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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Undressed he stood up in mass.

    The old priest grew overly excited


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    Totally clueless...but he kept trying.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Totally clueless...but he kept trying.

    Then everything fell in to place


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Totally clueless...but he kept trying.

    He's madness delivered him into insanity


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He was released from society's madness.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He was released from society's madness.

    And ended up a covid politician


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He was released from society's madness.

    But he still dreamed of Boards


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The tumbleweed finally just stopped rolling


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It wasn't has bad as poetry


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The merry dance ended in tears


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The tumbleweed finally just stopped rolling

    There were no more awkward silences


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    There were no more awkward silences

    As the priest removed his cassock


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    There were no more awkward silences

    When he realised it wasn't female


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hope was all we ever had


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    As the priest removed his cassock

    He gave himself to our Lord


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He gave himself to our Lord

    The court decision was absolutely final


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He gave himself to our Lord

    He gave himself a luxury life


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The court decision was absolutely final

    The court of appeal was ineffective


  • Registered Users Posts: 65 ✭✭4umbrellas


    All in! Fingers crossed. Oh f*ck!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The court of appeal was ineffective

    One god can judge him now


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The court of appeal was ineffective

    But the people still blamed them


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    4umbrellas wrote: »
    All in! Fingers crossed. Oh f*ck!

    Always fold when holding no pair


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    4umbrellas wrote: »
    All in! Fingers crossed. Oh f*ck!

    Its ok, the rents not due


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sometimes a dream becomes a nightmare


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Sometimes a dream becomes a nightmare

    The unwritten rule of a marriage


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The unwritten rule of a marriage

    Tell the other half absolutely nothing


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The unwritten rule of a marriage

    All agree with your wife's choices


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    All agree with your wife's choices

    She was popular at the orgy


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She was popular at the orgy

    Because she exclusively banned her husband


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She was popular at the orgy

    The only women who remained clothed


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