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Guys - Would you wear Skinny Jeans?

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    #92
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    OneArt wrote: »
    I don't wear them because they're too tight and that makes me uncomfortable. Also, you can't put anything in the pockets. Also, I always have to wear baggy jeans or else they'll rip at the crotch. Don't give too sh!ts about the way they look, I just hate them because they're a nuisance to wear.

    F*ck skinny jeans.

    That's why they invented 'Man Bags'


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    #93
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    wendell borton wrote: »
    Don't ask me i don't give a **** how pants look.:D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEL85J-9DDY
    I was thinking about that exact scene in that film. They look stupid, especially so on any man that has some meat on his thighs. They'd barely get over my knees if I ever tried them on.

    The male camel toe (the camel tail), is not the look for me.


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    #94
    Black Leather
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 203 ✭✭Black Leather


    Anyway guys, in spite of the mostly negative comments on males wearing Skinny Jeans on this thread, I love my Skinnies and intend to wear them with pride from now on. I am not worried about camel toes or camel tails as I am proud of my manhood and not ashamed of my ' package'. Go on guys - squeeze yourself into a pair of Skinny Jeans, you'll be glad you did!


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    #95
    phoenix999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 581 ✭✭✭phoenix999


    I don't fancy the idea of getting a hernia or fertility problems. Male testes were designed to hang loose and be kept cool, not jammed inside ridiculous skin tight jeans. Wear them at your peril.


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    #96
    Lemonperv
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Lemonperv


    Guys, bootcut jeans are so naff... At least wear straight leg jeans if you're not comfortable with the slimmer sorts! Christ.


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    #97
    Lemonperv
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Lemonperv


    And stop wearing 'school shoes' with big square toes think that smartens up your outfit. I looks ****e.


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    #98
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    I dont think skinny jeans are nice at all, It reminds me of a shopping bag that is crammed full of items and is bulging at the sides and looks like its gonna give way. Like you look like this from behind, Its not something id wear anyway, But if your happy enough then go for it


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    #99
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    My testicles need space to move/flap about, if i trapped them in skinny jean's they'd get sore


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    #100
    petersburg2002
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭petersburg2002


    Skinny jeans look fine on younger guys (21 or less) But they just look completely ridiculous on older guys. Who are often way too fat to squeeze into them.


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    #101
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Black Leather wrote: »
    Anyway guys, in spite of the mostly negative comments on males wearing Skinny Jeans on this thread, I love my Skinnies and intend to wear them with pride from now on. I am not worried about camel toes or camel tails as I am proud of my manhood and not ashamed of my ' package'. Go on guys - squeeze yourself into a pair of Skinny Jeans, you'll be glad you did!

    Don't go too tight or you could end up sounding like one of the beegee's


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    #102
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    CJC999 wrote: »
    That's why they invented 'Man Bags'

    And here's me thinking they were for carrying around the severed heads of my victims. Ain't no way those'll fit in my pocket.


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    #103
    ted1
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    Lemonperv wrote: »
    Guys, bootcut jeans are so naff... At least wear straight leg jeans if you're not comfortable with the slimmer sorts! Christ.
    Hate the drain pipe look, boot cut all the way


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    #104
    petersburg2002
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭petersburg2002


    They should carry a health hazard warning. Fashionistas take note:

    http://m.essentialbaby.com.au/conception/fertility/skinny-jeans-a-big-problem-for-men-20120713-22004.html

    http://wrbw.membercenter.worldnow.com/story/21018378/2013/02/06/skinny-jeans-for-men-can-hurt-fertility?config=H264


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    #105
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I'd wear skinny hats and socks.


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    #106
    LuckyFinigan
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭LuckyFinigan


    There's no need for fellas to wear these kind of clothes, I'm 23 and I'm still wearing hand me downs from my father. Jeans that are 15 sizes to big and manky jumpers with half of Sundays dinner crusted on to them.


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    #107
    padi89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭padi89


    They look absolute sh1te on 99.9% of people, unless your an emaciated junkie they probably look sh1t on you too OP.


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    #108
    brummytom
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    kowloon wrote: »
    I have this image of crate loads of metrosexual jeans being paradropped over African villages now.

    All the poor feckers wanted was a sandwich.
    Well at least they'd fit into them.


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    #109
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    This thread will be like EdenHazard's wet dreams come true.....


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    #110
    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,501 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    Black Leather wrote: »
    Explain ' metro'.

    a lad that acts camp but isnt actually gay


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    #111
    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »

    You're a nosey fella aren't ya! Just because a guy's had sex with girls in the past doesn't mean he's currently bi. But you know that, don't you.

    "currently".. lol. Hmmmm, I think I'll be gay this week, and bisexual next week. It annoys that some gay dude can get sex with a few girls when he doesn't even what it


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    #112
    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    a lad that acts camp but isnt actually gay

    Straight guys who have taste... Not straight guys who act camp. There's a difference


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    #113
    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    LuckyFinigan wrote: »
    There's no need for fellas to wear these kind of clothes, I'm 23 and I'm still wearing hand me downs from my father. Jeans that are 15 sizes to big and manky jumpers with half of Sundays dinner crusted on to them.

    If that's true, than u don't bed many girls!


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    #114
    mckenzie84
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭mckenzie84


    We all know the type of lads who wear skinny jeans. Being nice, i'll say I'd rather not look anything like them. Straight fit are the way to go IMO. None of that bootcut bollox either.


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    #115
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    Straight guys who have taste... Not straight guys who act camp. There's a difference
    ...for cock?


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    #116
    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    ...for cock?

    taste in fashion etc


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    #117
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I can't believe people think skinny jeans are the pinicle of fashion.

    I'm not a trend follower or a "fashionista baby"..........but fcuk me, everytime I see some gimp assed fcuk head wearing them I want to slap him so hard that his boyfriend won't get any oral for weeks.


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    #118
    morgmorg
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭morgmorg


    My legs would be slimmer than most so I'd just look ridiculous with bootcut jeans or the likes, they'd be huge on me!


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    #119
    nyarlothothep
    Registered Users Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    It feels like they've been around for ages, ever since that 80s revival thing kicked off in the early 00s. Time for a new trend.


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    #120
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    nyarlothothep wrote: »
    It feels like they've been around for ages, ever since that 80s revival thing kicked off in the early 00s. Time for a new trend.

    It's Toga time baby!


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    #121
    morgmorg
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭morgmorg


    Or this :P

    http://www.dailyedge.ie/attention-men-this-is-what-you-could-be-wearing-in-2023-747874-Jan2013/


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