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    #482
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,844 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    I've had more intellectually engaging discussions with a soggy biscuit. It also seems to have better grammar, too. :pac:


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    #483
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    I've had more intellectually engaging discussions with a soggy biscuit. It also seems to have better grammar, too. :pac:

    What kind of biscuit?


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    #484
    28064212
    Registered Users Posts: 10,494 ✭✭✭✭28064212


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What kind of biscuit?
    Don't look it up

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    #485
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What kind of biscuit?

    That wasn't the question that sprang to my mind. But yes, that'll do....


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    #486
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    28064212 wrote: »
    Don't look it up

    Unfortunately didn't have to...

    Trying to eat a v.late dinner here people. Biscuits not involved.


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    #487
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Obliq wrote: »
    Unfortunately didn't have to...

    Trying to eat a v.late dinner here people. Biscuits not involved.

    I just had the most amazing dinner made from left-overs and stuff that had to used or binned - with added garlic, chili and fresh ground black pepper. :D

    No biscuits were involved.


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    #488
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I just had the most amazing dinner made from left-overs and stuff that had to used or binned - with added garlic, chili and fresh ground black pepper. :D

    No biscuits were involved.

    Left over bollognaise here, mmmm - always better a few days old, with Parmesan and chilli flakes :cool:


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    #489
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    I had soup and a sandwich as i was too lazy to cook.

    No biscuits were harmed in the making of my dinner :D


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    #490
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    I like a Garibaldi so I do, but I'm a weirdo.


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    #491
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,844 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What kind of biscuit?



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    #492
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    I'm thinking of eating the last two of the latest batch of M&S biscuits wot my Mammy bought* - chocolate chip - my treat for taking 3 mad jack russells for a walk.







    *If memory serves it was my casually mentioning of being engaged in the consumption of some of my Mammy's occasional gift of fancy biscuits from M&S in some thread of other which was one of the catalysts for this whole biscuit tangent. Please accept my apologies.


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    #493
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I'm thinking of eating the last two of the latest batch of M&S biscuits wot my Mammy bought* - chocolate chip - my treat for taking 3 mad jack russells for a walk.







    *If memory serves it was my casually mentioning of being engaged in the consumption of some of my Mammy's occasional gift of fancy biscuits from M&S in some thread of other which was one of the catalysts for this whole biscuit tangent. Please accept my apologies.

    Are these not FORBIDDEN THINGS?!?!?!?!?


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    #494
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Nodin wrote: »
    Are these not FORBIDDEN THINGS?!?!?!?!?
    Rumors persist that chocolate was forbidden to Aztec wimmins owing to its allegedly aphrodisiacal properties.


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    #495
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »
    Rumors persist that chocolate was forbidden to Aztec wimmins owing to its allegedly aphrodisiacal properties.

    and carbs are forbidden to diabetics - ooooohhhh I feel soooo naughty now.

    :D


    *giggle*




    .........may be on a glucose high......


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    #496
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    and carbs are forbidden to diabetics - ooooohhhh I feel soooo naughty now.

    :D


    *giggle*




    .........may be on a glucose high......


    ...some person I've never met is sitting there somewhere eating choccie biccies. Biccies I've denied myself for months. It's wrong, wrong, tasty, wrong. Christ be with the days ye could send them to a feckin convent....probably more biccies in the convent now...Vatican II liberal crap....


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    #497
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...some person I've never met is sitting there somewhere eating choccie biccies. Biccies I've denied myself for months. It's wrong, wrong, tasty, wrong. Christ be with the days ye could send them to a feckin convent....probably more biccies in the convent now...Vatican II liberal crap....


    I was in a convent once. It was a compulsory school retreat. I was asked to leave and never darken their door again before I even had a chance to dunk my stale Marietta in my cup of tepid weak tea. Bitches.

    The bikkies are alllllllllll gone. :D
    They were loverly, and there were three not two. Yum Yum YUM.


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    #498
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    robindch wrote: »
    Rumors persist that chocolate was forbidden to Aztec wimmins owing to its allegedly aphrodisiacal properties.

    Thankfully i am a MAN (cue dramatic dun dun duuuunnnnn music ) and therefore i am allowed to eat these and any other biscuits that i like because as a MAN (cue choirs of angels) we don't care what others think :D

    On a lighter note if you are a jaffa cake fan you should check out the oh so wrong but oh so right CHERRY jaffa cakes in Lidl. Nom nom nom nom :D


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    #499
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,238 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bloody typical. I finally find the current biscuit thread and there's somebody here already, wittering on about Jaffa cakes. Jaffa cakes are the Jehovah's witnesses of the biscuit (and I apply that term under protest) world. Always turning up uninvited. Impossible to get rid of. Only good use for a jaffa cake is as a doorstop...

    :)


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    #500
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    endacl wrote: »
    Bloody typical. I finally find the current biscuit thread and there's somebody here already, wittering on about Jaffa cakes. Jaffa cakes are the Jehovah's witnesses of the biscuit (and I apply that term under protest) world. Always turning up uninvited. Impossible to get rid of. Only good use for a jaffa cake is as a doorstop...

    :)

    Oh look the snobby rich tea brigade have turned up to ruin the fun :p


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    #501
    kylith
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    I have to be the only person in the world who prefers raisins to chocolate chips in biscuits. They're just so chewy.


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    #502
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    kylith wrote: »
    I have to be the only person in the world who prefers raisins to chocolate chips in biscuits. They're just so chewy.

    Nope, same here. Except these days they get stuck in my broken back teeth. Who mentioned garibaldi a while back? I love them, but they're hard to get. Aldi's version don't even come close - they have that horrible fake fruit flavour added to the real raisins. WHY people, WHY??!


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    #503
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Can't stand chocolate biccies. Or chocolate ice-cream. And especially, dark chocolate. Dreadful stuffs.

    Though I don't half mind those Ferrero Raffaello Coconut Cream, uh, Balls:

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    #504
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Brown Bomber wrote: »
    Didn't take you for a conspiracy theorist.

    Hardly a conspiracy theory. As I said previously,

    There's smear tactics, fall guys, dirty tricks, agent provocateurs, internal espionage.

    How best to garner public sentimentality? This sort of thing is universal and not just confined to a bunch of desperately unhappy fanatics like YD.


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    #505
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,844 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    You can add "Responding to Standards in Public Office" to the list in the OP. link


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    #506
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    We can all agree, Rich Teas with butter on them at 3 in the morning. Greatest Thing.


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    #507
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    We can all agree, Rich Teas with butter on them at 3 in the morning. Greatest Thing.

    What???

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    #508
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    We can all agree, Rich Teas with butter on them at 3 in the morning. Greatest Thing.
    Do you know what happens when you dunk a Rich Tea with butter?

    //gags


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    #509
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    You don't dunk them with butter. You spread butter on top of them and boy is it delicious!


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    #510
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    We can all agree, Rich Teas with butter on them at 3 in the morning. Greatest Thing.

    I had a vague memory from childhood that these were the Greatest Thing. Then I tried one. Then I made OH try one as she had a similar memory.
    We then had a discussion about how stuff that we thought was 'Greatest Thing' to eat as kids turn out to be mank when consumed by one's adult self.

    Except 'raw' sponge cake mix - that's still put the grandkids to bed for madey-up crimes just to have it all for oneself....or so I have heard.....


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    #511
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Digestive covered in Philadelphia. /win


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