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Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

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    #152
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    toughbuttfair wrote: »
    You're right, it might have been a sweeping brush.

    Men tell extortionate lies to each other. Realise this. Your friends have not done half what they say they have.


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    #153
    toughbuttfair
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭toughbuttfair


    Meauldsegosha wrote: »
    I think your mate was spoofing you. Men don't normally go to that much trouble to pleasure a woman. ; )

    Nope, he thought it was one of the sexiest things he'd ever done.


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    #154
    Kamjana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Kamjana


    frag420 wrote: »
    Similar in that I brought a chick back to mine yes ago. In the middle if the night she went to the bathroom. Next thing my phone beeped. She txd to say she needed bOg roll. I was thinking there was done in there already but got up and grabbed some from other bathroom. Brought it into her. She said while I was there she may as well............. So she sucked me if while she punched a loaf. classy eh!!

    Thats marriage material right there


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    #155
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    What scares me is how much guys tell each other. Though remember that guys tend to exagerrate../outright lie.

    For example: I stayed in a guy's house - on his couch, and he told people he was up all night shagging me.

    I can confirm that guys tell each other absolutely everything.....in great detail!Way worse than women!


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    #156
    Tonyandthewhale
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    What scares me is how much guys tell each other. Though remember that guys tend to exagerrate../outright lie.

    For example: I stayed in a guy's house - on his couch, and he told people he was up all night shagging me.

    Simple cure for that, stop hanging out with/sleeping-with gobshites.


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    #157
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    I can confirm that guys tell each other absolutely everything.....in great detail!Way worse than women!


    You're missing my point. Guys tell something when there's something to tell. When there isn't - they lie.

    Say you bring a girl back, your friends know, and then she doesn't want to sleep with you, what do you tell your friends then? The truth? Or 'she was riding me all night boy!' this is where men dupe their friends.


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    #158
    booboo88
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    LimGal wrote: »
    booboo they is just doin it wrong:D

    Oh no, its nearly worse than kissing a guy after oral.


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    #159
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Tonyandthewhale wrote: »
    Simple cure for that, stop hanging out with/sleeping-with gobshites.

    You're right - he was a particular arrogant gob****e.
    And I am probably tainted from experience into thinking all men are conniving liars, so apologies, must try to regain faith in male population.

    OP's friends sound like right winners as well though :mad:


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    #160
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    You're missing my point. Guys tell something when there's something to tell. When there isn't - they lie.

    Say you bring a girl back, your friends know, and then she doesn't want to sleep with you, what do you tell your friends then? The truth? Or 'she was riding me all night boy!' this is where men dupe their friends.

    Can only speak from my own experience where my mates wouldnt lie about sleepin with someone as this would be considered the saddest of the sad between us.Fella got caught out and he is still tryin to live it down to this day!


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    #161
    toughbuttfair
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭toughbuttfair


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Men tell extortionate lies to each other. Realise this. Your friends have not done half what they say they have.

    This dude tends to do a lot of weird ****. I saw him try to shift his own brother one night. He has a bit of a drink problem.


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    #162
    Mr.Biscuits
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Hate to break it to you but most people's are, and people just either shave or they don't.

    Hate to break it to me?

    Hmm, think you need to reread my post there, as that was in fact my point.


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    #163
    Bassfish
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    My mate's ex used to ask him to fart on her in bed. He would actually have to turn his arse in her direction when he needed to fart and let rip, she couldn't get enough of it. Then she would duck under the covers and get a good whiff, a voluntary Dutch oven you might say!
    Each to their own and all but to me that's fukking rotten!


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    #164
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Mr.Biscuits wrote: »
    Hate to break it to me?

    Hmm, think you need to reread my post there, as that was in fact my point.

    No you said women's CAN be.....I think every person in the world has a hairy arse!


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    #165
    midlandsmissus
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    Bassfish wrote: »
    My mate's ex used to ask him to fart on her in bed. He would actually have to turn his arse in her direction when he needed to fart and let rip, she couldn't get enough of it. Then she would duck under the covers and get a good whiff, a voluntary Dutch oven you might say!
    Each to their own and all but to me that's fukking rotten!

    I think after this thread women will never do anything again as they now know how much is being revealed! I can't believe he told his friend something that would so embarrass her!

    See how there's nothing said about men on here, cause it's all outrageous stories told by men to each other...hmm.


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    #166
    summerskin
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    I got off with a girl once who kept frozen stools of turd wrapped in cling film in her freezer and used them as dildos. I thought they were flakes at first.

    Also had a short term girlfriend who liked to be puked on just for kicks. Didn't last long.







    True story.


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    #167
    Jen Pigs Fly
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    summerskin wrote: »
    I got off with a girl once who kept frozen stools of turd wrapped in cling film in her freezer and used them as dildos. I thought they were flakes at first.

    Also had a short term girlfriend who liked to be puked on just for kicks. Didn't last long.







    True story.

    Thank heavens you found out before you decided to rob a cheeky 'flake' for a midnight snack.


