Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

A story in six words

Options
1262263265267268287

Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They'd sell their mother for power

    They already sold their rotten souls


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    They already sold their rotten souls

    Void filled by a hefty pension.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    They already sold their rotten souls

    Those leather shoes were poor quality


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Void filled by a hefty pension.

    With glee they smirk at people


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Those leather shoes were poor quality

    The leakey hole was pure class


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    To master oneself was his goal


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    To master oneself was his goal

    He just kept playing with himself


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He just kept playing with himself

    Which eventually led him to specsavers


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Which eventually led him to specsavers

    And there he saw his future


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    And there he saw his future

    Which his mother-in-law destroyed his dreams


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Which his mother-in-law destroyed his dreams

    She kept asking for an orgy


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She kept asking for an orgy

    With herself the only woman present


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    With herself the only woman present

    It was some experience for her


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It was some experience for her

    Well she did love herself dearly


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Well she did love herself dearly

    Margaret thatcher would always love herself


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Margaret thatcher would always love herself

    She was a hell of a man


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    To dwell amongst the gods... hurts


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    To dwell amongst the gods... hurts

    To realise that nothing is perfect.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    To realise that nothing is perfect.

    Utopican societies always fail perfection test


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Utopican societies always fail perfection test

    Just brush nonconformists under the carpet.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Just brush nonconformists under the carpet.

    Everybody refused to do the housework


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Just brush nonconformists under the carpet.

    The stalinist government was working well


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The stalinist government was working well

    The unemployment levels were very low


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The unemployment levels were very low

    Dissent was also noticably very low


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Dissent was also noticably very low

    They never held back on bullets


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    They never held back on bullets

    Bullets were expensive. Knives were cheap.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Bullets were expensive. Knives were cheap.

    The knives were made from plastic


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The knives were made from plastic

    They could still burst your eye


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They could still burst your eye

    Better your eye than your bubble.


  • Advertisement
  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    At the end of her error..


Advertisement