naughtyfox wrote: » Phew.... Nope unfortunately no female takedowns just lots of shifting guys with tayto breath and slobber!
endacl wrote: » Ahem!! Anyway!! This 'beat the slapper' you speak of!! Did the winner actually get to 'beat' a real 'slapper'?Think we may have dodged a bullet there...
naughtyfox wrote: » Oopsie....
endacl wrote: » It was all innocent, but folks got cross...
naughtyfox wrote: » But I innocently meant the country....
endacl wrote: » Reead this thread. All of it. Out loud. Then see if you want to add Iceland into the fridget/ferry/guarantee mix...http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=85957394 :eek:
naughtyfox wrote: » Actually I heard that they were on sale in iceland!
Ihatecuddles wrote: » On a school trip to blessington, behind a wall. We flirted for years after in school. I showed him my boobs in the back room of the school shop.
shopaholic01 wrote: » I think you get a ferry to somewhere that sells them .......... :P
Potential-Monke wrote: » Now if only they'd break up with their partners and lower their standards substantially, i'll be sorted!
endacl wrote: » I fear those opportunities may have slipped through your fingers.....
endacl wrote: » I know I shouldn't do this............. but.......... .....Any idea where I might get a fridget. With a guarantee....?
Potential-Monke wrote: » Ah the first shift. I remember it well! Was going out with a girl early on in First year. Polish girl (i was doing it before it became popular!). At the tender age of 13, i was cycling 1 1/2 hours every Saturday and Sunday to her house to hang out, hold hands, smile, and hope that at some stage i'd get the shift and a feel of a boob! But no. Looking back, it was a combination of both our first "serious" relationships, and not knowing how relationships progress. So, i done that for 9 months. I enjoyed it, but 9 months with at most a peck on the lips. So, me being a year older, and having the opportunity to get the shift off someone else at a disco, i broke up with her. At the disco. And shifted another one. Who i still know to this day! Both of them actually. Have unfinished business with both... Now if only they'd break up with their partners and lower their standards substantially, i'll be sorted!
shopaholic01 wrote: » Sniggger. :cool:
endacl wrote: » Do I feel silly now, or what....?
The Backwards Man wrote: » When I was a furniture delivery man I met people and shifted fridgets every day.
shopaholic01 wrote: » You'll need to throw a bit more light on that me.
BrooklynSmith wrote: » Yes
endacl wrote: » Nope. Little person, chilled to -5.
shopaholic01 wrote: » Can I just clarify something? Fridget = never been kissed?
BrooklynSmith wrote: » Sadly all I got was a hatred of tayto,two ass bruises and respect from my friends for "beating the slapper".I'm so proud of my teenage self.
naughtyfox wrote: » Your should have gotten a big trophy or a medal at least!
