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First shift/meet story

BrooklynSmith

My little brother had his first disco tonight and I over heared that he's not a fridget anymore (his friends are staying over) and it got me thinking of mine which was by no means a glorious occasion being so nervous waiting with my friend behind tesco (so classy) for some spot faced boy to stick his toungue down my throat,6 minutes later (timed by my and his friends of course) and a lot of slobber later I was no longer a fridget.Have you got any funny/embarrasing first shift stories?

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naughtyfox

Yup kissing in school and getting caught by the principal makes for an embarrasing first!

endacl

First time I ever came across the word 'fridget'?

This thread!

daddyorchips

naughtyfox wrote: »

Yup kissing in school and getting caught by the principal makes for an embarrasing first!

especially in a same sex school.

Jaxxy

He pounced on me when I came out of the toilet in my friend's house (he was her cousin), stuck his tongue into my mouth and just swirled it around. He'd just had a cigarette too. It was glorious.

I'm not surprised it took a couple of years for me to try it again. :pac:

naughtyfox

That would have made it more interesting but unfortunately it was a mixed school!

daddyorchips

naughtyfox wrote: »

That would have made it more interesting but unfortunately it was a mixed school!

ah well can't have it all I suppose.

BrooklynSmith

naughtyfox wrote: »

Yup kissing in school and getting caught by the principal makes for an embarrasing first!

Haha the same thing happened to my friend and he was given a detention and an essay on respect and his girlfriend got away with it.

Czarcasm

She practically christened me with slobber when she made what seemed like she was making a fairly good attempt at trying to fit half my head in her mouth, I soldiered on regardless once I'd plucked my head from between her eager jaws and offered her a bite of my apple instead. Sharing school lunches was never the same after that, I'd hold my sandwiches at arms length just in case.

naughtyfox

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

Haha the same thing happened to my friend and he was given a detention and an essay on respect and his girlfriend got away with it.

Girls always get away with it! The teachers just assume the boys are up to no good.

naughtyfox

daddyorchips wrote: »

ah well can't have it all I suppose.

But thats what college was for....

BrooklynSmith

A while later at a teen disco a guy and his friend (with what seemed like a whole tub of hair gel on his head) came up to me and his friend rather than him (as usual) asked me to shift his friend then promisef me the little twig of a guy had a sixpack.I make fun of that now but sure I still shifted him and he had the worst tayto breathe (I haven't been able to eat them since) and gripped on to my arse so hard I swear I had bruises for the next six months.

endacl

naughtyfox wrote: »

Girls always get away with it! The teachers just assume the boys are up to no good.

Seems fair. Girls have to risk pregnancy. Boys have to risk detention.

Fair's fair.

naughtyfox

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

A while later at a teen disco a guy and his friend (with what seemed like a whole tub of hair gel on his head) came up to me and his friend rather than him (as usual) asked me to shift his friend then promisef me the little twig of a guy had a sixpack.I make fun of that now but sure I still shifted him and he had the worst tayto breathe (I haven't been able to eat them since) and gripped on to my arse so hard I swear I had bruises for the next six months.

Ewww the dreaded tayto breath never understood why they sold them at teenage discos back in the days!!!

BrooklynSmith

naughtyfox wrote: »

Ewww the dreaded tayto breath never understood why they sold them at teenage discos back in the days!!!

I know me neither,they also sold mints which would definitely have been a better option for him.Ah well I went on to win the game of "beat the slapper" so it was all worth it to me back then

naughtyfox

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

I know me neither,they also sold mints which would definitely have been a better option for him.Ah well I went on to win the game of "beat the slapper" so it was all worth it to me back then

Ah yeah what a great game! Well done!

endacl

'Beat the slapper'....?

I'm learning so much here tonight.

BrooklynSmith

naughtyfox wrote: »

Ah yeah what a great game! Well done!

Why thank you,it is possibly the proudest moment and biggest achievement of my life :P

BrooklynSmith

endacl wrote: »

'Beat the slapper'....?

I'm learning so much here tonight.

I tried my best to make this a learning experience for all

Beat the slapper is a game played by teenage girls to try and shift the most people in one night (I was ever so classy)

naughtyfox

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

Why thank you,it is possibly the proudest moment and biggest achievement of my life :P

Your should have gotten a big trophy or a medal at least!

BrooklynSmith

naughtyfox wrote: »

Your should have gotten a big trophy or a medal at least!

Sadly all I got was a hatred of tayto,two ass bruises and respect from my friends for "beating the slapper".I'm so proud of my teenage self.

naughtyfox

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

Sadly all I got was a hatred of tayto,two ass bruises and respect from my friends for "beating the slapper".I'm so proud of my teenage self.

At least you got something to show from it!! Those ass brusies= badge of honour,

BaylesOfHay

17 still a fridget. **** I'm just so shy

The Backwards Man

When I was a furniture delivery man I met people and shifted fridgets every day.

shopaholic01

Can I just clarify something? Fridget = never been kissed?

endacl

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Can I just clarify something? Fridget = never been kissed?

Nope. Little person, chilled to -5.

BrooklynSmith

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Can I just clarify something? Fridget = never been kissed?

Yes

shopaholic01

endacl wrote: »

Nope. Little person, chilled to -5.

You'll need to throw a bit more light on that me.

endacl

BrooklynSmith wrote: »

Yes

Do I feel silly now, or what....?

endacl

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You'll need to throw a bit more light on that me.

The light just comes on when you open the door.

BrooklynSmith

The Backwards Man wrote: »

When I was a furniture delivery man I met people and shifted fridgets every day.

Sounds like quite the job,sign me up :P