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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #662
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,694 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    branie2 wrote: »
    A Playtex bra ad (Cross Your Heart) from 1996. A woman notices a bra in her flatmates shopping, says "ooh, that's pretty" and takes off with it. the next scene shows her wearing it, and looking at herself in the mirror in her room.

    Reposting, as I made a mess in editing the original.
    Maybe not the only place you made a mess, eh?
    ;)


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    #663
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The pool scene in The Living Daylights


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    #664
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Another one that remember that had me hiding the VHS tape it was recorded on (for fear of losing it) was when your woman from L7 dropped her strides as she was playing guitar on The Word. 100% bush of course but was mad happenings all the same.


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    #665
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,259 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    What are you talking about? "Fapping"? The act didn't exist pre-internet. And certainly not pre-Channel 4.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #666
    somesoldiers
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    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    Another one that remember that had me hiding the VHS tape it was recorded on (for fear of losing it) was when your woman from L7 dropped her strides as she was playing guitar on The Word. 100% bush of course but was mad happenings all the same.

    I remember that "Pretend that your dead"!


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    #667
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Pam Bouvier (Carey Lowell) in the Bond Film Licence to Kill, when she was wearing a white one-piece swimsuit when I saw it on video when I was 13.


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    #668
    dresden8
    Registered Users Posts: 3,289 ✭✭✭dresden8


    matt-dublin wrote: »
    You're a liar!! data wasn't on voyager except for the last few and it wasn't about him developing feelings!!!

    You either didn't watch it at all or you were watching the next generation!!!

    Why has after hours turned into the encyclopedia of fapping recently????

    He meant the holographic doctor who was learning what it was like to be human. Spock had that gig too.

    Sheldon has it now.


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    #669
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I think I used the word when too much in my above post


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    #670
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    A stripper in an episode of The Fugitive


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    #671
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    Kays catalogue (which in one edition, had a picture similar to one in the 1993 Family album spring/summer catalogue)

    As I mentioned it was a bikini picture. In the Family Album, the model was kneeling and smiling open-mouthed, and in Kays, she was looking at something off camera.


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    #672
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    selfcheckout.jpg?w=1400


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    #673
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    branie2 wrote: »
    in Kays, she was looking at something off camera.

    Some lads flute obv.


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    #674
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Jesus Wept wrote: »
    selfcheckout.jpg?w=1400


    the coin slot?


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    #675
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The Breast Book, specifically the section on bras.


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    #676
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Jesus Wept wrote: »
    Some lads flute obv.

    Or his pecs


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    #677
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,196 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Brochures from travel agents were a gold-mine for hot ladies in bikinis / transparent swimming suits in the early 90's!


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    #678
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Brochures from travel agents were a gold-mine for hot ladies in bikinis / transparent swimming suits in the early 90's!

    Especially Budget Travel


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    #679
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I hope you don't me sharing my specific memories


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    #680
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    bit of a long shot question, but could the pictures I mentioned be online?


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    #681
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Ah, Channel 4. :) Many the saviour of a straight or gay young lad full of raging hormones showing 4 second sex scenes from indie English and Foreign films back in the late 80s/early 90s! :D Having a VCR to tape and freeze those scenes was a big bonus.

    C4 really pushed the boundaries back then. Sad that its a shadow of its former self nowadays. :(


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    #682
    ZeroThreat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭ZeroThreat


    The Victorias secret catalogue,........ no honestly, Sears catalogue. ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdgSKVsFu8


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    #683
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The cover to a novel called Vengeance, as it had a picture of a woman in a bikini.


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    #684
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    This is going to be really lame

    from an omnibus of Georges Simenon stories. This particular story was about strippers, and what I'm talking about was a stripper's debut on amateur night.


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    #685
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    Pam Bouvier (Carey Lowell) in the Bond Film Licence to Kill, when she was wearing a white one-piece swimsuit when I saw it on video when I was 13.

    Sorry, when I was 14


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    #686
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    dresden8 wrote: »
    He meant the holographic doctor who was learning what it was like to be human. Spock had that gig too.

    Sheldon has it now.
    I'd rate your Star Trek knowledge as 7/9.


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    #687
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    ZeroThreat wrote: »
    The Victorias secret catalogue,........ no honestly, Sears catalogue. ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdgSKVsFu8

    I don't deserve this shabby treatment!


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    #688
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    The Breast Book, specifically the section on bras.

    With a picture of a woman putting one on


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    #689
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    A cut out picture of Gloria Hunniford from a telly mag.

    And yes, I still would.


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    #690
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    dd972 wrote: »
    A cut out picture of Gloria Hunniford from a telly mag.

    And yes, I still would.

    So would Constable Frank Gladstone in The Thin Blue Line


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    #691
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The stripper in Carry On Behind


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