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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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    #212
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    About someone who is a bit too camp/gay

    "If you dropped a 50c piece with him around you'd kick it all the way home"


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    #213
    gman2k
    Registered Users Posts: 4,076 ✭✭✭gman2k


    Swamp Donkey


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    #214
    Madame K
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭Madame K


    So ugly, her pillow cries at night.

    So fat, gotta take a tram and two buses to get to his good side.


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    #215
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    I'd ate a shcabby child through the bars of a cot.


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    #216
    Kerrigooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,987 ✭✭✭Kerrigooney


    She has a fanny like a torn handbag.


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    #217
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    Head on 'em like a blind cobblers thumb


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    #218
    barney 20v
    Registered Users Posts: 979 ✭✭✭barney 20v


    This i heard said about the local slut by a local elderly cracked woman... That one would get up on our Lord Jesus Christ on the cross..... still makes me chuckle .


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    #219
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    Has the "butter face" been mentioned.

    As in...
    She has a fine body butter face is minging.


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    #220
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    He'd get up on a cracked plate that fella


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    #221
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    She's a head like Eircom broadband -in a bundle.


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    #222
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,021 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    "He was as full as a tinker's caravan"

    "He'd drink slop from a tinker's welly"


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    #223
    Kevwoody
    Registered Users Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Kevwoody


    When talking about riding good or bad looking women,

    Sure they were all split wit the same hatchet!


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    #224
    W0bble5
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭W0bble5


    kfallon wrote: »
    It'd be like a lost pen in the Albert Hall

    Its like riding a skip.....you wouldn't even touch the sides.....


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    #225
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    Your mother had to feed you with a slingshot.


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    #226
    bearhugs
    Registered Users Posts: 269 ✭✭bearhugs


    She's no stranger to a snackbox.


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    #227
    Butterface
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    He's about as hot as a shít on the chest

    I'd open her up like a bag of tayto

    He's a face like a teabag


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    #228
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    They'd eat her in Korea.


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    #229
    Frynge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    someone gave her a ladder to climb back up the ugly tree


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    #230
    duiggers
    Registered Users Posts: 167 ✭✭duiggers


    S you in your a's, without a c and j all over your b's


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    #231
    hattoncracker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭hattoncracker


    "id eat a curry chip out of her dirty knickers!!!"


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    #232
    HHH
    Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭HHH


    She could eat an apple through a tennis racket


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    #233
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    her fannys like a wizards sleave


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    #234
    ricero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,348 ✭✭✭✭ricero


    i wouldnt even ride her into battle. thats class.

    i say its like throwing a sausage down O'Connell street her vagina's that wide


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    #235
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    If you thought she was a little 'unkept':

    I bet she has a growler like a burst mattress.


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    #236
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    he has a body like a bag of donuts


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    #237
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    she has a head on her like a busted piss flap


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    #238
    W0bble5
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭W0bble5


    The set of teeth on him he could smoke in the shower


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    #239
    Whatsisname
    Registered Users Posts: 5,651 ✭✭✭Whatsisname


    "Head like a barracuda"

    "Seen better legs on a table"

    *to a footballer* "touch of a rapist"

    "I'd rather get up on a Monday morning"


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    #240
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    She's as wide as a corridor


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    #241
    crubbeens
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭crubbeens


    Put a bag over her fanny and F**k the head off her.


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