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Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

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    #62
    senorwipesalot
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    Blikes wrote: »
    Not me.

    got back to hers, she went to puke, he wanked on her pillow and wrote slut on the inside white part of her curtains! could see it every morning when the curtains were closed before yerwan got up. :)
    Damn those sexy pillows.


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    #63
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Blikes wrote: »
    Not me.

    got back to hers, she went to puke, he wanked on her pillow and wrote slut on the inside white part of her curtains! could see it every morning when the curtains were closed before yerwan got up. :)

    Literally, what a wanker.


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    #64
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Kidchameleon wrote: »
    A fella I know from Belfast was staying in the Red Cow hotel one night and he scored some bird in the nightclub. They went up to his room and your woman fell asleep before they could do anything. Your man then wanked on her!

    Is that not a form of rape?


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    #65
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    LimGal wrote: »

    he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area'


    HIS AREA? WHAT'S THAT? HIS ARSEHOLE?????


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    #66
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,126 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Is that not a form of rape?

    I was trying to figure that out and have no idea.


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    #67
    dark_shadow
    Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭dark_shadow


    LimGal wrote: »
    Ok this is another story about another mate(and before you ask it wasnt me!).............

    My mate,lets call him ''John'' pulled this girl who was in his own words pleasantly plump:)Back to her place where he proceeded to do the deed with her.
    He described to me that he had her on her back with her two legs over one of his shoulders!He was goin hell for leather and decided to spice it up a bit by ramming two free fingers up her arse:eek:After getting bored with this he removed said two fingers and and did what he describes as ''used me imagination'' and left them beside her mouth:(where he said and again in his own words ''she sucked them clean bhoy!!''.:eek::eek:

    I know,I know,I need to get new friends..............

    Ah the good old "atm" (arse to mouth) manoeuvre:p


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    #68
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    I'd someone confess to a murder to me one night.


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    #69
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    I'd someone confess to a murder to me one night.

    Woah!Continue Defty??


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    #70
    Tonyandthewhale
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    I'd someone confess to a murder to me one night.

    Giggidy.


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    #71
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    LimGal wrote: »
    Woah!Continue Defty??

    I won't say too much, the guy has gang affiliations. The victim was pure scum who had it coming, his mother is the only person I feel sorry for out of it.


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    #72
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    I won't say too much, the guy has gang affiliations. The victim was pure scum who had it coming, his mother is the only person I feel sorry for out of it.

    I take it your mate got away with it??


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    #73
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    LimGal wrote: »
    I take it your mate got away with it??

    He has, I won't be saying anything anyway, you don't mess with these people.


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    #74
    Kidchameleon
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    HazDanz wrote: »
    Is that not a form of rape?

    I would classify it as a form of rape certainly.


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    #75
    Gator
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Gator


    bet you he pulled her in coppers...they will do anything in there, have a mate with a similar story


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    #76
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    HazDanz wrote: »
    Is that not a form of rape?

    A sexual offence maybe, not Rape.


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    #77
    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    LimGal wrote: »
    One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

    Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

    So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

    Was she a member of FF by any chance? They do alot of that.


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    #78
    ejmaztec
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    patwicklow wrote: »
    Was she a member of FF by any chance? They do alot of that.

    I think her name is Bidet and her friends call her Biddy.


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    #79
    Chuck Stone
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    Fucking repulsive. Asses and mouths in contact is just disgusting.


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    #80
    Spunge
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Fucking repulsive. Asses and mouths in contact is just disgusting.

    you're just jealous


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    #81
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    patwicklow wrote: »
    Was she a member of FF by any chance? They do alot of that.

    Your not an FF man anyway Pat, hopefully we can win you back, change is coming, I know that may ring hollow at the moment but substantial work is on going with the young members to rebuild the party.


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    #82
    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Your not an FF man anyway Pat, hopefully we can win you back, change is coming, I know that may ring hollow at the moment but substantial work is on going with the young members to rebuild the party.

    Win me back:confused: ha ha ha they have you all well brain washed that is for sure lol.


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    #83
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Told me how the doctor inserted a metal scraping implement into his urethra to take a sample of puss

    He must have had a scraping instrument of his own to end up with some of her vagina in his urethra! :confused:


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    #84
    kowloon
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Fucking repulsive. Asses and mouths in contact is just disgusting.

    You won't like Human Centipede so much then.


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    #85
    Crann na Beatha
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    #86
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    patwicklow wrote: »
    Win me back:confused: ha ha ha they have you all well brain washed that is for sure lol.

    Follow us Pat its the only way.


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    #87
    ROFLcopter
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    Years ago, one of my mates told me that his girlfriend caught him **** in his bedroom, with her dirty knickers on his head whilst sniffing furiously.

    He told me the smell of box batter makes him horney!

    Dirty cúnt..


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    #88
    baltimore sun
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    know a guy who thought he was farting while pissing and he pooed on his missus' bathroom rug


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    #89
    Spunge
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    baltimore sun wrote: »
    know a guy who thought he was farting while pissing and he pooed on his missus' bathroom rug

    http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/tumblr_l9lgi6vkKr1qzx2fh.gif


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    #90
    midlandsmissus
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    Kidchameleon wrote: »
    I would classify it as a form of rape certainly.

    It's sexual assault. And I'm glad you saw that yourself. Did he feel bad when he told you at all?


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    #91
    midlandsmissus
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    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Heard of a girl in my town who after doing the business with her fella ,got him to take a sh1t in a pyrex dish on her face.Fcukin dirt bird.

    Woman remarked on. Man not. Why.


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