Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

A story in six words

Options
1…257258260262263…287

Comments

  • Options
    #7772
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Specsavers is just an appointment away.


  • Options
    #7773
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Specsavers is just an appointment away.

    If you see were you're going


  • Options
    #7774
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Specsavers is just an appointment away.

    And the undertakers are next door


  • Options
    #7775
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My stubbornness will haunt me forever


  • Options
    #7776
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    My stubbornness will haunt me forever

    Not as haunting as body odour


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7777
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as haunting as body odour

    Or fleas under ones sweaty armpit


  • Options
    #7778
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as haunting as body odour

    Or rancid flatulence from anal emissions


  • Options
    #7779
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My dream was disturbed by fireworks


  • Options
    #7780
    6541
    Registered Users Posts: 1,943 ✭✭✭6541


    Holohan thrown under bus by Varadkar.


  • Options
    #7781
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    6541 wrote: »
    Holohan thrown under bus by Varadkar.

    The future shall reveal past sins


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7782
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    6541 wrote: »
    Holohan thrown under bus by Varadkar.

    The dead will demand their satisfaction


  • Options
    #7783
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    The dead will demand their satisfaction

    Expectant heirs appalled by the will.


  • Options
    #7784
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Expectant heirs appalled by the will.

    The local dogs home celebrate windfall


  • Options
    #7785
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Expectant heirs appalled by the will.

    The bastard from nowhere suddenly appeared


  • Options
    #7786
    6541
    Registered Users Posts: 1,943 ✭✭✭6541


    Maskless he entered The White House.


  • Options
    #7787
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    6541 wrote: »
    Maskless he entered The White House.

    Because he's ego knows no bounds


  • Options
    #7788
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    6541 wrote: »
    Maskless he entered The White House.

    Because it seems idiots have immunity


  • Options
    #7789
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Her habit became harder to break


  • Options
    #7790
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Her habit became harder to break

    Now that she dated her dealer.


  • Options
    #7791
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Now that she dated her dealer.

    Her addiction suddenly became more expensive


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7792
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Now that she dated her dealer.

    She had access to much art


  • Options
    #7793
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    She slide slowly down into infinity


  • Options
    #7794
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    She slide slowly down into infinity

    Without time on this trapped surface.


  • Options
    #7795
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Without time on this trapped surface.

    She came to me fully naked


  • Options
    #7796
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Without time on this trapped surface.

    I counted the seconds passing by


  • Options
    #7797
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    180! Disgusted she threw me off.


  • Options
    #7798
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    180! Disgusted she threw me off.

    Many men have followed your path


  • Options
    #7799
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    180! Disgusted she threw me off.

    Its all about losing your dignity


  • Options
    #7800
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Undressed he stood up in mass.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7801
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Undressed he stood up in mass.

    The congregation was getting an eyeful.


Advertisement