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    #7832
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The toilet was beyond emergency reach


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    #7833
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,208 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The toilet was beyond emergency reach

    The porcelain won't be pebble dashed


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    #7834
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The porcelain won't be pebble dashed

    Not until the weekend at least


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    #7835
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The porcelain won't be pebble dashed

    Job cancelled somebody smashed the bowl


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    #7836
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The postman makes too much noise


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    #7837
    TopOfTheHill
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭TopOfTheHill


    L4 by name, L5 by nature


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    #7838
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    He's heart began to beat faster


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    #7839
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    The cure and the cause applause


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    #7840
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    nthclare wrote: »
    The cure and the cause applause

    There was no standing ovation offered


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    #7841
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    nthclare wrote: »
    The cure and the cause applause

    Maybe just a pause was required


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    #7842
    Padco56
    Registered Users Posts: 2 ✭Padco56


    Time to go sweetness! Cops coming...


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    #7843
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Leaping into the unknown was inevitable.


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    #7844
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Let loose and tuck and roll.


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    #7845
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Eyes closed the impact grew bigger.


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    #7846
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Fight or fly you silly ostrich.


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    #7847
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Padco56 wrote: »
    Time to go sweetness! Cops coming...

    Loved up bank robbers strike again


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    #7848
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Leaping into the unknown was inevitable.

    The orgy open his mind forever


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    #7849
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Let loose and tuck and roll.

    But mother-in-law always hits harder


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    #7850
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Eyes closed the impact grew bigger.

    The gap was way to small


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    #7851
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Quickly, industrial espionage put them ahead.


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    #7852
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Laughter as they're competition hemorrhaged customers.


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    #7853
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Quickly, industrial espionage put them ahead.


    The green party developed super sprouts


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    #7854
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,208 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The green party developed super sprouts

    This lead to some excessive farting


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    #7855
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    This lead to some excessive farting

    Gas free farting was the norm


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    #7856
    Gorteen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Gorteen


    Target acquired. Centre of crosshairs. Goodnight!


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    #7857
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,208 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Gas free farting was the norm

    The smell would linger into eternity


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    #7858
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The smell would linger into eternity

    It hovers derectly over the dail


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    #7859
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The moon held only black shadows


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    #7860
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,208 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The moon held only black shadows

    A blue moon was called for


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    #7861
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Gorteen wrote: »
    Target acquired. Centre of crosshairs. Goodnight!

    Only covid slipped silently away unawares


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