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    #7862
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    A blue moon was called for

    But the government wolves stead within


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    #7863
    Kylta
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    A silent morning of miserable magic


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    #7864
    RMAOK
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    Kylta wrote: »
    A silent morning of miserable magic

    Some people were inundated with marbles


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    #7865
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Some people were inundated with marbles

    The children became ecstatic over conkers


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    #7866
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The children became ecstatic over conkers

    The local pervert wasn't too happy


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    #7867
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local pervert wasn't too happy

    He went back to saying mass


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    #7868
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He went back to saying mass

    The clergy would not allow that


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    #7869
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy would not allow that

    They all queued up for penance


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    #7870
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    They all queued up for penance

    The penance was a bit arousing


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    #7871
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The penance was a bit arousing

    Hellfire and damnation was today's soup


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    #7872
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The penance was a bit arousing

    The green party all ate themselves


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    #7873
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The green party all ate themselves

    Cannibalism was not the vegan way


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    #7874
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Cannibalism was not the vegan way

    He joked as munched on cauliflower


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    #7875
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He joked as munched on cauliflower

    Broccoli was an even deadlier foe


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    #7876
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Broccoli was an even deadlier foe

    Dinnertime ended the collie broccoli war


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    #7877
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Broccoli was an even deadlier foe

    When its wrapped in hand grenades


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    #7878
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    When its wrapped in hand grenades

    The conditioned fundamentalist shouts Allah akbar!


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    #7879
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The conditioned fundamentalist shouts Allah akbar!

    The kebabs were going very cheap


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    #7880
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The kebabs were going very cheap

    The price of lamb was scandalous


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    #7881
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The price of lamb was scandalous

    The price of cat meat. priceless!


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    #7882
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The price of cat meat. priceless!

    It was the new horse meat


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    #7883
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It was the new horse meat

    The national herd had disappeared suspiciously


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    #7884
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The national herd had disappeared suspiciously

    The lizard people were at fault


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    #7885
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The lizard people were at fault

    And of course the sneaky politicians


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    #7886
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And of course the sneaky politicians

    They were also in the conspiracy


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    #7887
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They were also in the conspiracy

    To keep social distancing at bay


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    #7888
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    To keep social distancing at bay

    Social distancing. The new population control


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    #7889
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Social distancing. The new population control

    Social distancing.. the new dance craze


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    #7890
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Social distancing.. the new dance craze

    Pied Piper theory: mass dance hysteria.


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    #7891
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Social distancing. The new population control

    A standing penis has no consciousness


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