Spent a lot of time in the goblet squat position working the ankles. Rolled where the hamstrings are inserted into the back / side of the knee. They are in bits from the GHRs agony.

    Eating in around 2900 calories daily (~240g protein), weight is kind of in equilibrium so I'll re assess shortly

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    I have loads of footage of other meals I'll try to get a video together the weekend, I should really just release smaller videos more often.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Build the anticipation.

    Then bring out the DVD cookbook and make dem wallet gainz.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭Oregano_State


    Surely you'd be gaining a bit of weight on those kcals?


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Surely you'd be gaining a bit of weight on those kcals?

    Did you not get the newsletter? :pac: I threw in the towel on the cutting. Going to concentrate on increasing my lifts and adding a bit of mass for the next 6 months. Cutting will be easier next time with what I've learned.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭Oregano_State


    Yeah I knew you were bulking, just when you said your weight was in equilibrium it threw me off a bit.


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    Thursday Night

    A - Deadlift
    5 x 20kg, 5x 60kg, 5 x 80kg, 5 x 100kg,
    4 x 135kg
    4 x 135kg
    4 x 135kg
    4 x 135kg
    6 x 135kg

    confidence here improved hugely since the last day, there was a lot to think about but tried to nail the setup on each set

    B1 - Front Squat @40x0
    8 x 20kg, 8 x 40kg
    5 sets of 8 x 60kg

    B2 - Dumbell Row @30x0
    5 sets of 8 each side 22.5kg

    C1 - RDL @ 30x0
    10 x 20kg
    4 sets of 10 x 60kg

    C2 - Barbell Shrug
    10 x 60kg
    4 sets of 10 x 110kg

    Another powerful session, back is in bits today, I know I joked about it before but I also find it hard to tell the difference between lower back doms and actual damage. I think I need to stop being paranoid and take some MTFU pills. Im sure If I ever actually hurt my back I wont be able to get out of bed

    Post workout had dextrose, whey, creatine shake.

    Ended up eating 500g+ of scrambled eggs as I had egg whites near expiry, 3 eggs, 400g of egg white, 80g of cheddar, a green pepper and some spices = egg gains

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    hit 300g of protein yesterday, oops


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    conzy wrote: »
    Ended up eating 500g+ of scrambled eggs as I had egg whites near expiry, 3 eggs, 400g of egg white, 80g of cheddar, a green pepper and some spices = egg gains

    I presume that 'once opened, use within 48 hours' is a guideline that can be flouted by, give or take, 72 hours...?


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    I used to open one on a Monday and it would be grand until the Thursday. In this case it was actually expired but had been refrigerated and unopened. I made sure to use all of it within 36 hours or so, its cloudier than fresh egg whites anyway, probably because they pasteurise it


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    conzy wrote: »
    I used to open one on a Monday and it would be grand until the Thursday. In this case it was actually expired but had been refrigerated and unopened. I made sure to use all of it within 36 hours or so, its cloudier than fresh egg whites anyway, probably because they pasteurise it


    I've probably opened one midweek, and finished it by the middle of the following week.

    But I'm still alive.

    As an aside, I could be carving slices off a baby panda for a sandwich and people would fascinated by the bottle of egg whites. Every day it's another gfame of 20 questions on it.


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  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    I've probably opened one midweek, and finished it by the middle of the following week.

    But I'm still alive.

    As an aside, I could be carving slices off a baby panda for a sandwich and people would fascinated by the bottle of egg whites. Every day it's another gfame of 20 questions on it.

    "And why dont you eat the yolks?"

    I do I just want to eat more scrambled egg so I add this

    "So how many eggs are in there?"

    Just three whole eggs.

    "Why dont you add more whole eggs"

    Because I dont want to eat more fat in this meal

    "i hear that fat is bad for you? You know you can only eat 1 egg a day or your heart will explode in your chest"

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