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    #7892
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    A standing penis has no consciousness

    Rush of blood to the head.


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    #7893
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A standing penis has no consciousness

    A lax one was never popular


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    #7894
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A lax one was never popular


    Donnelly slid lower in his seat.


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    #7895
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Donnelly slid lower in his seat.

    The baldiness was strong just then


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    #7896
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Trampoline jumping really doesn't grow hair.


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    #7897
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Trampoline jumping really doesn't grow hair.

    However, it is also inherently risky


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    #7898
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Rush of blood to the head.

    Led many a soul into trouble


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    #7899
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A lax one was never popular

    The nuns were at desperation crisis


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    #7900
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Donnelly slid lower in his seat.

    Donnelly slit lower into he's sh¡t


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    #7901
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The baldiness was strong just then

    The benny hill theme tune sounded


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    #7902
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Trampoline jumping really doesn't grow hair.

    It grows balls when you fall


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    #7903
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    However, it is also inherently risky

    if you land on the mother-in-law


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    #7904
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    if you land on the mother-in-law

    Her grip unfortunately became quite relentless.


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    #7905
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her grip unfortunately became quite relentless.

    The swingers party just got kinky


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    #7906
    Banana Republic 1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭Banana Republic 1


    I came, I saw, I went.


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    #7907
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her grip unfortunately became quite relentless.

    A claw handed prostitute. Never again


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    #7908
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The swingers party just got kinky

    In crawled pigmys and Leo varadkar


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    #7909
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Banana Republic 1 wrote: »
    I came, I saw, I went.

    The new upgraded toilet covid rules


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    #7910
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    In crawled pigmys and Leo varadkar

    They didn't adhere to social distancing


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    #7911
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They didn't adhere to social distancing

    Well a mr varadkar remained untouchable


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    #7912
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The new upgraded toilet covid rules

    No time to soil your pants


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    #7913
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    No time to soil your pants

    The green party demands your waste


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    #7914
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The green party demands your waste

    They thought it might be tasty


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    #7915
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They thought it might be tasty

    It all turned out rather hazardous


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    #7916
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It all turned out rather hazardous

    Like a conversation with John Gilligan


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    #7917
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Like a conversation with John Gilligan

    Estás mellado. Maldito cabrón irlandés. Pinchazo!


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    #7918
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Like a conversation with John Gilligan

    Some idiots get what they deserve


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    #7919
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Some idiots get what they deserve

    Some do. But not auld Leo


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    #7920
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Some do. But not auld Leo

    Its all about staying in power


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    #7921
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Its all about staying in power

    They'd sell their mother for power


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