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    #168
    Bassfish
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I think after this thread women will never do anything again as they now know how much is being revealed! I can't believe he told his friend something that would so embarrass her!

    See how there's nothing said about men on here, cause it's all outrageous stories told by men to each other...hmm.

    Well he wouldn't have told me only for the fact she cheated on him then dumped him. I know full well women share plenty of info about their exploits with eachother too so give us a few stories about men then:p


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    #169
    Trigger13222
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    summerskin wrote: »
    I got off with a girl once who kept frozen stools of turd wrapped in cling film in her freezer and used them as dildos. I thought they were flakes at first.

    Also had a short term girlfriend who liked to be puked on just for kicks. Didn't last long.







    True story.

    O I had a few nights out with a girl who was obsessed with wanting to gag so hard on my member she would vomit, lol in the finish couldn't trust her to give me a blow job.


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    #170
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    Knew a guy who went to college in Scotland.
    He played a nasty prank on a chick he lived with who he said he didnt get on with.
    She always used one of those lipstick like chapstick containers to keep her lips nice and moisturised.So one night when she went out and forgot to bring it with her he decided to remove the chapstick from the container and gibbed into it.He then proceeded to freeze it and leave it back from where she had left it!

    He informed me that she suffered from a few nasty colesores in the cumin(excuse the pun) days!

    Was he talking bull****?I dont know,you decide?Seems pretty out there to be untrue!


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    #171
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    Knew a guy who went to college in Scotland.
    He played a nasty prank on a chick he lived with who he said he didnt get on with.
    She always used one of those lipstick like chapstick containers to keep her lips nice and moisturised.So one night when she went out and forgot to bring it with her he decided to remove the chapstick from the container and gibbed into it.He then proceeded to freeze it and leave it back from where she had left it!

    He informed me that she suffered from a few nasty colesores in the cumin(excuse the pun) days!

    Was he talking bull****?I dont know,you decide?Seems pretty out there to be untrue!

    That's ****ing horrific man. What state is humanity in at all.

    And you associate with these people? Hehehe he gave her ****ing coldsores?


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    #172
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Any chance of a separate forum for all this bull****
    > Figments of my Imagination
    > It happened to a friend (of a friend)
    > Urban Myths


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    #173
    Evie90
    Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭Evie90


    'Soggy biscuit' was a fairly popular game around here a few years ago I know a good few lads that've played it but of course since there men it's totally classy.


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    #174
    Trigger13222
    Registered Users Posts: 213 ✭✭Trigger13222


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Any chance of a separate forum for all this bull****
    > Figments of my Imagination
    > It happened to a friend (of a friend)
    > Urban Myths
    > people who haven't done it apart from the the missionary position.


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    #175
    Evie90
    Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭Evie90


    LimGal wrote: »
    Knew a guy who went to college in Scotland.
    He played a nasty prank on a chick he lived with who he said he didnt get on with.
    She always used one of those lipstick like chapstick containers to keep her lips nice and moisturised.So one night when she went out and forgot to bring it with her he decided to remove the chapstick from the container and gibbed into it.He then proceeded to freeze it and leave it back from where she had left it!

    He informed me that she suffered from a few nasty colesores in the cumin(excuse the pun) days!

    Was he talking bull****?I dont know,you decide?Seems pretty out there to be untrue!

    So he told you he had a std (herpes) and was proud of it, Men and their little ill thought-out fantasies :rolleyes:


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    #176
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    LimGal wrote: »
    Knew a guy who went to college in Scotland.
    He played a nasty prank on a chick he lived with who he said he didnt get on with.
    She always used one of those lipstick like chapstick containers to keep her lips nice and moisturised.So one night when she went out and forgot to bring it with her he decided to remove the chapstick from the container and gibbed into it.He then proceeded to freeze it and leave it back from where she had left it!

    He informed me that she suffered from a few nasty colesores in the cumin(excuse the pun) days!

    Was he talking bull****?I dont know,you decide?Seems pretty out there to be untrue!
    Highly unlikely, for starters herpes simplex isn't transmitted via salivia or other body fluids. Might have been some shedding from open sores into the container but I'm calling bull on this one.


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    #177
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    Evie90 wrote: »
    So he told you he had a std (herpes) and was proud of it, Men and their little ill thought-out fantasies :rolleyes:

    Its all about committing to the story......he gives a little scary truth away about himself and Im able to believe it......trust between boys:)


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    #178
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Highly unlikely, for starters herpes simplex isn't transmitted via salivia or other body fluids. Might of been some shedding from open sores into the container but I'm calling bull on this one.

    I aint never said it was herpes she got:eek:


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    #179
    Sardonicat
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    LimGal wrote: »
    I aint never said it was herpes she got:eek:
    What do you think cold sores are?


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    #180
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    I aint never said it was herpes she got:eek:

    Look it up. You only get coldsores from the Herpes virus.


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    #181
    krudler
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    LimGal wrote: »
    I aint never said it was herpes she got:eek:

    coldsores are herpes


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